Battle Of Kookamonga Homer & Jethro

Note: This is a parody of BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS by Johhny Horton Note: There is a falsetto voice which I designate by "F" In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike With our scout master down

The Battle Of Kookamonga (더 배틀 오브 쿠카몽가) Homer & Jethro

hike With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts And we marched along together till we heard the girl scouts [Chorus] We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Solitaire Jethro Tull

Solitaire Brain-storming, habit-forming, battle-warning weary winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines.

Only Solitaire Jethro Tull

Only Solitaire Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines.

Rover Jethro Tull

When you call the tune I'm ready to strike up the battle hymn. My lady of the meadows, My comber of the beach. You've thrown the stick for your dog's trick but it's floating out of reach.

Uniform Jethro Tull

See golden halo'd men of high renown, prance to the politicians' beat. Well tailored in unswerving elegance with shoes by Gucci on their feet: Uniforms. How do you know who the hell you are?

General Crossing Jethro Tull

General Crossing It's an old profession of subtle artillery. Rough wheels meshing button out, button in. The tall General will mine a few bridges tonight, stroking soft machinery.

Hammer on Hammer Jethro Tull

blows Hammer on hammer, cold steel to smelt Coiled serpent, silently waiting Takes the bait I place beneath The darkened deeps so far from shore Line cut, dagger to sheath Stage must be set for mortal battle

No Lullaby Jethro Tull

Bring a cross of fire to the fight. And let no sleep bring false relief from the tension of the fray. Come wake the dead with the scream of life. Do battle with ghosts at play.

The Clasp Jethro Tull

In high-rise city canyons dwells the discontent of ages. On ring roads, nose to bumper crawl commuters in their cages. Cryptic signals flash across from pilots in the fast lane.

Clasp Jethro Tull

behind hard-weather hoods-a-hiding Meeting as the tall ships do passing in the channel Afraid to chance a gentle touch afraid to make the Clasp In high-rise city canyons dwells the discontent of

Heavy Horses Jethro Tull

Last of the line at an honest day's toil, Turning the deep sod under, Flint at the fetlock, chasing the bone, Flies at the nostrils plunder.

Velvet Green Jethro Tull

Where the scent of wild roses turns the milk to cream. Tell your mother that you walked all night on velvet green. And the long grass blows in the evening cool.

A Lot Of Love Homer Banks

Won't you send me Send me a message of love?

OPEN THE DOOR, HOMER Bob Dylan

live off Of the fat of the land.

Capital City The Simpsons

(version sung as OFF enters Capital City:) (lines by members of OFF are spoken, not sung; Tony's line "Hey, good to see you" is also spoken.) Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!

Cup of Wonder Jethro Tull

Cup of Wonder May I make my fond excuses for the lateness of the hour, but we accept your invitation, and we bring you Beltane's flower.

Lap Of Luxury Jethro Tull

Lap Of Luxury The money won't last forever rent man called twice today. I hope some day you'll find me in the lap of luxury. Searched for a new apartment but they don't grow on trees.

Ears Of Tin Jethro Tull

Ears Of Tin In the last hours of a sunset rendezvous chill breeze against tide, that carries me from you. Got a job in a southern city got some lead-free in my tank.

MAN OF PRINCIPLE Jethro Tull

One day he'll walk from out of this place. You'll see a quiet determination on his face. He'll toe no lines. Suffer no fools.

PIECE OF CAKE Jethro Tull

Soon be out of stock. Pop me in your trolley you can start my clock. Well, all right? Tell me, ``All right.'' I could be on your shelf, could be the risk you take.

his god in the sky Jethro Tull

Kindly state the time of the year and join your voices in a hellish chorus. Mark the precise nature of your fear.

Far Alaska Jethro Tull

Far Alaska Placing people in their dreamscape with fantasies of foreign fields Lofty spires all well appointed In off-season special deals.

Down At The End Of Your Road Jethro Tull

Down At The End Of Your Road I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable, But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad. So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you down at the end of your road.

Occasional Demons Jethro Tull

Live out in sad shacks at the back of town. Hold your breath while we do you down 'cause we're all kinds of animals coming here: occasional demons too.

White Innocence Jethro Tull

Didn't look like any sumrner of love: just a thousand weekend warriors in a muddy field. She was the hand to fit my glove. Funny thing, the innocence of the lonely.

Out Of The Noise Jethro Tull

Old dog of experience, ripping through the black and yellow cabs, dodging rickshaws and the bicycle boys.

A Classic Case Jethro Tull

The album started out as one of the projects of David Palmer, who during the seventies wrote many beautiful orchestral arrangements for many of the bands' songs since "Stand Up" (1969) and had been a member

Ladies Jethro Tull

Ladies Ladies of leisure, with their eyes on the back roads.

Scenario Jethro Tull

Scenario In long years of ancient time, stood alone a friend of mine. Reflected by the ever-burning sigh of a god who happened by.

Under Wraps Jethro Tull

Wrapped in the warmth of you wrapped up in your smile. Wrapped in the folds of your attention. Wear an air (keep mum) of casual indifference. Careful how you go about your usual business.

Circular Breathing Jethro Tull

Suspended in spiral sounds -- Sounds of circular breathing. I'm a kite on a silver thread. Daring lightning to strike me dead.

Crazed Institution Jethro Tull

Crazed Institution Just a little touch of make-up; just a little touch of bull; just a little 3-chord trick embedded in your platform soul; you can wear a gold Piaget on your Semaphore wrist; you

Under Wraps #1 Jethro Tull

Need to know Stamp the date upon your file masquerade, but well worth while Wrapped in the warmth of you wrapped up in your smile Wrapped in the folds of your attention Wear an air(keep mum) of

Ginnungagap Jethro Tull

Both man and woman falls awake From void and darkness, frost and flame From sleeping Ymir, a world to make The wordless voice, the scream, the howl Pure essence fills new Earth and Sky Ancestral form of

Old Ghosts Jethro Tull

Old Ghosts Hair stands high on the cat's back like a ridge of threatening hills. Sheepdogs howl, make tracks and growl their tails hanging low.

THE END Jethro Tull

THE END The Foot Of Our Stairs* We sleep by the ever-bright hole in the door, eat in the corner, talk to the floor, cheating the spiders who come to say "Please'', (politely).

Flying Dutchman Jethro Tull

Flying Dutchman Old lady with a barrow; life near ending Standing by the harbour wall; warm wishes sending children on the cold sea swell not fishers of men gone to chase away the last herring:

Law of the Bungle Jethro Tull

Law of the Bungle The tiger flashes sharpened teeth. Bowler-hatted; summer briefs beneath his pinstriped skin.

Acres Wild Jethro Tull

Where the dance of ages is playing still through far marches of acres wild. I'll make love to you in narrow side streets with shuttered windows, crumbling chimneys.

Slipstream Jethro Tull

Slipstream Well the lush separation unfolds you and the products of wealth push you along on the bow wave of the spiritless undying selves.

Moths Jethro Tull

Moths The leaded window opened to move the dancing candle flame And the first Moths of summer suicidal came, suicidal came.

From A Dead Beat To An Old Greaser Jethro Tull

From A Dead Beat To An Old Greaser From a dead beat to an old greaser, here's thinking of you.

Light the sun Jethro Tull

The Dawn Creation of the Kings has begun. Soft Venus (lonely maiden) brings the ageless one. Do you believe in the day?

Undressed To Kill Jethro Tull

Undressed To Kill Working on the late shift, first drink of the day. Pull a chair up to the table, have to look the other way. What kind of place am I in? And who's this over here?

Jump Start Jethro Tull

Jump Start In the dark of the city backwoods, something stirs then slips away. Law and order in darkest Knightsbridge. Crime and punishment at play. Hey, Mr. Policeman won't you come on over.

The Secret Language Of Birds Jethro Tull

The Secret Language Of Birds (bonus track) This sparkling wine is all but empty. Too late for trains and no taxis. I know the feeling.

Conundrum Jethro Tull

Away out in Egypt in the valley of kings Where the mummified pharaohs Pretend dead in their sleep Don't touch, never ever steal Unless you're in for the kill Or you'll be hit by the curse of the pharaohs

Beastie Jethro Tull

Beastie From early days of infancy, through trembling years of youth, long murky middle-age and final hours long in the tooth, he is the hundred names of terror, creature you love the least.

BROADFORD BAZAAR Jethro Tull

And it's ``All come willing now, Spend a shilling now, Stack up the back of your new motor-car.'' There's home-dyed woolens, and wee plastic [Cuillins] [blessed?] [Cuchulains?]