HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

THE MORON BROTHERS NoFX

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to spread

Moron Brothers NOFX

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to spread disease

THE MALACHI CRUNCH NoFX

A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?

Three on Speed NOFX

all we need, a little methanphetamens.three on speed. a little subversality.what we do, is nothing you know about.who are you?

REEKO NoFX

over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry The cisco was emptied into the aquarium Where the fish all seem to float the ex lax Lines the dog

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

Party Enema NOFX

hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh!

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me

LOVE STORY NoFX

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't

STRANDED NoFX

your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

The Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

Decline NOFX

We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done?

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

Can't u see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression

Gonoherpasyphilaids NOFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't

Hot Dog Shakin' Stevens

My baby works in a hot dog stand Making them hot dogs as fast as she can Up steps a cat now don't be slow Get me two hot dogs ready to go Hot dog she's my baby Hot dog drives me crazy Hot dog don't

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

PUNK GUY NoFX

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

THE DECLINE NoFX

truth Add the Bill of Rights Subtract the wrongs, there's no answers Memorize and sing Star spangled songs, when the questions Aren't ever asked Is anybody learning from the past We're living in

GREEN CORN NoFX

don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go to sleep Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars I'm the prince of poverty hangin' out in

The Black & White NOFX

Woke on the wrong side of the bed she can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done little choices in a, a little town maybe a, little man is right to be afraid biblic moralization

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little choices in

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play

Freedumb NOFX

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another farce in American politics

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

Hot Dog 모노크롬

I like hamburgers, but hot dogs today! There's a lot of sauce and sauce in the bread! Ketchup. Mustard, Let's get together and have fun, make some noise!

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

FIVE FEET UNDER NoFX

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

nothing but the best I feel it's my duty, my obligation to live up to the standards society suggusts So I'll keep on working for their benefit And I'll keep on drinking I'll keep on believing in

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify my insecurities You don’t get to site and save my unhip-ocracies Not for sale Take two placebos then you can call me lame Walk some in

Dad's Bad News NOFX

Dont believe a word your grandfather says Hes been classified grade a psychotic You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah The

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???