A NEW TOMORROW Screeching Weasel

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymore We don't need to buy into a

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

for attention that go way too far it's not my problem if you don't know who you are that smile won't replace the character you lack are you feeling all neglected 'cause you're always stuck in back well tomorrow

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope for anything new

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from my shoe 99 The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview all look too much like you and 99 I've got a

It's Not Enough Screeching Weasel

things are getting worse it's not working out everything is coming up upside down nothing ever changes it's a stupid waste and i give up it's not enough people say tomorrow's another day if that's true

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying there that didn't matter every now and then comes back to my eyes moving in a

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind I gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to be this month's kings of the shitheap I've got a

LIKE A PARASITE Screeching Weasel

Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy

Only A Test Screeching Weasel

will i get locked up in the mental ward am i headed for a straitjacket or am i just bored is it genetics or is it me pulling my hair out wondering what does a nervous breakdown look like sometimes these

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

(SHE GOT) ELECTROSHOCKED Screeching Weasel

she got electroshock therapy fifty thousand volts way outta control she got electroshock therapy a hundred thousand volts way outta control and hey whaddya know it wasn't much of a joke she got

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

there's a real cool club on the other side of town where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it there's millie

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

If you need a place to stay Welcome to the punk house It's a party every day Living in a punk house Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la Thers's always something happening here

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time bomb

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

She's a dingbat (x2) Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's

JOCK PUNK Screeching Weasel

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than you Come over here and I'll pound

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high school

PANIC Screeching Weasel

A voice inside my head is screaming Metaphorically I mean I'm certainly not crazy I don't think I'm all that crazy But you see this pressure's getting to be Just a bit too much for me I'm feeling

USED CARS Screeching Weasel

Used cars (x4) No money down sounds good to me Got monthly payments til I'm 93 Used cars (x4) I stopped to look and now I own A school bus and a '71 Olds SCREAMS OF DISBELIEF Zero percent financing

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts

BPD Screeching Weasel

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

Gotta learn soon that things never last Cause I'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my ass Gotta know now if it's all worth a fight Cause if there's really a god then what else is right ?

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring Politics are fucking

EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went

Plastic Bag Screeching Weasel

you say i need help you're gonna read me the riot act i'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance well i don't wanna be here today i don't wanna be here anyway i don't wanna suffocate in a plastic

LEAVE ME ALONE Screeching Weasel

You are so fucked up Don't even talk to me Don't know what you're talking about Get the fuck away from me Leave me alone - Don't wanna hear your voice Don't wanna hear a sound - Just leave me

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolutely

RUBBER ROOM Screeching Weasel

Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know what to do Everyone I know is having a fit 'Cause I haven't got a clue I don't know who I am Patience is wearing thin I think my head

WAVIN GERBS Screeching Weasel

I was there alone one day Me, Fred and my microwave Fred was a gerbil just the same I was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye Watch old Freddy run and run He

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore

WORK Screeching Weasel

Work (x12) I can't get up in the morning I feel like a sap like somebody's fool I work like a rat and I'm going insane I know it ain't right and I know it ain't cool So don't tell me (x3) what to

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker treat me like a

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

MAd at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt Mad at the paper boy

Around On You Screeching Weasel

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dramamine