GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out

Your Late Guttermouth

Did I get gas last night?

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will never think twice Some

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

Flacidism Guttermouth

life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition Out

Contribution Guttermouth

time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus:] not gonna say I'm sorry would society even care not gonna volunteer my time to cracked out

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat with a baseball bat i said to him are you insane and he said im chicano sugar bears a lawyer rolos in and out

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

Another night up to no good Forty dollars to be feeling fine Empty bottles telling where we've been Hauling ass in the B210 End up on the neighbors grass Come the cops Takin corners way too fast Pushing out

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

BRUCE LEE VS. THE KISS ARMY Guttermouth

truce While Ace and Gene took PCP A flying kick right through the air His foot got stuck in Peter's hair Ace and Gene took on Kareem But slipped and fell in afro sheen Then Bruce yelled out

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids were in the pool The power cord got a little close to water edge And sent 10,000 volts down little Billy's spine He was only

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

were light on their last tithing Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin' If God created man, He did it just right Hitler, slavery, urban blight Starvation, religion, and selling our nation Out

GHOST Guttermouth

ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of me I can't wake up From this nightmare Slamming doors when I try to sleep See me scared the more they reap Breaking out

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Use you mind Guttermouth

find your way Sooner or later has got to be today Don't let your fear dictate what's wrong or right You pissed me off What's got into you Give me a sign, tell me everything is fine You'll find out

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

P.C. Guttermouth

Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's butts.

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done

TOILET Guttermouth

Pizza dinner I went out 20 beers scream and shout Now the moment of truth comes in I'll fill that dog from the other end I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's

Sexual Abuse Guttermouth

just as long as you swallow my load I don't mind if you get real wild while I'm cummin' deep in your throat I don't mind if you go insane with your bloody puss on my chest I don't mind if you squeal out

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

Pee In The Shower Guttermouth

the shower does not mean i don't love you. not me not me na-na-no not me not me maybe all your friends were right. one look at me-- no more appetite. and maybe you'll give me a chance. i'd take you out

NRAA Guttermouth

constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now they don't stand up for their rights to party degrade women or at least pull out

Twins Guttermouth

new bust Joined together at the hip How I wish we were Siamese (chorus) It's just you and me You and me Walking down the sunset strip It's just you and me (chorus) Let's buy a little boat and head out

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full

Lock Down Guttermouth

short like my fuse Bet against me a you will lose No, I wont give up Only place I have to go is up Morning came the feelings gone There's nothing in my head Push the cover to the floor Stumble out

Second DUI Guttermouth

should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the next six months with your ass spread wide well you got no class speed up to pass as your face hits the glass two burned out

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

she barely speak my language she's a genius with a mohawk if only we could talk One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto I asked her out

Disneyland Guttermouth

found Profound, oh to the ground Profound, that's what I found Why must we chop it to the ground My God, it's done, but I can cope How about those Dodgers No time to sit around and mope Clear out

Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth

I still believe in anarchy Pardon me sir i have to pee Passed out greaser on the floor A beer fart on his pompadour I'm quite happy almost gay What the fuck did i just say Something new every night Fuck

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

know I never liked high school My destiny was not To be literate in math I would rather take a bath In my own crap So dont ask me to a dance I would rather sit in class Than be with you and make an ass Out

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

in his head we wrote a note and we put it in its hand now youll see red my neighbors baby don't cry no more just lies there silently on the floor my neighbors baby is gonna help me (how) get the filth out

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

God created men, I am full of discontent Remember the days when a father loved his son I just made a wrong turn, now I'm staring at a gun Existence is so meaningful with TV and a job When she squeezes out

What Then Guttermouth

Bono, the ex-sumo king Parades around in underwear I'm far from home, but don't know where The beds are short are short But, that's okay We only use them to fornicate If I knock her up What then I'm out

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

She's checking out my good friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They rai...

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

You're under my skin like needled and pins You really start to bug me But there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone wrong ...

Marks Ark Guttermouth

Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Bu...

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know why ...

Asshole Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck ...

Bullshit Guttermouth

Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit You can't say ten words Without telling a lie You always bullshit Bullshit gets you high When it comes to bullshit You're the be...

Food for thought Guttermouth

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauties I gotta get g...

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be frie...

Lucky the Donkey Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico she had trienta margaritas trienta years ago her purse had just been stolen she had to make some cash for 50,000 pesos the donkey fucked her ass im...