The Idiot Bastard Son (Mono) Frank Zappa

THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY THE MOTHER'S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN LA ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR THE IDIOT BOY I never wanted to because I was too small

The Idiot Bastard Son Frank Zappa

The idiot bastard son The father's a Nazi in congress today The mother's a hooker somewhere in L.A The idiot bastard son Abandoned to perish in back of a car Kenny will stash him away in a jar The idiot

Bow Tie Daddy (Mono) Frank Zappa

blow your top Everything's under control Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top 'Cause you think you're gettin' too old Don't try to do no thinkin' Just go on with your drinkin' Just have your fun, you old son

Concentration Moon (Mono) Frank Zappa

Concentration Moon Over the camp in the valley Concentration Moon Wish I was back in the alley With all of my friends Still running free Hair growing out Every hole in me AMERICAN WAY How did it start

Mother People (Mono) Frank Zappa

We are the other people We are the other people We are the other people You're the other people too Found a way to get to you Do you think that I'm crazy Out of my mind Do you think that I creep in the

Mom & Dad (Mono) Frank Zappa

Mama Mama Someone said they made some noise The cops have shot some girls and boys You'll sit home and drink all night They looked too weird it served them right Mama Mama Someone said they made some noise

Flower Punk (Mono) Frank Zappa

love in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt Yes, I'm goin' to the love in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt Hey Punk, where you goin' with that hair on your head Hey Punk, where you goin' with that

Hot Poop (Mono) Frank Zappa

He is working the controls because all he does is love to turn knobs They think it is the way they can create I wonder what everyone else is whispering about Better look around before you say you don't

Absolutely Free (Mono) Frank Zappa

I don't do publicity balling for you anymore The first word in this song is discorporate It means to leave your body Discorporate and come with me Shifting drifting Cloudless starless VELVET VALLEYS and

Telephone Conversation (Mono) Frank Zappa

Well just operator Hold for a minute, pleaseHelloYes, sirAh, can you call 6 7 8 9 8 6 6Same area codeYesAlrightIs that VickieYeah He's gonna bump you off yet, he's got a gun, you knowheh heh heh If...

Lonely Little Girl (Mono) Frank Zappa

You're a lonely little girl But your Mommy and your Daddy don't care You're a lonely little girl The things they say Just hurt your heart It's too late now For them to start To understand The way you feel

Are You Hung Up? (Mono) Frank Zappa

that mean Are you strung up, are you ARE YOU HUNG UP I don't I don't I can't understand Outa site Outa site, yeah listen, uhm, d'you, are you ARE YOU HUNG UP One of these days I am going to erase all the

Harry, You're A Beast (Mono) Frank Zappa

I'm gonna tell you the way it is And I'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, I say And the life you lead is completely empty You paint your head Your mind is dead You don't even know

Who Needs The Peace Corps? (Mono) Frank Zappa

What's there to live for Who needs the peace corps Think I'll just DROP OUT I'll go to Frisco Buy a wig and sleep On Owsley's floor Walked past the wig store Danced at the Fillmore I'm completely stoned

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music (Mono) Frank Zappa

YEAH Bwa hah hah Oh, my God Beautiful God It's God I see God

Let's Make The Water Turn Black (Mono) Frank Zappa

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny (Mono) Frank Zappa

A ha hahBwah ha haCough CoughHa ha ha haNyah ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haNyah ha ha haOh ArbitraryNyah ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha haAH HA HA HA HAAH HA HA HAArbitraryHA HAHa ha ha ha ha haBwah ha...

What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Mono) Frank Zappa

What's the ugliest Part of your body What's the ugliest Part of your body Some say your nose Some say your toes I think it's your mind But I think it's YOUR MIND Your mind I think it's your mind, woo woo

What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) (Mono) Frank Zappa

What's the ugliest Part of your body Darling, when I What's the ugliest Part of your body Darling, when I look in your eyes Some say your nose Some say your toes My dearest, my darling, my darling darling

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance (Mono) Frank Zappa

There will come a time when everybodyWho is lonely will be freeTO SING and DANCE and LOVEThere will come a time when every evilThat we know will be an evilTHAT WE CAN RISE ABOVEWho cares if hair is...

