LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free Obviously they don't know me You can have your cake and eat it too And there's plenty of

Life O'riley NOFX

You can have your cake and eat it too and there''s plenty of free lunch for you if you think you''re getting cheated then you don''t have a clue you don''t know where you are, or what to do.

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

Can't u see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

nothing but the best I feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep on believing in my life

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God I think of

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

THE HAPPY GUY NoFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends

Happy Guy NOFX

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity From his family - his friends say

REMNANTS NoFX

Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

I'm Telling Tim NOFX

"You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim Take you out of book your own life part six

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about

180 DEGREES NoFX

bein' a human The ability to reason But reasoning don't work when no one cares 2 parts apathy, one part despair Guess what, this might come as a surprise I'll no longer roll my eyes A change of

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

Now sober but smelly, he's got one big belly, From livin' the good life provided by punk. Singin', Singin', Singin'. Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong.

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees '

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

JOHNNY APPLESEED NoFX

Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed He's making sure his garden

LORI MEYERS NoFX

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing as shame It wasn't recognition of

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES NoFX

You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch-enemy A middle class punk Get out Get a life Get a job Everyone's smoking grass Everyone is an ass Can't you afford to cut your hair?

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

Zyclone B Bathouse NOFX

hearts With a "Better them than me" and a "Better off this way" Ronald McDonald - paint a happy face on a McMurderer Same train same station, this time the cars are coporate not fascist state What is life

FLEAS NoFX

day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never would My mother had forbidden me To waste away my life

All Of Me NoFX

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you?

NEW BOOBS NoFX

attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams My social life

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy what I Do is no one's business but me So stay in your missionary position I hope that you get bored to death There's no way I'm going thru life

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

Electricity NOFX

One source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and h.e.p.

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get shot But don't forget the T it Follows liber in the the constitution Following the part about pursuit of

Freedumb NOFX

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another farce in American politics

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

After 16 years of service, and a family to support He actually started to believe the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense. ’cause danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

STRANDED NoFX

Stranded, Ah Ah Stranded, Ah Ah Hit me in the gut like a brick through a window Left me in the gutter like a wet news rag Sitting alone, thinking out the times we never had Cause you were my life

VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO NoFX

I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew I don't want to be vegetarian Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

Puke on Cops NOFX

gimme a side of airplane noise or a half a glass of our resistance. add a dash of disobedient public nusant, richtor riot. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops.