Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

Most of me is scared to death As I'm holding you tonight Should I open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Bigger Than the Beatles Joe Diffie

his drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When he runs his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the one But ain't it funny

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

Well you filled up my head, With so many lies. You twisted my heart Til something snapped inside. I'd like to give it one more try But my give a damn's busted.

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

I work overtime cause my boss is a jerk It gets him off my back I go to see my momma right after work So she knows where I'm at Stop by my sister's and I hug her neck Tell her just let that guy go But

The Grandpa That I Know Joe Diffie

repent Preacher swears he did repent They've got him layin' there in pin-stripes How'd they get him in that suit I guess the Lord will recognize him Without his overalls and mule They all say he looks so

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

1994 Various Artists

A little feel good you ain't never felt before I'm talkin' 1994 Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Girl don't you worry, now your ship just came in So go on tell your mama

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

and find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning new, howdy moon, I thank God for My redneck of the woods A blue collar flag flyin' neighborhood It's love grown, down home, life

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

Blame me You niggas know my pyrocalstic flow You niggas know my pyrocalstic flow flow You niggas know my pyrocalstic flow it's R.A.W R.A.W You lookin' at the grand wizard war lord vocal chord so vicious

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched you drive away I thought I'd die And that was the easy part As bad as it was Your goodbye didn't torture me Like your being gone does Facing my life

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

I thought that life was runnin' off Leavin' me behind So like a fool I jumped the fence Just to see what I could find But love kept disappearing like Children chasing fire flies in the dark And to think

Poor Me Joe Diffie

s all gone It don't last You know nothing lasts I try real hard to forget her It ain't no use I should know better Poor me Poor me Poor me another Yea once I held her in the palm of the hand Holding

In Another World Joe Diffie

you are with your hair all down And your feet are bare, in your cotton gown What a beautiful sight, in the moonlight The way you're lookin' at me with your lovin' eyes You let me know that for all my life

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Somewhere Under The Rainbow Joe Diffie

Some folks spend their whole life Dreaming about the other side Where the rain never falls and those bluebirds fly But I take forever where the skies aren

So Help Me Girl Joe Diffie

this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short of every dream I ever had So

So Help Me Girl (Single Version) Joe Diffie

this wasn't gonna last Kept me from saying Something I'll never take back You could've held me like there was no chance of me waking up where I am You could have stopped short of every dream I ever had So

Tears In The Rain Joe Diffie

memories Came crashing down on me If it hadn't been for the pouring rain I'm sure she would have seen Chorus: Tears in the rain Hiding the pain Maybe she'd come back if she could see me cry She thinks I'm so

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

hand Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Just let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times Fix me up with a mannequin just remember I like blondes I'll be the life

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

hand Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Just let my headstone be a neon sign Just let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times Fix me up with a mannequin just remember I like blondes I'll be the life

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

You were the ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way

Better Off Gone Joe Diffie

better of gone....better of gone I headed my old truck, in to the dawn I'am better of gone...better of gone If I'am better of gone then why am I alone in the dark If I made the right move Then why am I so

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

feel anymore [Chorus] But not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do Not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you There could never be a moment in my life

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I got a breathtaking view of my life, without you, And I couldn't make it, from here on out.

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to see That's the way I picture you and me Sometimes love's no fairy tale Matches made in Heaven sometimes fail Well, we know love's so

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

anymore I got a sneakin suspicion love is walkin out the door Now I'm dealin with a heartache like I've never felt before I got a feelin' she ain't feelin' what I'm feelin anymore I like this ramblin life

The Letter Joe Diffie

drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When he runs his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

before you lose track I'd like to have a problem like that I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

appreciate the drink and thank you for the dance And the chance to see If I lost her I couldn't live with me I can't remember what it was That made me say those hurting words tonight What a silly fight So

Goodnight Sweetheart (Album Version) Joe Diffie

away here in my heart Goodnight sweetheart sleep tight, wherever you are These days I leave the one who needs me more and more it seems It's a high price that she pays for the dreams I dream So

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

Zero Joe Diffie

I remember learning all of this back in school I guess I never did apply it to me and you So, I guess I'll be the one to carry the blame Something times nothing always ends the same You take four hundred

Honky Tonk Attitude Joe Diffie

Well It's a two step, three step, outta step, country mood They got a Friday night, get right, honky tonk attitude Well now everybody knows that's where everybody goes Just to dance away their blues So

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

Yesterday, you walked away and left me Today you say, you're sorry that we're through Our love will work, we'll heal the hurt So help me Laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

says hi my name's Irene She's wearing bright red ropers and tight blue jeans His eyes light up and his brain goes dim He tries to be cool but she hears him say You want to go back to the cave (Chorus) So

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

much you loved me You'll always be my closest friend You made me what I am I better go, it's almost dark I've rambled long enough I just came by to see the stone And tell you, Dad, I miss you so

Stoned On Her Love Joe Diffie

I'm stoned on your loveKick her off Earl, yeahI don't need cigarettes or whiskeyI don't get a rush from caffeineAin't trippin' out on nothingNot into that sceneBut I wake up every morningAnd I take...

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breezeReckon it's no wonder that it never got to me'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shineThe wind don't blow in a hollow dee...

Home Joe Diffie

The only thing I see aheadIs just the heat rising off the road.The rainbows I've been chasing keepOn fading 'fore I find my pot of gold.And more and more I'm thinking thatThe only treasures that I'...

Startin' Over Blues (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I put my beer down somewhereI'll find it if I canOne thing that woman couldn't handleIs an absent minded manNow I'm sittin' here wonderin'Where she isWhen I'm the one that's lost?...I just keep dri...