TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're just two on glue Turn

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I got straight edge I laugh at the thoughts of dropping loose I laugh at the thoughts of sniffing glue

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

leash nice and tight your wife helped pick it out the irony is that your worked 3 hours for it you wish you could ignore it you're a hooker. start to realize its true they sniff their coke you huff your glue

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I dont think Hanoi rocks And I dont want your Paul Stanley Next to my Subhumans Gatefold Im not trying to be a jerk But I dont think this record mergers gonna work But when I saw Christ on Parade

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

Intro NOFX

El Hefe: Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -... Fat Mike (interrupts): I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder.

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids, they depend on

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

But maybe one or two It doesn't mean, I never loved you I love you long time, when you're on top of me

The Black & White NOFX

Woke on the wrong side of the bed she can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done little choices in a, a little town maybe a, little man is right to be afraid biblic moralization

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight She could get me a seat and the price was right She tugged on

Louise NOFX

six year old brat Mommy discipline me cause you know I've been bad Start with cat then she'll move to a crop Neither one is willing to stop She knows that girls just wanna have fun With four piercing on

Six Pack Girls NoFX

Wake up the next morning And sure enough it's not two girls! Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack

REEKO NoFX

Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry The cisco was

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

BOB NoFX

Had someone shave his head Got a new identity Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town They could get away Riding around, as the trucks drive by

ON THE RAG NoFX

It's that time of the month Again, your bitching Stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug Yourself up But why take it out on me Just leave me alone Stop yelling at me Leave me alone When

Three on Speed NOFX

all we need, a little methanphetamens.three on speed. a little subversality.what we do, is nothing you know about.who are you?

Puke on Cops NOFX

full on the run. i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops.

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play this song on

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

DIG NoFX

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

PUNK GUY NoFX

finga Not just he singer in the band Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year Got a face like Charles Bronson Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin Not just a singer in the band He'll puke on

Whoa on the Whoas NOFX

we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright. between AFI and The Offspri...

REMNANTS NoFX

Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of music And I'll think of you I'd rather have a cold one by the sea I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me But since I'm here

Happy Guy NOFX

through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say how could he Turn his back on

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything is ok The storm has passed the sun is shining Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day What's goin on

See Her Pee Nofx

Betweem 2 parked cars, Betweem 2 parked cars, On a well lit street, On a well lit street, 5th and Main. 5th and Main.

LORI MEYERS NoFX

I ain't no Cinderella, I ain't waitin' for no prince To save me in fact until just now I was doin' just fine And on and on I know what degradation feels like I felt it on the floor at the factory

The Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)

Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of

THE DECLINE NoFX

Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on human nature

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I don't do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed my lifestyle Has rearranged I'm on my feet You'll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why don't you fade away I've heard all

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I dont do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed My lifestyle has rearranged Im on my feet Youll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why dont you fade away Ive heard all

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say how could he Turn his back on

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can call it on the lonely days You can go your own way Tell me why everything turns

Go Your Own Way NOFX

If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from me You can go your own way You can call it on the lonely days You can go your own way Tell me why everything turns around

Total Bummer Nofx

Watching all trains leave the station Left standing alone without a ticket Left standing alone without a ticket You light up my life You light up my life You give me hope You give me hope To carry on

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live in fear Racism lives on

Champselyees NoFX

vous voulez aux Champs Élysées Tu m’as dit "J’ai rendez-vous" dans un sous-sol avec des fous Qui vivent la guitare à la main du soir au matin, Alors je t’ai accompagnée, on

All Of Me NoFX

Take these arms, I want to lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them Go, goodbye left me with eyes How can I go on to without you? You took the best so why not take the rest?

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

MENSA membership exceeding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise

champ elys?s NoFX

, on a chant? on a dans?Br>Et l'on n'a m?e pas pens?-- a s'embrasser Aux Champs-?ys?s, aux Champs-?ys?

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her I'm her butter she's my bread She's like a mobile waterbed And when I got on