DMV Primus

I spell it...I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it

DMV (Album Version) Primus

I spell it, I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

DMV No Use For A Name

You're feeling really good and smart You passed your test with a high score of 93 But it doesn't really matter cause you smashed your car Time to return to the DMV.

Primus Babes In Toyland

I remember way back when Times weren't this hard No they weren't this hard And everyone had what we call A sane mind Roses are red Well blood is too And I found that out When I needed you Remember...

PRIMUS 블랙나인 (BLACK NINE)

올라가 줄게 더 높이 이거 처먹어 쑤셔 넣어 따 먹어 너의 귀 Ghoodlife crew it\'s the mother fuckin\' best team Don\'t you know you got big problems 뒷담화를 까봐 내 벌스 뒤에 숨어 날 개 족밥 같이 봤냐 It\'s wrong 날 의심한 건 네 실수야 We the primus

Hats Off Primus

When I was born, the doc he held me by my ankles Smacked my red behind They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burrito Then marked the date and time Hats off, to the ones that string the beads...

Sgt. Baker Primus

Sgt. Baker is my name I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare Suddenly it appears to me You got a bit much dignity For your own good, boy Yes sir, yes sir. I will rape your personalit...

Notes Primus

Electric Uncle Sam, Mama Didn't Raise No Fool, and Power Mad produced with Tom Morello. Natural Joe produced with Matt Stone. Laquer Head produced with Fred Durst. Dirty Drowning Man produced with...

Tommy the Cat Primus

"I remember as it were a meal ago" Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into His mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise ...

AMOS MOSES Primus

Amos Moses was a Cajun. And lived by himself in the swamp Hunting alligator for a living. Knock 'em on the head with a stump The Louisiana law's gonna get you, Amos It ain't legal hunting alligato...

Eleven Primus

I just can't seem to blend Into society I have no hope for this dim Simplicity of law and order By whose rules I see no rhyme in the reason I hold no hope for this holy treason Of love and so soft...

Nature Boy Primus

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance around the house like nature boy My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be But you don't see me No one can see ...

Bob Primus

I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store Only to find...

South Park Theme Primus

Going down to South Park, gunna have myself a time. Stan & Kyle:Friendly faces every where, humble folks without temtation. Going down to South Park gunna leave my woes behind Cartman:Ample park...

Over the Falls Primus

They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in And he stood by and waited to be called The talk was of times that'd gone by And the quantity and quality of wom...

Dirty Drowning Man Primus

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog. I drink Campari with marinated wild hog. I've no sense, I like electric fence. I put barbed wire in my pants and do a celtic dance. But when I can, I'm a giving man...

Harold of the Rocks Primus

It was a weekend's eve, I had sex on my breath I was lookin' for somethin' to see. With a borrowed black leather and my best fishin' hat. Well it was just Wendy O. and me. We called old Swamp Up o...

Have a Cigar (Pink Floyd) Primus

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, fly high, You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try; they're gonna love you. Well, I've always had a deep respect, and I me...

Spaghetti Western Primus

Why do we do this C.G. and I? Every night vegetables, Minds numbed up by THC. I've got my pen, C.G. the remote. Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at four A.M. On a Friday No dreads about the working...

Coattails of a Dead Man Primus

He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame but it all came around just the same. He then met a girl with desire in her eye, he gave her love, she took his name. The times they were good, the times the...

Pork Soda Primus

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sp...

Intruder (Peter Gabriel) Primus

I know something about opening windows and doors I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers Slipping th...

Too Many Puppies Primus

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too many puppies are trained not to bark. At the sight of blood that must be spille dso that We may maintain our oil fields. Too many puppies Too many ...

Here Come the Bastards Primus

Here they come Here come the bastards I heard it from a confident - Who heard it form a confidant They're definately on their way There's one with this idea Something about a hammer head shark Nos...

Coddingtown Primus

I went down to Coddingtown To buy for Lucky Dog Moved on up to Sono-co To clear my head of smog People 'round town they all line up To buy them Chevrolets But me I talked to the Mopar man Been tal...

My Name Is Mud Primus

My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and it's always been 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue >...

Making Plans for Nigel (XTC) Primus

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must ...

Seas of Cheese Primus

When the going gets tough And the stomachg acids flow The cold wind of conformity Is nipping at your nose When some trendy new atrocity Has brought you to your knees Come with us we'll sail the Se...

Golden Boy Primus

He was a might golden boy, as gold as ever seen But when he stepped up to the podium, you could tell that boy was mean His arms was made of nickel, and his forehead made of wood An affidavit from...

John the Fisherman Primus

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school, His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, He has no time for farmer's daughters. Alienated from the c...

Greet the Sacred Cow Primus

Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer. If I'm zapped with radiation they say I'll last another year. Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow. My hands are full of protein, my arms are...

De Anza Jig Primus

Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one When I was seventeen. I remember the day that she Gave me her viriginity And then she gave it to everyone In our vicinity. Oh I...

THE FAMILY AND THE FISHING NET Primus

Suffocated by mirrors, stained by dreams Her honey belly pulls the seams Curves are still upon the hinge Pale zeros tinge the tiger skin Moist as grass, ripe and heavy as the night The sponge is ...

The Air Is Getting Slippery Primus

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise My heart, it beats irregu...

Jerry Was a Race Car Driver Primus

Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El solo number one" With a bocephu...

Frizzle Fry Primus

Hello all you boys and girls. I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be. But never fear you're safe with me. Well, maybe. Golden hair of macrame' Against the fa...

American Life Primus

In a town in southernmost Sicily Lived a family too proud to be poor In the year that fever took father away They hastened for American shores Now a mother and her son are standing in line It's a ...

Electric Uncle Sam Primus

I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie. Mess with me a...

Glass Sandwich Primus

He stood in line with the rest And waited got his chance To take his place behind the glass And watch the ladies dance It's the nature of things He stepped into the darkened space The air was th...

Pudding Time Primus

You can have a lolly pop a candy bar a jelly bean. I'll buy you a rainbow to hang above your door. It's pudding time. Laughter is a sweet You can't put a price on. When laughter's all gone Daddy w...

Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers Primus

I've seen them out at Soco They're pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow Can't keep these fellas down 'Caus...

Welcome to This World Primus

Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life We ...

Southbound Pachyderm Primus

Quite a suprise What an ingenious device Boredom encompasses my time I don't know what I should do Indulging a moment of your time Seldom the breeder of lies But you won't believe that it's true ...

Is it Luck? Primus

My socks and shoes always match Is it Luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it Luck?I can play my bass for you Is it Luck?Some gals like to kiss my face Is it Luck? Is it Luck? The...

SCISSOR MAN Primus

Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man Putting end to evil doers games Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man Maybe you are in his book of names Maybe you are in his book of ...

Eclectic Electric Primus

Part I - Blinded by the Sun Bring me back again, I'd really rather not be out here on my own. Someone reel me in, I'm drifting ever farther from my home. I remember when I was a baby gazing in a...

Shake Hands with Beef Primus

There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say, eye for an eye Eye for a tooth When I roamed young I'd scavenge around Every nook and cranny Of our little town It's nice, so nice, to be Pul...

To Defy the Laws of Tradition Primus

What if Christmas didn't come this year and no one paid for Christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, the child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not deserve that right...

Kalamazoo Primus

A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracude, singin' meat packer songs And she ain't from Kalamazoo A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz Then a ...

Year of the Parrot Primus

In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their sound From someone else's Toil Liking to parrots you see I've seen the likes of Kate Bush And Van M...