If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on. For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

Poor Me Joe Diffie

She took the keys She took the car Took my love And she broke my heart Poor me Poor me Poor me another Down with the blues Age old infection Learning to live With her rejection Poor me Poor me Poor

Honky Tonk Attitude Joe Diffie

Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Better Off Gone Joe Diffie

The Day I left I told myself she's wrong I'am better of gone....better of gone I headed my old truck, in to the dawn I'am better of gone...better of gone If I'am better of gone then why am I alone in

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

Well I ain't afraid of dying it's the thought of being dead I want to go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind at ease if

Tears In The Rain Joe Diffie

It was raining harder in Houston When I ran into her I searched for conversation But I was lost for words Then a cloud of tear-filled memories Came crashing down on me If it hadn't been for the pouring

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

1994 Various Artists

Now girl I know you used to the same old same But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here Let me put a little shimmer in your atmosphere

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

Got a boat, got a car, got a house with a yard I'm still workin' the best job I've ever had But I'd give it all away, every dollar that I've made If I could only bring you back There's a door that

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

With a dozen roses in his gun rack Junior pulled up into her side lot He carried them up to the front porch And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

an eagle Just to feed all my people Lyrically I'm so lethal Plant thoughts in they mind just to defeat you Ice Cube is a saga ya spit saliva And I spit lava I got the fearless flow Don't get near this

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

the first girl I see Is Bobbie Joe Gentry, the homecoming queen She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab And said "I never knew you were a pickup man!"

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of me Says you're a chance I've got to take [Chorus:] I don't know if

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well ever since I was a little bitty boy just listenin' to my heros sing I knew someday if I could find a way I'd be doin' the very same thing.

John Deere Green Joe Diffie

They were farm kids way down in Dixie they met in high school in the 'sixties. Everyone knew it was love from the start.

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

roads Tractors, trucks and overalls Copper heads, grig beds, pickup a rock and find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning new, howdy moon, I thank God for My redneck of the

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

wrestling with I know right where it lives Been there a couple of times Always 'almost in tears' Living in fear of the quittin' kind If you don't know what you're got I'll tell you one thing it's

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

Is It Cold In Here Joe Diffie

There's something wrong Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart Like a torch cuts through steel You haven't said a word Are you feeling it too Is it cold in here Or is it just you Did I leave

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

Once upon a time there were two hearts On a road to happy ever after And the story goes that the real world Snug up and stole their sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to

If You Want Me To Joe Diffie

If You Want Me To - Joe Diffie Darlin' I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I don't love you.

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

I could barely breathe when you told me goodbye Thought my knees would go as you walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

tonight" Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile He leaves

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

tonight" Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile He leaves

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

What else can I do, but wonder if it's you. Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around...

The Cows Came Home Joe Diffie

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

I can't get rich; I can't make a living, But I sure do something for the neighborhood women.

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn. My give a damn's busted.

Startin' Over Blues (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I put my beer down somewhere I'll find it if I can One thing that woman couldn't handle Is an absent minded man Now I'm sittin' here wonderin' Where she is When I'm the one that's lost ?...

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

Stoned On Her Love Joe Diffie

don't need cigarettes or whiskey I don't get a rush from caffeine Ain't trippin' out on nothing Not into that scene But I wake up every morning And I take a shot of her to love It's a desperate habit if

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Not Too Much To Ask Joe Diffie

If I was not the first, just say I'll be the last It's too much to expect, but it's not too much to ask.

Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

Are We Even Yet Joe Diffie

fools And on, and on, and on, and on, it goes You hurt me, and I hurt you woman Like two kids we're keepin' score Am I one, two or three heartaches ahead Are we even yet Are we even yet Do we even know if

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

I took the last drag of my last lucky As I left that old café I heard the gravel crunchin' like our broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any