Son Of Mr. Green Genes Frank Zappa

Your fake ID Eat a bunch of these MAGNIFICENT With sauerkraut MMMMMMMMMMM Sauerkraut Eat a grape a fig A crumpet too You'll pump 'em right through Doo wee ooo Eat your shoes Don't forget the

The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet Frank Zappa

Suzy Yes Suzy Creamcheese Yes This is the voice of your conscience baby uh I just want to check one thing out with ya you don't mind do ya What Suzy Creamcheese honey what's got into ya Cream cheese Oh

A Token Of My Extreme Frank Zappa

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Bow Tie Daddy Frank Zappa

Bow Tie Daddy Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy Mundi (drums, vocals, yak) Bunk Gardner (woodwinds) Roy Estrada (electric bass, vocals) Don Preston (retired) Jimmy Carl Black (drums

Titties 'N Beer Frank Zappa

(you know the stars ain't shinin' 'cause the sky's too tight) I heard the scary wind! I seen some ugly trees! There was a werewolf honkin', 'long the side of me!

Briefcase Boogie Frank Zappa

Briefcase Boogie Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson

Trouble Every Day Frank Zappa

That trouble comin' every day Wednesday I watched the riot Seen the cops out on the street Watched 'em throwin' rocks and stuff And chokin' in the heat Listened to reports About the whisky passin' 'round

Trouble Every Day (Live) Frank Zappa

That trouble comin' every day Wednesday I watched the riot Seen the cops out on the street Watched 'em throwin' rocks and stuff And chokin' in the heat Listened to reports About the whisky passin' 'round

Clowns On Velvet Frank Zappa

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Titties and Beer Frank Zappa

It was the blackest night There was no moon in sight You know the stars ain\'t shinin\' \'cause the sky\'s too tight I heard the scarey wind I seen some ugly trees There was a werewolf honkin\'

Cheepnis Frank Zappa

Cheepnis Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom Fowler (bass) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Jeff Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don Preston (synthesizer

The Mud Shark (Live) Frank Zappa

That's right you heard right the Secret Word for tonight is Mud Shark And of course with the Mud Shark Secret Word is the Mud Shark Arpeggio a marvellous little arpeggio and now the mating call of the

Anyway The Wind Blows Frank Zappa

me oh so happy now I'm never ever blue Any way the wind blows Any way the wind blows Any way the wind blows She's my heart and soul and she loves me tenderly Now my story can't be told just how good she

Willie The Pimp Frank Zappa

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black Got a little lady... walk that street Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat Twenny dollah bill (I can set

Any Way The Wind Blows Frank Zappa

guitar, rhythm guitar) Any way the wind blows is-a fine with me Any way the wind blows, it don't matter to me 'Cause I'm thru with-a fussin' and-a fightin' with-a you I went out and found a woman

Let's Make The Water Turn Black Frank Zappa

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in

Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub Frank Zappa

Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets) Ray Collins (lead vocals) Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Roy Estrada (bass) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Arthur Tripp (drums) Ian Underwood

Hungry Freaks, Daddy Frank Zappa

Mister America Walk on by Your schools that do not teach Mister America Walk on by The minds that won't be reached Mister America Try to hide The emptiness that's you inside When once you find that the

Hungry Freaks, Daddy (Live) Frank Zappa

Mister America Walk on by Your schools that do not teach Mister America Walk on by The minds that won't be reached Mister America Try to hide The emptiness that's you inside When once you find that the

Sleeping In A Jar (Live) Frank Zappa

It's the middle of the night And your mommy and your daddy are sleeping It's the middle of the night And your mommy and your daddy are sleeping SLEEPING MOM and DAD ARE SLEEPING SLEEPING IN A JAR the jar

Spider Of Destiny Frank Zappa

, guitar) Terry Bozzio (drums) Chester Thompson (drums) Chad Wackerman (drums) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Thana Harris (vocals) Bruce Fowler (brass) Listen carefully, spider of destiny You must heed the

Who Are The Brain Police? Frank Zappa

What will you do if we let you go home, And the plastic's all melted, And so is the chrome? WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE?

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) The adventures of GREGGERY PECCARY!

Dew On The Newts We Got Frank Zappa

Dew On The Newts We Got Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood

Latex Solar Beef (Live) Frank Zappa

Mud Shark Mud Shark You can hear the steam baby You can hear the screamin' steam right now As the reamer steams up the lake Reenie weenie up to the snake Acetylene Nirvana Hemorrhoids Talkin' 'bout your

Mother People Frank Zappa

We are the other people We are the other people We are the other people You're the other people too Found a way to get to you Do you think that I'm crazy Out of my mind Do you think that I creep in the

Bamboozled By Love Frank Zappa

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Crew Slut Frank Zappa

Crew Slut Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Tommy Mars (keyboards)

A Little Green Rosetta Frank Zappa

A Little Green Rosetta Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Arthur Barrow

Conehead Frank Zappa

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