Somebody Slap Me John Anderson

looking that it ain't funny She's got a Health-and-Beauty school diploma A runner-up to Miss Oklahoma She looks uptown, but she ain't really She's into footbal, she likes my chili (Chorus) Y'all Somebody

Heartache Tonight John Anderson

Somebody is gonna hurt someone before the night is true Somebody is gonna come undone It's nothing we can do Everybody wants to touch somebody If it takes all night Everybody wants to take a little chance

She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs John Anderson

"She just started liking cheatin' songs and what's bothering me I don't know if it's the cheatin' she likes or just the melodies I've never had any reason to doubt her as far as I know she's been true

Country 'Til I Die John Anderson

I got an invite to a Saturday night Shindig way up town You know old John likes to have his fun I couldn't turn a party down The band was playing some highfalutin music I'd never heard before Everybody

I Just Came Home To Count The Memories (Album Version) John Anderson

Everything I ever care about is gone now But all the memories still remain The old man from the house across the street asked How's it goin' and I said fine But the expression on his face would make me

Five Generations Of Rock County Wilsons John Anderson

them I stood on the hill overlooking Red River Where my momma and her momma lay And listened to the growling of the big diesel cat As they tore up the wood's where I played And I said, momma forgive me

If Her Lovin' Don't Kill Me John Anderson

She burns too hot, plays too rough She's got a dress full of dangerous stuff The way she looks, tears me apart But the way she loves me nearly stops my heart If her lovin' don't kill me, don't put

Your Lying Blue Eyes John Anderson

"Your lying blue eyes used to charm me And hypnotize me through and through Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming Your lying blue eyes just told on you All those stories I've been hearing I wouldn't believe

When It Comes To You John Anderson

Set me free. Sign my release. I'm tired of being a villain of the peace. You've been giving me bad times, Tell me what'd I do. How come I always get a hard time, Honey, when it comes to you.

Cold Day In Hell John Anderson

Said that you'd love me forever Love me til the rivers ran dry Said that we'd be together Til the stars fell from the sky We'd love each other til hell freezes over And birds no longer fly If I'm ever

Keep Your Hands To Yourself John Anderson

My honey, my baby don't't keep my love upon no she She says "Don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself. Now baby, baby, baby why you wanna treat me this way?

Black Sheep John Anderson

train Mama she raised four little children and the family had a good name And papa and mama wanted all for us they never had Big brother little brother sister too none of them turned out half bad Cept me

I've Got It Made John Anderson

A high dollar woman in a low cut dress God never wanted me to have a woman like that I guess A forty room mansion sitting high on a hill I ain't ever lived in a place like that and I never will But I've

1959 John Anderson

were in Elvis sang the songs that we loved so And the most important thing to us was keeping gas in my old truck So I could take us to the drive-in show Then graduation finally came Uncle Sam called me

Atlantic City John Anderson

gambling commissioner's hanging on by the skin of his teeth Everything dies, baby, that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty And meet me

I Ain't Afraid Of Dying John Anderson

it's all said and done Sometimes I have the question Where they're comin' from I know where I am going When they may need a rest Oh, I ain't afraid of dying Lord, it's the living that scares me

Would You Catch A Falling Star John Anderson

Would you catch a fallen star before he crashes to the ground Don't you know how people are nobody loves you when you're down Pick me up and take me home and I'll bring my old guitar Sing a golden oldie

It Ain't Easy Being Me John Anderson

Welcome to Sorryville" Woudlnt be on the map no where you might say it don't exist But if you make enough wrong turns, It wouldnt be hard to miss There outa be a bridge somewhere they could dedicate to me

Chicken Truck John Anderson

around in Mid July I got behind a chicken truck from Georgia And the feathers were a flyin' like snow out of the sky I couldn't get up the speed enough to pass him And a funny smell was a gettin' close to me

Let Go Of The Stone John Anderson

that's dragging you down It's pulling you under but you keep hanging on If I'm ever gonna save you let go of the stone You should realize the danger and the hurt you're headed for Put your arms around me

I Just Came Home to Count the Memories John Anderson

happy games Everything I ever about is gone now but the mem'ries still remain The old man from the house across the street asked how's it goin' and I said fine But the expression on his face would make me

Bend It Until It Breaks John Anderson

I'm tired of havin' all these troubles, think I've had enough Excuse me for sayin', but baby I'm callin' your bluff There's been too many times, too many reasons Too much cryin' out loud Too much bein'

Go To Town John Anderson

quit runnn' around, now he don't go to town Everything has changed, it never stays the same Remember how it used to be It's funny when you're young, you gotta have your fun Just like it was for you and me

Money In The Bank John Anderson

to wait Cause I'm saving on a washer and a wedding ring I want this love to be a lasting thing Right at the top, that's where you rank Honey, your love's better than money in the bank Oh, oh, you make me

Seminole Wind John Anderson

to wait Cause I'm saving on a washer and a wedding ring I want this love to be a lasting thing Right at the top, that's where you rank Honey, your love's better than money in the bank Oh, oh, you make me

Bonnie Blue John Anderson

You're the mother of the Southland Where I was born and bred You're in my heart and everythin' I do Yeah, you always have a place for me To rest my weary head And I will always love you, Bonnie Blue Bonnie

