Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

Mattersville NoFX

community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want, whenever we please There's always a keg of beer and

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

She's Nubs Nofx

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good They make you do things that you know you not should And

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

The kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and coke Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed, in fact let's keep noise levels down Must separate the church and skate!

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

See Her Pee Nofx

She got lips like stereo, She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. With the bass and treble down.

MONOSYLABIC GIRL NoFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

Lazy NOFX

I wish I could go so far away Where time moves too slow day after day I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

And this GNR EP?

Monosyllabic Girl NOFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

MENSA membership exceeding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

MURDER THE GOVERNMENT NoFX

I wanna see the constitution burn I wanna watch the white house overturn I wanna witness some blue bloods blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the KKK I wanna pull and shoot the NRA I wanna pay

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

EL LAY NoFX

When we go out tonight, gotta get my hair just right Tight black pants and blue suede shoes I'll get my picture in Rock City News Gotta get those flyers out, might meet a talent scout And he will

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of music And I'll think of you I'd rather have a cold one by the sea I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me But since I'm here

Six Pack Girls NoFX

to lay My Friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around Those girls don't look so bad after all Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack So you pick her up And

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

But what she really hates is sex Erotic images oppress and debase women as a whole Simple solutions created by black & white thinking, Too bad the world not work that way.

Shitting Bricks NoFX

Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell Well, I never said when Again, again and again Breaking, smashing

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight They sit home, and

Last Caress Nofx

I got something to say I got something to say I killed your baby today I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead As long as it's

LEAVE IT ALONE NoFX

same, change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old Leave it alone DA NA NA NA NA NA NA Breath, ever so slight We couldn't take away your god given right Leave it alone, heel and

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR NoFX

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR (Cd Version) Hello, Welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR NoFX

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR (Cd Version) Hello, Welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat.

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight She could get me a seat and

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're just two on glue Turn

Whoa on the Whoas NOFX

we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright. between AFI and The Offspring i

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

My Name Is Bud NOFX

Took my squirt gun And made it a bong My sister's name is Mary-Jane And mine's Bud! Mine's Bud!

NEW BOOBS NoFX

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cause my outer skin Is thick like crust, and

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

WARM NoFX

the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen the the light, reflecting through the screen A eudaemonistic life composed of tar and

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good look One more round and

The Decline NOFX

And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Decline NOFX

And how'd they get to be so dumb?