Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

"I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man holler 'bout

Bigger Than the Beatles Joe Diffie

his fingers through that jet black hair And sometimes she forgets an order 'Cause she's so struck by him and stops and stares They got a love bigger then the Beatles Wild and free like a Rollin' Stone

Is It Cold In Here Joe Diffie

There's something wrong Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart Like a torch cuts through steel You haven't said a word Are you feeling it too Is it cold in here Or is it just you Did I leave

The Grandpa That I Know Joe Diffie

Brand new shoes, they hurt my feet This nech-tie is chokin' me Cuttin' off my air supply When I hang my head and cry When I hang my head and cry I see tears on daddy's face Someone's hummin' Amazing Grace

The Letter Joe Diffie

He plays guitar at a hotel bar For out-of-towners and business men He struts and sings to his drum machine But he won't make it big at the Holiday Inn But she thinks that he looks like Elvis When

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I got a breathtaking view of my life, without you, And I couldn't make it, from here on out.

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

John Deere Green Joe Diffie

One July in the midnight hour, they climbed upon the water tower, stood on the rail and painted a ten foot heart in John Deere green, on a hot summer night.

Stoned On Her Love Joe Diffie

I'm stoned on your love Kick her off Earl, yeah I don't need cigarettes or whiskey I don't get a rush from caffeine Ain't trippin' out on nothing Not into that scene But I wake up every morning And I take

Are We Even Yet Joe Diffie

That's one for me, and one for you Add it up and we're just two fools And on, and on, and on, and on, it goes You hurt me, and I hurt you woman Like two kids we're keepin' score Am I one, two or three

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

A little Miss Dynamite just blew my world away. It was a pitiful sight, me begging her to stay. I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

1994 Various Artists

' out my radio I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan So help me girl I'll be your Pick Up Man How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose 'Bout to bust out my honky tonk attitude A little feel

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

Well, I got my first truck when I was three Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees I hauled marbles and rocks and thought twice before I hauled a Barbie doll bed for the girl next door She tried to

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

He'll track her down and then if she should run He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, son Junior's in love Wanda walked down the front steps And said, "I hate to break up the party But I've got

Home Joe Diffie

And more and more I'm thinking that The only treasures that I'll ever know Are long ago and far behind Wrapped up in my memories of home.

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

Once upon a time there were two hearts On a road to happy ever after And the story goes that the real world Snug up and stole their sunlight and their laughter They stood there in the dark and trying to

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

I thought that life was runnin' off Leavin' me behind So like a fool I jumped the fence Just to see what I could find But love kept disappearing like Children chasing fire flies in the dark And to think

My Redneck of the Woods Joe Diffie

Big coals, corn rows, barbed wires, bows and hides, dirt roads Tractors, trucks and overalls Copper heads, grig beds, pickup a rock and find an arrowhead A rope swing hangin' by a waterfall And morning

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

we gonna do Looks like it's just me and you Houston, we have a problem I think we've lost her one more time Well, Houston, she's gone to Austin But she's run off and left us high and dry He slicks his

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

New Way (To Light Up An Old Flame) Joe Diffie

I'm gonna find me a new way to light up an old flame With a little bit of luck and a hug there's gonna be a big change I've got a strong desire to start the kind of fire That'll burn through a pouring

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on.

Zero Joe Diffie

doin' the math ever since you left Pondering the properties of loneliness Stacking your efforts right up against mine You know I get the same answer every time You take four hundred seventeen nights and

Honky Tonk Attitude Joe Diffie

Well the beer's on the bar and the smoke fills the air And there's a fool in every corner man I just don't care Tight pants, line dance, stetson hats and cowboy boots They got a Friday night, get right

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

I could tell he'd had a tough life By the way he sat and stared And me, I'd come to push and shove So I pulled up a chair We talked of roads untraveled We talked of love untrue Of strings that come unraveled

Wild Blue Yonder Joe Diffie

There's a place I can go, Where I know I'll always be welcome, Night after night. When your memory comes around, I just take a ride down the road, And look for the light.

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're my love You're my angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

almost perfect I could've swore she was the one But ain't it funny how the little loose things Can make it all come undone But I keep one foot in front of the other I'm just tryin' to outrun the pain And

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

I don't have to show riches to pull up pull off with some bad bitches And it ain't about chivalry It's about dope lyrics and delivery It's about my persona ain't nothing like a man that can do what he

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

I'd like to give it one more try But my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn.

Third Rock from the Sun Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

Third Rock From The Sun (Single Version) Joe Diffie

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late

A Night To Remember Joe Diffie

See the fight Old men cryin', deny their ruin Watch them try the cynic laughs At the optimist's closed eyes Darkness falls, curtain calls The cynic's beer soon overflows Other watches, has a drink And

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

Most of me is scared to death As I'm holding you tonight Should I open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.