This Is Your Brain Joe Diffie

This is your brain Making everything make sense Counting those nickels and dimes This is your brain Balancing on the fence Walking that logical line This is your brain Got it all under control Both hands

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

cannibal ain't nothin' to it gangsta rap made me do it I'm raw as a dirty needle Choke an eagle Just to feed all my people Lyrically I'm so lethal Plant thoughts in they mind just to defeat you Ice Cube is

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

1994 Various Artists

Now let's get outta this town, outta this club Girl whatever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up Take a few tick tocks off of your clock Put a little Third Rock in your hip hop I got that 1994, Joe Diffie comin

Here Comes That Train Joe Diffie

Blue whistle moans out your name. Gathering spead, carrying pain. Look out heart. Here comes that train. Just like her its a runaway.

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show him the way to an old jukebox I'll show you a man putting quarters in the slot Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Yeah, you fool around and you get your

A Night To Remember Joe Diffie

time, how long I don't know William had twenty six, blew his brains out, now look at him John had only one, watch the mother mourn her only son I'm doin' time, how long I don't know I'll kiss goodbye my brain

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

I work overtime cause my boss is a jerk It gets him off my back I go to see my momma right after work So she knows where I'm at Stop by my sister's and I hug her neck Tell her just let that guy go But

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

invented any words to say But he asked her in a primitive way Do you want to go back to the cave [Chorus:] Back to the cave make a little fire A man and a woman and a primal desire That's the way it is

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're my love You're my angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched you drive away I thought I'd die And that was the easy part As bad as it was Your

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Next Thing Smokin' (Album Version) Joe Diffie

even care But from tomorrow mornin' You won't find me anywhere I'll be gone, long gone You'll be callin' me back girl But I'll be makin' tracks Baby, I'm gone Baby, I'm leaving on the next thing smokin' This

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

The Grandpa That I Know Joe Diffie

Brand new shoes, they hurt my feet This nech-tie is chokin' me Cuttin' off my air supply When I hang my head and cry When I hang my head and cry I see tears on daddy's face Someone's hummin' Amazing Grace

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

That's the way I picture you and me Sometimes love's no fairy tale Matches made in Heaven sometimes fail Well, we know love's so hard to find Should we give up on us and leave it all behind Or rewrite this

Wild Blue Yonder Joe Diffie

When your memory comes around, I just take a ride down the road, And look for the light. When I see that old sign flashin', That's when I know I'm on my way.

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

Most of me is scared to death As I'm holding you tonight Should I open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

It's all your parents fault, I mean, after all you didn't pick em Maybe somebody else has got time to listen. My give a damn's busted.

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

me a weekend pass [Chorus:] Well I can walk the line if it ain't too straight I'll come home but it might be late I ain't no devil but lord I ain't no saint Let out the rope, girl give me some slack This

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way I do, Why is

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

Right here, on this spot, was as far as I got. I couldn't make it, from here on out. Lord, it felt like my shoes were nailed to the floor. Had to hold to that old chair, when I opened the door.

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

[Chorus] But not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do Not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you Maybe a night will come You'll reach for me and

Zero Joe Diffie

Been doin' the math ever since you left Pondering the properties of loneliness Stacking your efforts right up against mine You know I get the same answer every time You take four hundred seventeen nights

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

You can lick it off your fingers, when it's running down your hand. If I could get a notion, I'd start a big promotion. I'd put it in a bottle, call it "Biscuit Lotion." "Back! Back!"

Is It Cold In Here Joe Diffie

There's something wrong Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart Like a torch cuts through steel You haven't said a word Are you feeling it too Is it cold in here Or is it just you Did I leave

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play. I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay. If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.

Startin' Over Blues (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I put my beer down somewhere I'll find it if I can One thing that woman couldn't handle Is an absent minded man Now I'm sittin' here wonderin' Where she is When I'm the one that's lost ?...

Poor Me Joe Diffie

heart Poor me Poor me Poor me another Down with the blues Age old infection Learning to live With her rejection Poor me Poor me Poor me another Yea once I held her in the palm of the hand Holding this

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

I'll be workin' late tonight" Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

I'll be workin' late tonight" Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning new, howdy moon, I thank God for My redneck of the woods A blue collar flag flyin' neighborhood It's love grown, down home, life is

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

She put a hurtin' on this old cowboy, Broke my heart like a little play toy, Brought me to my knees from ten feet tall. The night she left me in Amarillo I cried crocodile tears in my pillow.

If You Want Me To Joe Diffie

If You Want Me To - Joe Diffie Darlin' I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I don't love you.

Somewhere Under The Rainbow Joe Diffie

The street that we live on Sure ain't no yellow brick road This paycheck that I bring home Sure ain't no pot of gold When people dream they don't wish they were us But what they don't know we got

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

Goodnight Sweetheart (Album Version) Joe Diffie

note she wrote last night I can almost hear those words as I close my eyes Goodnight sweetheart sleep tight, wherever you are God hold you in His arms, while we're apart Though you're far away, your

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

[Guitar - Steel ] Just make your next selection and while you're still in line You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up... Prop me up...

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

[Guitar - Steel ] Just make your next selection and while you're still in line You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time Prop me up... Prop me up...