Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some

What You Like About Me Guttermouth

gonna hurt the most hurt me here, hurt me there call me call me back, call me now call me later call me anything you want do you hate me cause i bash britney spears play the queers went to burger king for

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

here to leave one if the sky turns blue ill paint it black 'cause i 'cause i 'cause i i don't need... its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin making room for

1, 2, 3 ... SLAM!!! Guttermouth

Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad One was white One was black I bet you think you're glad I'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan I don't know what the hell I'm on So 1,

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

from Tokyo..She came here for 90 days by foreign exchange..

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

truce While Ace and Gene took PCP A flying kick right through the air His foot got stuck in Peter's hair Ace and Gene took on Kareem But slipped and fell in afro sheen Then Bruce yelled out

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done

TOILET Guttermouth

Pizza dinner I went out 20 beers scream and shout Now the moment of truth comes in I'll fill that dog from the other end I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

What Then Guttermouth

Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and wine Like an Irish man and a pot of gold Or a four leaf clover for

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

another friday night Fuck no fuck no Its chug-a-lug night Here we go Here we go Chug-a-lug night Kissin' girls you don't know Here we go [x2] Beer is in my hair And vomits on my toes Here we go [x2] For

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

Second DUI Guttermouth

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride 'cause you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the

Disneyland Guttermouth

found Profound, oh to the ground Profound, that's what I found Why must we chop it to the ground My God, it's done, but I can cope How about those Dodgers No time to sit around and mope Clear out

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

Flacidism Guttermouth

life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out

Contribution Guttermouth

time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus:] not gonna say I'm sorry would society even care not gonna volunteer my time to cracked out

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

in his head we wrote a note and we put it in its hand now youll see red my neighbors baby don't cry no more just lies there silently on the floor my neighbors baby is gonna help me (how) get the filth out

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta get g...

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've been told before That I'm a loser heading for

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat with a baseball bat i said to him are you insane and he said im chicano sugar bears a lawyer rolos in and out

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

were light on their last tithing Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin' If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out

Generous portions Guttermouth

A pick me up for when I'm feeling down A cold one with a line to face the day... O.K. My dealers house is always on the way... I say...

GHOST Guttermouth

ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of me I can't wake up From this nightmare Slamming doors when I try to sleep See me scared the more they reap Breaking out

Primate Camp Guttermouth

Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease I've got a primate with a gun Taylor'd better run It looks like an A-1

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out

Ticket To Quebec Guttermouth

ticket to quebec (ha ha) its simple human nature the strongest will survive if the enemy shows up here we will be forced to vaporize a whole new generation pathetic education casting sympathetic views for

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Octopus Hairpiece Guttermouth

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching

Use you mind Guttermouth

find your way Sooner or later has got to be today Don't let your fear dictate what's wrong or right You pissed me off What's got into you Give me a sign, tell me everything is fine You'll find out

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

P.C. Guttermouth

Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.

OATS Guttermouth

They raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound Now I'm getting older these changes in my life It's the Quaker man he's the one I give my hand He's the one who picks my wife for

Season Guttermouth

this is the season and i'll tell you something i gots a hard on and it aint for nothing this is the season to commit punk rock treason that bullshit detector works better than it ever did before (chorus

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be friends All that space inside your head Makes me want to go to bed and fuck The love I have for

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

just as long as you swallow my load I don't mind if you get real wild while I'm cummin' deep in your throat I don't mind if you go insane with your bloody puss on my chest I don't mind if you squeal out

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends were right. one look at me-- no more appetite. and maybe you'll give me a chance. i'd take you out

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked

Twins Guttermouth

new bust Joined together at the hip How I wish we were Siamese (chorus) It's just you and me You and me Walking down the sunset strip It's just you and me (chorus) Let's buy a little boat and head out

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the