FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about

Freedumb NOFX

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another farce in American politics

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

Perfect Government NOFX

Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom? And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on?

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

Pink vs Black Shopping Cart Race 코코비

"There's a race car shopping cart!" "It looks fun!"

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I dont think Hanoi rocks And I dont want your Paul Stanley Next to my Subhumans Gatefold Im not trying to be a jerk But I dont think this record mergers gonna work But when I saw Christ on Parade

Grocery Shopping Like a Tough Guy Big Bad Tough Guy

A couple of beers and a butterhorn And some chinese food to go. I'm just a happy freakin' guy Cruisin through the grocery store.

RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NoFX

Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.

Bob Turkee NoFX

We don't like him He's such a geek He wears funny glasses He has so many zits Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkey the dick Bob Turkee the turkey Bob Turkey the dick He has a beer belly He doesn't

See Her Pee Nofx

She got lips like stereo, She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. With the bass and treble down.

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

Hit It NoFX

You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, Be straight and screw Enjoy your day, What to say Hell of a friend Why

PUNK GUY NoFX

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

San Francisco Fat NOFX

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!) Skinny girl, eat some more food! Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak!

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES NoFX

You are a hippie You smell like skunk I'm your arch-enemy A middle class punk Get out Get a life Get a job Everyone's smoking grass Everyone is an ass Can't you afford to cut your hair?

LIZA NoFX

She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates.

Go Shopping to Sale Mart 로티프렌즈

Sale, on sale, on sale We go, we go, we go Let’s go shopping to Sale Mart Come to my mart, take your shopping cart Sturdy ladders, sweet sugar Salty salt and soft towels Everything's on sale Sale!

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

STRANDED NoFX

faith in me You cut me up and rob me blind But now I'm fine She told me about the places I could never find She told me how to walk while by her side Don't be fooled by teardrops They're worth a

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees '

Medio-Core NOFX

Medio-core It's not forsaken The music they're makin' Will leave you with a feeling of indifference How was the band?

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it

JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS? NoFX

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks NOFX

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll

Go to Work Wasted NOFX

i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job.

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

THE DECLINE NoFX

threat Reason searched + seized Jerry spent some Time in Michigan A 20 year vacation After all he had a dime A dime is worth a Lot more in Detroit A dime in California Just a 20 dollar fine

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

You’re not supposed to like my bands, things I like you don’t understand So please put down that rum and coke, that’s no behavior for old folks Can't we just "hang" on holidays?

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

Can't Get the Stink Out NOFX

what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human beings instead

VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO NoFX

I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew I don't want to be vegetarian Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

Decline NOFX

Jerry spent some time in Michigan A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine Jerry only stayed a couple months It's

Little Acorns The White Stripes

Take all your problems And rip 'em apart Carry them off In a shopping cart And another thing You should've known from the start The problems in hand Are lighter than at heart Be like the

Little Acorns White Stripes

Take all your problems And rip 'em apart Carry them off In a shopping cart And another thing You should've known from the start The problems in hand Are lighter than at heart Be like the

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

KILL ROCK STARS NoFX

"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the world by blaming men Can't change the world by hating

THE BAG NoFX

Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before Saying things I'd say once more There's

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cause my outer skin Is thick like