You Can't Handle This Five Iron Frenzy

If you're up and if you want A piece of me Wave goodbye and blow a kiss 'Cause you can't handle this No, No, No you can't handle this. No, No, No you can't handle this.

My Evil Plan to Save the World Five Iron Frenzy

Oh, the ground works laid, no don*t be afraid, I*m sure that I can fix it, when I figure out the physics. My evil plan to save the world, just you wait *till it*s unfurled, it*ll go down in history.

Untimely Death of Brad Five Iron Frenzy

Nauseating at first, you can expect the worst, so listen closely, as the plot unfolds... I might stretch the truth, may be a little lie, there was a boy named Brad, he played trumpet, and he died.

Sweet Talkin Woman Five Iron Frenzy

Sweet Talkin Woman Where did you go? I was searching, searching, on a one way street. I was hoping, hoping, for a chance to meet, I was waiting for the operator on the line. She*s gone so long.

Get Your Riot Gear Five Iron Frenzy

Get Your Riot Gear Just in case you were thinking this song was intended to be *cop-bashing*, it*s not. It*s about the riot after the Superbowl this year here in Denver.

The Cross Of St. Andrew Five Iron Frenzy

One missed step can make you stumble You set yourself up for a fall You punish yourself for each failure, Dogma beat out alcohol When all of your principles were fashioned You thought your new rules made

All The Hype Five Iron Frenzy

Fantastic and so spastic, drop dope rhymes like sonic booms, that's the kind of hype that could clear this room. I got hype so big, it's stacked so high, other M.C.'s just stand and cry.

Cool Enough For You Five Iron Frenzy

Cool Enough For You What could this be, too much MTV? Chalk another fad up for its fall into infamy. What뭩 in a standard if it changes all the time?

All That is Good Five Iron Frenzy

So then for times when things get old I might get cynical I see that I don*t see. Do they see You when they see me?

Oh, Canada Five Iron Frenzy

If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, Hosers take off, it's not half bad. I want to be where yaks can run free, Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Canada Five Iron Frenzy

Welcome to Canada It's the maple leaf state Canada, oh, Canada It's great People are nice and They speak French too If you don't like it man You sniff glue The great white north The kids wear plaid Hosiers

Third World Think Tank Five Iron Frenzy

When it blows I'm out of here, you can have what's left. The room got kind of quiet, and you could smell the fear. I only heard the jukebox play "A Tear is in My Beer". "So what's the verdict Mister?

Beautiful America Five Iron Frenzy

Beautiful America The man on the television said I need to drink this, and sleep with that, in order to be cool. And you know that I would do almost anything, to be like that guy on TV.

Anthem Five Iron Frenzy

Anthem A nation stands with heart in hand To sing their anthem proudly Voices raised to sing their praise Of their hollow country All this talk of freedom And some talk of liberty From your plastic

On Distant Shores Five Iron Frenzy

If mercy falls upon the broken and the poor, Dear Father, I will see you, there on distant shores.

Dandelions Five Iron Frenzy

Where do I fit in this puzzle, what good are these gifts? Not a martyr, or a saint, scarcely can I struggle through. All that I have ever wanted, was to give my best to you.

A Flowery Song Five Iron Frenzy

A Flowery Song Beautiful day, wonderful feeling, this reason to sing, psalms meaning songs singing praises all day long. Joy fills the weak, joy makes us strong.

Where the Zero Meets the Fifteen Five Iron Frenzy

Why does it always come to this, where zero meets fifteen? And so I gave my thirteen cents, to the man who peed his pants. He passes out and falls on me, I watch my change fall from his hand.

You Probably Shouldn't Move Here Five Iron Frenzy

Well I heard that your state could be sinking, deep into the briny sea, and all of them earthquakes got you thinking, 'bout leaving Californee-ee.

I Feel Lucky Five Iron Frenzy

I Feel Lucky The air is so clear, the sky is so blue, I know what you mean, I feel lucky too. I found a dollar, it's like a dream. I love this place, my Slurpee is so Green.

The Greatest Story Ever Told Five Iron Frenzy

Are you crawling through the dismal? Gray of nothing, frostbite kills. Does this world make light of weaving, shrouds to bury, graves to fill?

So Far, So Bad Five Iron Frenzy

Don't worry what this song would say, you'll never hear it anyway. They won't play this song on the radio, so far, so bad, that's how it goes.

New Years Eve Five Iron Frenzy

This New Years Eve, I'm waiting for tomorrow.

Amalgamate Five Iron Frenzy

Amalgamate You뭭e got a cause now, I heard You braggin? Always the fastest One on the bandwagon. So sit Down and I뭠l tell you, what I뭢 Feeling, what I am feeling.

Most Likely to Succeed Five Iron Frenzy

Underestimated, how far you could reach. How could we know, How far you'd go, Behind our backs to make sure your point is heard? You're better than us all. Does it really matter how far you go?

