My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

THREE POINT ONE FOUR Bloodhound Gang

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty?

PLEASE STOP FUCKIN MY MOM NoFX

What the fuck are you doing Don't you know right from wrong I didn't care you fucked my sister But please stop stickin it into my mom.

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in my

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in my

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

I don't do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed my lifestyle Has rearranged I'm on my feet You'll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why don't you fade away I've heard all

Desperation's Gone NOFX

I dont do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed My lifestyle has rearranged Im on my feet Youll never change your ways Living from day to daze Why dont you fade away Ive heard all

My Heart Is Yearning NOFX

For You My Heart is yearning And how I've loved you so Its because of you My dick is burning Its dripping on my toe

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.?

FLEAS NoFX

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

NEW BOOBS NoFX

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

Forming NOFX

Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger than Mr.

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

EAST BAY NoFX

Get out of my way Can't you see im from East Bay I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

PUNK ROCK ELITE NoFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently I've alienated

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite NOFX

Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean what I say I'm not your fucking scape Goat apparently

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining Want reparations, you're needy and deserving Can't understand why some are served while you're doing the serving Anything but responsibility Where's my

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

REMNANTS NoFX

just barely exist Wide spread mediocracy Will suck you up, resist Another number on a list I don't want it, you can have it You can try, but you won't make me Feel the things you feel I'll take my

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like

Total Bummer Nofx

trepidation Is it the drink or trepidation Watching all trains leave the station Watching all trains leave the station Left standing alone without a ticket Left standing alone without a ticket You light up my

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

Punk Song NOFX

NoFX Miscellaneous Punk Song Am I supposed to do things right?

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

Can't Get the Stink Out NOFX

what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human beings instead

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties