Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their real ambition (chorus) let me retort on the two

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know why Your

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Marks Ark Guttermouth

stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing If cock roaches roam the halls At night they fester on your

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

Casserole of life Guttermouth

that you can't live without Life can only be What you put into it My life is my casserole And I want to fill it with fun, fun, fun, fun The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

Party Of One Trick Pony

A special evening I planned just for you Party of one at a table for two Waitin' on me like I waited on you I can just see you now I can picture your face Checkin' your watch Feelin' so out of place Now

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!!

Use you mind Guttermouth

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

noise that little baby it drives me crazy so ive got no choice my neighbors baby never sleeps a wink my neighbors baby gives me the creeps that babies got to be stopped somehow with a lethal injection of

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

two of a kind Happy loving couples make it look so easy Happy loving couples always talk so kind Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Title:Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember it then but it could never ever happen again (the real stuff) that bizcuit band man they sure went limp just like the wrist of

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

wench might make you happy But only half the time Be takin no wife With heartache pain and strife I would roam around the world Or filling my life (chorus) If I had my way A beer from every land When your

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

P.C. Guttermouth

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies.

Your Late Guttermouth

Oh my God, what time is it? I'm late again, this sucks Where's my other shoe? FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night?

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full of

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with alcohol Be more like me and youll run the company To get a job was your

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

I Won't See You In The Pit Guttermouth

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid

Vacation Guttermouth

do has reason I'm not always gonna get things right The mistakes I've made They're gonna get paid (chorus) I need a vacation A holiday in the sun Try to stop but please don't dare me I need a vacation Two

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest

Flacidism Guttermouth

, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" she never thought she'd

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

I don't mind if you tie me down and fuck me all night long I don't mind if you straddle my face and sing your little song I don't mind if you claw my flesh with your manicured nails of glass I don't mind

Generous portions Guttermouth

My dealers house is always on the way... I say... Increase my potential for success My potential for succes I'm undestructible... Bathing in a sea of P.C.P.

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest of

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

That's Life Guttermouth

The girls look really really sad Like a trucker who's breath Is smelling really bad From corn nuts and Cokes and cigarettes Like an only child Or kids who have turrets Like a high school reunion / a dead

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West