Vultures Five Iron Frenzy

Believe in anything Vultures circling Open, swallow You're so hollow Yeah My teeth are getting yellow from the mocha I just drank I need to bleach them out, but my breath will still be rank Did you you

Superpowers Five Iron Frenzy

We sing, we dance we'll make you laugh, don't you want to be like us? We've been given superpowers, ask about our rock and roll, our hair , our clothes, hobbies, and pets.

Cannonball Five Iron Frenzy

Wind passes right through my skin as I fall down, this furious speed will only destroy me Crippling and devastating momentum, approaching maximum velocity And this is how it's going to be, the point of

Fistful of Sand Five Iron Frenzy

Fistful of Sand Up from the sands of the mighty Sahara comes, Our hero bold, who so it's told, is a lot like you and me.

Hurricanes Five Iron Frenzy

And I am a failure, defeated every time, so let me lie here, a sidewalk for a shrine. chorus I am so lonely, they say you were lonely too. Dear God be my savior, I wait for you.

Anchors Away Five Iron Frenzy

to impress Perfect hair, sells product well Like suffocating, sickly smells The make-up smears, like false pastels Like glossy, sugarcoated, shells Tune in, tune out, goodbye, goodnight They're buying you

Old West Five Iron Frenzy

All of this under a blanket name of "Christianity." Read Your Bible. Jesus never beat people or insulted them into believing in him. He spoke the truth And set an example by loving every man.

Where is Micah? Five Iron Frenzy

It's five minutes from the show, so where the heck did Micah go? I don't know, he's not around. I didn't hear him make a sound. His wherabouts we could not find. I think we left him behind.

Ugly Day Five Iron Frenzy

Ugly Day I can't believe this ever happened, I didn't think it ever could, I'm the author of sappy love songs, Trading in my bachelorhood.

Farewell To Arms Five Iron Frenzy

You said, "Down with the church", with your fists up in the air, all the rancor and the hate, yeah we saw your frigid stare.

Wizard Needs Food, Badly Five Iron Frenzy

Wizard needs food, badly I know that you're probably mad at me I've come to expect that You know that you'll never have all of me You've come to resent that You say "tomato", I say "video games" You're

Bleeding Frenzy Iron Reagan

Here they are lined up waiting to consume A day masked in kindness and giving for you A day named black gets darker each year Trampling the weak for the very best deal The best spot in line They'll wait

Solidarity Five Iron Frenzy

You the truth have heard, solidarity. Rise up to the call, solidarity. United we can never fall.

Second Season Five Iron Frenzy

Time is winding down but only for this life. I want to be found enjoying the next life. I see leaves and they are starting to turn brown.

Every New Day Five Iron Frenzy

Dear Father, I need you, Your strength my heart to mend. I want to fly higher, Every new day again.

Giants Five Iron Frenzy

Oh don't you cry for the mom and pops, Nothing but dry eyes for integrity's demise. Hulking machines grind as whistles blow, Corporate Darwinism crushes everything below.

At least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Five Iron Frenzy

I'm wearing my vans right now so high school kids will think that I can skate. I've got a degree in science yet shaking my fists in defiance. Anyway, I'm not cliche I hardly own any ties.

New Hope Five Iron Frenzy

A new hope Where is your freedom A new hope cast off your burdens A darker world was behind this one Cryptic it hides beneath perception We all saw it on that day Stunned we stood stuttering What did the

Banner Year Five Iron Frenzy

Say if they raise red white and blue, Blue coats will never shoot at you, But stripes will loose their sheen, Black Kettle was their chief, he only wanted peace, Under the flag...a massacre at Sand Creek

World Without End Five Iron Frenzy

World Without End For all the deepest thought compiled, philosophy to laws of physics, no one's ever heard or seen, a more beautiful thing, than this love that saved us.

A New Hope Five Iron Frenzy

A darker world lies behind this one. Cryptic it hides beneath perception. We all saw it on that day, Stunned we stood stuttering What did the news say?

Handbook for the Sellout Five Iron Frenzy

Handbook for the Sellout You found a way to draw a line, between the world and you. Faking your identity it's true. Did you think the word "alternative", was only meant for the likes of you?

Everywhere I Go Five Iron Frenzy

Everywhere I Go I was wasting time Oh so sure to find somebody who'll Never go How could I know None I'd found was true None could be but you The only one love divine My heart, my mind are yours Everywhere

Faking Life Five Iron Frenzy

Faking Life Through this mirrored image feeling Was my head so oddly reeling Not aware of floor or ceiling Kneeling and crying out All the past I'd spent denying Watching others lose in trying The time

It Was Beautiful Five Iron Frenzy

Close to home in an ordinary room we felt You there. It's my favorite memory. You're so beautiful. The spring in Appalachia, with flowers swaying above the fields of green. It was beautiful.