You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Frank Zappa

Bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-BOW Bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-BOW You're probably wondering Why I'm here And so am I So am I Just as much as you wonder 'Bout me bein' in this place (Yeah!)

Titties and Beer Frank Zappa

I mean, I am the devil, Do you understand? just what will you give me For your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here...

Approximate Frank Zappa

Approximate Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums)

Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder Frank Zappa

Fooled around with all those other guys That's why I had to set you free I sure don't need you now And I don't love you Anymore A year ago today You went away And now you come back crying Crying

Cops & Buns Frank Zappa

Patrolman Lefemine: We were up here last night. (bark, bark) Now for us- Frank Zappa: Last night? Patrolman Lefemine: Yes. Frank Zappa: I wasnt here last night.

Dinah-Moe-Hum Frank Zappa

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Cheepnis Frank Zappa

Cheepnis Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don Preston (synthesizer

Lemme Take You To The Beach Frank Zappa

Davey Moire (vocals) Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Eddie Jobson (keyboards, yodeling) Max Bennet (bass) Paul Humphrey (drums) Don Brewer (bongos) Lemme take you to the beach La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Lemme

A Few Moments With Brother A. West Frank Zappa

Thank you very much, Mr. Zappa. Ah, I'm very pleased to be here on behalf of the Administration-- the most powerful government in the world. And, uh, Mr.

A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Frank Zappa

vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim Pons (vocals) Female Soprano: Why

Do You Like My New Car? Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog

I Ain't Got No Heart Frank Zappa

Ain't got no heart I ain't got no heart to give away I sit and laugh at fools in love There ain't no such thing as love No angels singing up above today Girl I don't believe Girl I don't believe

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Frank Zappa

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals) Terry

Bobby Brown Frank Zappa

Bobby Brown Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Patrick O'Hearn (bass, vocals) Terry Bozzio (drums, vocals

You Didn't Try To Call Me Frank Zappa

You didn't try to call me Why didn't ya try didn't ya try Didn't ya know I was lonely No matter who I take home I keep on callin' your name And you I need you so bad You're The One babe Tell me tell me

It Can't Happen Here Frank Zappa

It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm telling you my dear That it can't happen here Because I been checkin' it out baby I checked it out a couple a times But I'm telling you It can't happen here

Baby Snakes Frank Zappa

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Bobby Brown Goes Down Frank Zappa

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Titties 'N Beer Frank Zappa

'n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery) (how 're you doin'?

Do You Like My New Car? (Live) Frank Zappa

Hollywood I mean really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Bob and Frank I mean none of us we've never Pleased to meet you Hi Howie We've never met a pop star from Hollywood tell me something have

Intro Frank Zappa

FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?"

Briefcase Boogie Frank Zappa

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The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet Frank Zappa

Suzy Yes Suzy Creamcheese Yes This is the voice of your conscience baby uh I just want to check one thing out with ya you don't mind do ya What Suzy Creamcheese honey what's got into ya Cream cheese Oh

Cosmik Debris Frank Zappa

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Babbette Frank Zappa

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Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro Frank Zappa

Vegetable dream of responding to you Standing there shiny and proud by your side Holding your joint while the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable something to hide TO HIDE, TO HIDE, TO HIDE,...

For The Young Sophisticate Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar

I'm Not Satisfied Frank Zappa

Yeah Got no place to go I'm tired of walking Up and down the street all by myself No love left for me to give I tried and tried But no one wants me the way I am Why should I pretend I like To roam

King Kong (Live) Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa lead guitar, vocals Mark Volman vocals Howard Kaylan vocals Jim Pons bass, vocals Don Preston keyboards, electronics Ian Underwood keyboards, alto saxophone Aynsley Dunbar drums Aaaah Bidet

Bwana Dik (Live) Frank Zappa

And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster They will give him their hearts Hold it Please hold it My God Madge you voluptuous New York City slit Why didn't you tell

Bamboozled By Love Frank Zappa

Bamboozled By Love Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (rhythm guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals

Telephone Conversation Frank Zappa

Well just operator Hold for a minute please Hello Yes sir Ah can you call 6789866 Same area code Yes Alright Is that Vickie Yeah He's gonna bump you off yet he's got a gun you know heh heh heh If he

Later That Night Frank Zappa

You surely must be trying To break this heart of mine I thought you knew I loved you And we'd share a love so fine But later that night You threw a padlock on my door My clothes out on the street 'Cause

Didja Get Any Onya? Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ian Underwood (alto saxophone) Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone) Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks) Buzz Gardner (trumpet, flugel horn) Roy Estrada (bass) Jimmy

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) The adventures of GREGGERY PECCARY!

Telephone Conversation (Mono) Frank Zappa

Well just operator Hold for a minute, please Hello Yes, sir Ah, can you call 6 7 8 9 8 6 6 Same area code Yes Alright Is that Vickie Yeah He's gonna bump you off yet, he's got a gun, you know heh heh heh

Any Kind Of Pain Frank Zappa

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What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We We Are (Live) Frank Zappa

What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this I left my place after midnight And I came to this hall Me and my girlfriend we came here Lookin' to ball You came to the right place This is it This is

Brown Moses Frank Zappa

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Artificial Rhonda Frank Zappa

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Flower Punk (Mono) Frank Zappa

ever have a lot of soul Punk, I think I love you Come on, Roy Questi dominga Let me see that nose, it didn't I wanna know for sure Leave my nose alone please What are you trying to do It's him over there

Call Any Vegetable Frank Zappa

Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) (Cheesey, Cheesey) (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular They're real good for yo) Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you

Tears Began To Fall (Live) Frank Zappa

Wow Tears began to fall The writings on the wall You say there's nothing I can say She took the car and drove away And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own That's when the tears began

No. No. No. Frank Zappa

Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Left me here to cry alon Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo

Carol, You Fool Frank Zappa

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Dental Hygeine Dilemma Frank Zappa

Where'd you buy that incense? It's hip. Good Concience: It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on. Jeff Simmons: I thought I recognized it.

Punky's Whips Frank Zappa

Thank you! What? OK! Thank you! Wait a minute! Ah...take these... OK! In today's rapidly changing world Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes, Utilising some new promotional device.

Dance Contest Frank Zappa

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Let's Make The Water Turn Black Frank Zappa

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in

Let's Make The Water Turn Black (Mono) Frank Zappa

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in