My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Yeah, my head is stuffed with drugs Zoloft keeps me even Being

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in my

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

I don't mind if you tie me down and fuck me all night long I don't mind if you straddle my face and sing your little song I don't mind if you claw my flesh with your manicured nails of glass I don't mind

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

she complains The best years of my life washed down the...

Big Pink Dress Guttermouth

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay on the day my bitch left she said "stick in your rear" she never thought she'd

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Vacation Guttermouth

I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me Take a minute to stop and listen Not everything

Generous portions Guttermouth

My dealers house is always on the way... I say... Increase my potential for success My potential for succes I'm undestructible... Bathing in a sea of P.C.P.

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

> There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If i hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 100 kegs Just another

Give me a gun Guttermouth

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed on cats to survive

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

(Originally by Joe Jackson) Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

JACK LA LANNE Guttermouth

Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Contribution Guttermouth

My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus:] not gonna say I'm sorry

P.C. Guttermouth

Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Foot-Long Guttermouth

> [Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

Casserole of life Guttermouth

bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things that you can't live without Life can only be What you put into it My

Thought provoking sonic device Guttermouth

Got a thing or two I want to say Gonna knock you down if your in my way Don't want no peace or love and kindness All I really ever need is... Silence!

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Flacidism Guttermouth

autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out of pills, flacid condition Oh, my

Your Late Guttermouth

Oh my God, what time is it? I'm late again, this sucks Where's my other shoe? FUCK! I need a drink-god damn! Did I get gas last night?

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

Teri Yakimoto she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto

Lemon Water Guttermouth

짝 There's a giant hole in my heart It closes all the holes And subdues my restlessness It hides all my boredom It enhances my personality But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings When I would normally

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta

End on 9 Guttermouth

things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest of the flock With my

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

when I see her You better pass me the saltpeter Like a sailor on shore leave Like a recent parolee I want to date her but first bathe her She always eating echinacea On her feet are birkenstocks I guess my

Gusto Guttermouth

think that they're alive The good times never die Football, frozen dinners, in-laws And once in awhile I see myself And it makes me want to cry Suddenly I realize These good times are a lie (chorus) My

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

(chorus) just because i live like an animal my room smeels like a petting zoo. sometimes i go pee in the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing

Contagious Guttermouth

passion Was this a test A test to reinforce I was obsessed A test to see how much I would digest A consciousless mind rape But then you go and beat me like the rest [Chorus] I wonder why You'd taken all my