HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho fingering his wallet drooling like a baby waiting for the homos prancing all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

David Letterman I wish I was your late night man Cause I get so stupid over you (x4) Even though you're big and famous in movies and MTV Can't the three of us go out and see midget wrestling Cause hanging

Around On You Screeching Weasel

day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that you do means there's gonna come a day when you're gonna fade away and it's gonna come around

LOVE Screeching Weasel

And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4) I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach I don't want you hanging

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

maid She's just a girl but still She's really not afraid To call in sick so we can hang out in Wicker Park And rot amongst the cynical prototypes of our love And I sincerely hope that she's always around

THE HUNTER Screeching Weasel

God's creatures carcasses Laying all around Some stupid hick shot them all down Not for food, not for life, just for fucking fun I can't wait to see the day when animals carry guns, when animals

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

d on The Ramones Cause I just sit around at home And bitch and whine cause I'm alone Oh yeah I'm so depressed - I need a shrink! I need an institution - think! There ain't no solution - think!

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking

RUBBER ROOM Screeching Weasel

Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know what to do Everyone I know is having a fit 'Cause I haven't got a clue I don't know who I am Patience is wearing thin I think my head

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans I totally lust when I see you around

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

She's a dingbat (x2) Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless

YOU BLISTER MY PAINT Screeching Weasel

why you're picking on me but i know that's not the way it should be and i don't know what you're doing and i don't know what i'm doing now and if you wanna drag me down then i don't want to be around

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

I WANNA BE NAKED Screeching Weasel

I wanna be naked I wanna be nude I wanna walk around in my birthday suit No more funny looks about the way I dress I'll show the whole world my nakedness I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

face I can't handle refusing to change and I can't handle the same old same old from you Cause I'm sick and tired of you There ain't nothing to do It's time for change We don't know what We sit around

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

of work And every day's the same White girl couldn't go on knowing She was just here wasting her time She drowned in the lake last night They found her bloated body floating But she still walks around

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

apartment ambience is like a motel Little town blues can't compare to this hell Do you ever wanna go anywhere but here and now well I'm waiting here alone for you You somehow ignore the repetitive structures around

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

there's a real cool club on the other side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like people are around

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

those perfect lips I saw her start to walk my way Thought that everything would be ok Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display I hurried to the checkout line Wishing I could push back time I looked around

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

you keep thinking there's more than this Now you're a punk rocker With another set of problems How to enjoy yourself without losing it You say you've got your life tied up But is it with something around

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you ...

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I ...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you l...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

Who needs Dayglo ? Hey not me ! 27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, u...

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual m...

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy...

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

It's raining needles stuck in my head I wish I had stayed home in bed Raining needles - help me guys ! In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In ...

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Cir...

I Wrote Holden Caulfield (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I loved you for the minute when you decided to tell me the truth I heard you and that night I cried for you I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world Don't tell me that things ...