Solid Ground John Anderson

A good Christian raising a family foundation Mom and Dad who taught us right from wrong Even through the hard times we stayed close together that's the solid ground that made me strong But there were places

I Fell In The Water John Anderson

I never seen a mircle before I thought you were sent from heaven's door But you knew all along you wouldn't stay You left me here to drown in this heartache [Chorus] I feel in the water That you walked

Something To Drink About John Anderson

heart" She said, "If you like the night life More than a good wife, keep on hangin' out I'll leave a memory, no doubt That makes you wanna pass out I'll give you somethin' to drink about" You'll find me

Who Got Our Love John Anderson

found the key To open up your door Who got the love I'm lookin' for Who got our love I want it now Maybe we could get it back together somehow Who stole the flame That burns so bright It used to keep me

You Ain't Hurt Nothin' Yet John Anderson

You think your hurt'in Dont make me laugh It's a achin' Make a mole hill out of that You aint got no problems Your just a little depressed Fractured bones Skins and scrapes They heal over They go away

Weeds John Anderson

here and drowning in my sorrow I hope things aren't like this tomorrow My friends say all I need is time But I can't seem to get you off my mind Forgetting is something that is hard to do It's keeping me

Nobody's Got It All John Anderson

Jimmy lives in a big house At sixteen he got a new car Swears his father doesn't Know he's alive Wishes he could be like Tom Goes fishing with his dad But Tom in his hand me down clothes Wishes he could

Swingin' John Anderson

Now Charlotte she's the darlin', she's the apple of my eye, and when I'm on the swang with her it makes me almost high.

Slap Somebody Keith Murray

Intro: I need a blunt fore I slap the shit out somebody Uhh come on get it up y'all Uhh come on come on come on come on come on get it up y'all Uhh yeah yeah uhh I know y'all like this one

Brown Liquor John Anderson

big beer mug I can win the blue ribbon every time On rum and coke, I tell real good jokes And I hardly ever cross that line I can shoot tequila till all I feel-a Is one big happy buzz But if you see me

Mississippi Moon John Anderson

another late night show on the radio Cruising down the road with the Wolfman Lightning bugs all around, moonlight shining down On this sleepy town down in the fatlands I can still hear momma calling "John

Sempiterna John Anderson

Creator conditor perpetua Exulta clamava in saecula 창조주여 영원토록 기쁨과 환희를- Conditor alme siderum Aeterna lux credentium Christe redemptor omnium Exaudi preces supplicum 별의 창조주시여 믿는 자를 비추는 영원한 빛이여 모든 이...

Easy Money John Anderson

It's a damn hard way To make easy money I've heard some people say John had some easy pay You just party all night Till the mornin' light And then you sleep all day Come on and ride with us Step on that

A Woman Knows John Anderson

He's a good man and he's always beenRight there by her sideThrough thick and thin she can count on himHe's given her a real good lifeHe never missed a Valentine's DayThe roses are right on timeAnd ...

Funky Country John Anderson

Callin' all you country boysAnd girls from DixielandCallin' all you folks up northY'all come on and give us a handCallin' all the former's daughtersCallin' all the preacher's sonsIt don't matter wh...

You Already Know My Love John Anderson

You look for love every chance you getYou look so far that you can't see nearIf love walked by, would you even notice it?Cause here I am jumping up and downWavin' my hands for a second glanceAnd if...

I Can't Make Her Cry Anymore John Anderson

I can't make her cry anymoreI can't break her broken heartThe way I did beforeIf I could just say somethingTo make a tear roll down her faceMaybe there'd be a wayOh, but I can't make her cry anymor...

The Call John Anderson

I remember that old rotary phoneMomma sitting in the kitchen aloneWaiting for my daddy to check in6 o clock right on the dotCollect from some truck stopShe'd hear his voice and all was well againLo...

It Ain't Pneumonia, It's The Blues John Anderson

When your lover lets you down and your heart is surely breakin' * Your head is in your hands and you think you're gonna cry * There's nothing you can do to make it any better * It's a feelin' you c...

Straight Tequila Night John Anderson

If you really want to know, she comes here a lotShe just loves to hear the music and dancethirteen is her favorite song, if you play it you might have a chanceTonight she's only sipping white wineS...

I Wish I Could Have Been There John Anderson

When our baby Kate was born, it was the biggest day of my life, lyin' there, little bows in her hair, in the lovin' arms of my wife * I was the proudest papa in the U.S.A., makin' a living on the r...

Long Hard Lesson Learned John Anderson

A one way ticket is all we needNo return, no guaranteeStraight ahead and don't look backThis train is on a one way trackOh, oh, oh,Life is a precious thingDon't waste it all worryingTime that's los...

Wild And Blue John Anderson

"Way across town a phone rings off the wallIf you know he ain't home why do you keep callin'You're gonna drive yourself crazy and you know that it's trueIt's making you wild and blueWild and blue i...

When The Darkness Falls John Anderson

When darkness falls around your houseAnd you listen to the cold wind blowWhen youre feelin sad and all aloneTheres somethin I want you to knowIf the world outside seems hard and grayAnd the loads a...