Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place

Black Enforcers Guttermouth

we run with the night we enforce in the night everybody knows we enforce in the night everybody knows we run with the night black enforcers we enforce by the night if you don't know the handshake got got

Under the sea Guttermouth

If I lived under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Disneyland Guttermouth

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Profound, that's

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

My Girlfriend Guttermouth

(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

Primate Camp Guttermouth

oceans to the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease I've got a primate with a gun Taylor'd better run It looks like an A-1 And an illegal one But

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

you read it in some surf fagazine so you all end up in hb surfs up asshole x3 men in tight suits surfs up asshole x3 sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna fuck that little bitch

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

i'm proud to be an american the ones who dropped the bomb if we invade your country it won't take us to long the liberals think i'm crazy because i feel this way but i'm terrified of what they are thinking

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

He never plays no football With the kids across the street Hey Mom, hey Dad, yeah sports are great If you like touching other men But when we touch each other off the field Well this becomes a sin So I

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

What Then Guttermouth

like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and wine Like an Irish man and a pot of gold Or a four leaf clover for a twelve year-old What then What then I scout for pigs, insert my yen The

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

That's Life Guttermouth

The girls look really really sad Like a trucker who's breath Is smelling really bad From corn nuts and Cokes and cigarettes Like an only child Or kids who have turrets Like a high school reunion / a dead

JACK LA LANNE Guttermouth

Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Somebody pass the dressing! Everybody remain calm I'm a professional Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise Says Mr.

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some people say no to a fork in the

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

I Won't See You In The Pit Guttermouth

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their

Gusto Guttermouth

Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most

Marks Ark Guttermouth

'96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing If cock roaches roam the