Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

Once upon a time there were two hearts On a road to happy ever after And the story goes that the real world Snug up and stole their sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

Well, I got my first truck when I was three Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees I hauled marbles and rocks and thought twice before I hauled a Barbie doll bed for the girl next door She tried to

John Deere Green Joe Diffie

One July in the midnight hour, they climbed upon the water tower, stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart in John Deere green, on a hot summer night.

1994 Various Artists

good you ain't never felt before I'm talkin' 1994 Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Girl don't you worry, now your ship just came in So go on tell your mama, tell all

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are we gonna do Looks like it's just me and you Houston, we have a

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

You were the ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

A Night To Remember Joe Diffie

See the fight Old men cryin', deny their ruin Watch them try the cynic laughs At the optimist's closed eyes Darkness falls, curtain calls The cynic's beer soon overflows Other watches, has a drink And

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me.

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Zero Joe Diffie

Been doin' the math ever since you left Pondering the properties of loneliness Stacking your efforts right up against mine You know I get the same answer every time You take four hundred seventeen nights

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Don't Our Love Look Natural Joe Diffie

We're gather in this room today to say our last goodbyes Friends and kinfolks stayed away, it's down to you and I It's just a simple service and much too late to say Those tender words unspoken yesterday

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

My give a damn's busted. I really wanna care, I wanna feel somethin' Let me dig a little deeper..... Nah... Sorry.... Nothin' You can say you've got issues. You can say you're a victim.

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I want to go to heaven but I don't want to go tonight Fill my boots up with sand put a

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I want to go to heaven but I don't want to go tonight Fill my boots up with sand put a

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short of every dream I ever had So help me girl You've gone too far It's way too late To save my heart The way it feels Each time

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short of every dream I ever had So help me girl You've gone too far It's way too late To save my heart The way it feels Each time

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

drive away I thought I'd die And that was the easy part As bad as it was Your goodbye didn't torture me Like your being gone does Facing my life alone Is where it really gets hard Watching you leave Bore a

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

There'll be no, I told you so's No matter how much heart ache, we'll go through I love you (I'll always love you) I'm the only thing, I'll hold against you I know, it'll be just like the first time

Next Thing Smokin' (Album Version) Joe Diffie

care But from tomorrow mornin' You won't find me anywhere I'll be gone, long gone You'll be callin' me back girl But I'll be makin' tracks Baby, I'm gone Baby, I'm leaving on the next thing smokin' This time

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

New Way (To Light Up An Old Flame) Joe Diffie

I'm gonna find me a new way to light up an old flame With a little bit of luck and a hug there's gonna be a big change I've got a strong desire to start the kind of fire That'll burn through a pouring

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

there's a voice inside of me That's saying something's wrong 'Cause I've tried a hundred times and a hundred dimes to reach her on the phone And like the sun my hearts sinkin cause I'm thinkin it don't

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

A little Miss Dynamite just blew my world away. It was a pitiful sight, me begging her to stay. I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

Bigger Than the Beatles Joe Diffie

his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so struck by him and stops and stares They got a love bigger then the Beatles Wild and free like a Rollin' Stone

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I

Honky Tonk Attitude Joe Diffie

Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

I thought that life was runnin' off Leavin' me behind So like a fool I jumped the fence Just to see what I could find But love kept disappearing like Children chasing fire flies in the dark And to think

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

Big coals, corn rows, barbed wires, bows and hides, dirt roads Tractors, trucks and overalls Copper heads, grig beds, pickup a rock and find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't