Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

Valium Lisa Mitchell

sometimes your love It's so pretty I just wanna sink in And sometimes your heart Well, it's so pretty I just wanna live there Well, I wish I could bottle it up And breathe it back like Valium And

SHUT UP ALREADY NoFX

"Affection not dissection" "Meat is murder" "Animals are for petting" Oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining About poor little animals dying And the food they are supplying Because if a big

Valium Waltz Old 97's

To drink as if lovers of the ultra-familiar Hover above her as she's checking you out Wander around her but never sleep with her Watch her though windows as she pours herself out You're scoring her shipwrecks

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

AUGUST 8TH NoFX

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

Perfect Government NOFX

And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on? How did the cat get so fat? Why does the family die? Do you care why?

Party Enema NOFX

a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh! it goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot.

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play

ON THE RAG NoFX

It's that time of the month Again, your bitching Stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug Yourself up But why take it out on me Just leave me alone Stop yelling at me Leave me alone When

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY NoFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel?

Go Your Own Way NOFX

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel?

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

Six Pack Girls NoFX

girls to lay My Friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around Those girls don't look so bad after all Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack So you pick her up

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Who huffed at the party?

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

LOVE STORY NoFX

waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

DYING DEGREE NoFX

Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of!

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

drugs Got some prescription drugs I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin' Some things are stranger than fishin' Yeah I know what I am Yeah I know what I am Chop up

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

THE MORON BROTHERS NoFX

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to spread

REMNANTS NoFX

Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of a razor Never knowing when you're to fall Sure

Lower NoFX

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to live in fear Racism lives on both sides so I'm gonna get the

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

STRANDED NoFX

She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm

Moron Brothers NOFX

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to spread disease

Thank God Its Monday NOFX

Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do Cant

Thank God It's Monday NOFX

> I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday I wake up when I want to.

Dinosaurs Will Die NoFX

Sit back wath it crumble, see drowing watch the fall I feel just ternble about' it, that's sarcasm, let it burn I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart I'm gonna raise my glass abuv my heart Then

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you to pack up and leave? Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what’s the matter with parents today? Not again, when will it end?

Valium Skies The Verve

Can you keep yourself on for good Seems like the whole world is losing How do you stop yourself up Even if seems like the whole world is crying Aaaah Oooooh Aaaah Oooooh She got all I need The air

DINOSAURS WILL DIE NoFX

DINOSAURS WILL DIE This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system This is the real thing Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall I feel just terrible about it, that’s

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

[Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the punk rock show? [Kids:] Yeah! Let's go to the punk rock show!

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

*cough* We're professional punkers, We come from the suburbs, After 15 years we're still havin' fun. Now we're over 30, not lookin' so purty, At least we got a beat up accordion.

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond Operation, successful, but now I gotta pee, thru a miniature hole, got to remember, to put the