Freakin' At The Freakers' Ball Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

We're freakin' at the freaker's ball Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists and the masochists

Freakin' At The Freakers' Ball Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

And don't forget to bring your whips We're going to the freaker's ball yes Blow your whistle and bang your gong Roll up something to take along It feels so good it must be wrong We're freakin' at the

Freakin' At the Freaker's Ball Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

We're freakin' at the freaker's ball Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists and the masochists

Medicine Ball Eminem

Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her [Hook] I guess it's time for you to hate

Medicine Ball Dan Bull

Listen imagine Dan sat in the back of an ambulance chatting to Adam and telling him that he's had enough of this madness Fuck if that actually happenedm I haven't the faintest clue The concussion had damaged

Funk Freakers Cypress Hill

the level up a little louder In the clubs, an' the jeeps an' the after hours Fools on the street wanna feel the funk Lookin for the 'skunk' that's what'cha want Ya betta, sit back and let the track

Medicine Ball (Acapella) Dan Bull

Listen imagine Dan sat in the back of an ambulance chatting to Adam and telling him that he's had enough of this madness Fuck if that actually happenedm I haven't the faintest clue The concussion had damaged

Girls Can Get It Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

won't take her long To find a man to oblige Guys got to plot Guys got to plan Guys got to lie, cheat, steal Do anything he can Anything to get her to love him Anything to make her agree That's the

I Call That True Love Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Ever' mornin' won't you you wake up early cook me great big T bone steak Serve it to me in bed go on the street and hustle bring me back all the money you make Won't you rub my body with sweet scented

Last Mornin' Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) This is the last mornin' that I wake up in this dirty city Looking for the sunshine as the buildings block the skies This is the last mornin' that I wash in rusty water Tryin' to shave

Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Groupie Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie Who set up the lights and the mics for the shows And Gertrude the groupie was a rock 'n' roll fan Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows Ok, Roland

Four Years Older Than Me Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

I was seventeen years old that day I was trying to find a woman for my birthday So I made up my mind, and I didn't waste no time And I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway Had a pocketful of bait, it

If I'd Only Come And Gone Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) If I'd only come and gone The way I've always done with summer girls before Shared one night with you and never reached for more Then we wouldn't face this long and painful righting

If I'd Only Come And Gone Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

If I'd only come and gone The way I've always done with summer girls before Shared one night with you and never reached for more Then we wouldn't face this long and painful righting of the wrong If I'd

Queen Of The Silver Dollar Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

favours And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home She arrives in all her splendour every night at nine o'clock And her chariot is a cross town bus that stops right down the

Queen of the Silver Dollar Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home She arrives in all her splendour every night at nine o'clock And her chariot is a cross-town bus that stops right down the block The ol'

Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

[ Hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell them who we are. ] well, were big rock singers, we got golden fingers and were loved everywhere we go [ that sounds like us ] we sing about beauty and we sing about truth at

The Cover of 'Rolling Stone' Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

[ Hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell them who we are. ] well, were big rock singers, we got golden fingers and were loved everywhere we go [ that sounds like us ] we sing about beauty and we sing about truth at

Dr. Know Beenie Man

Know is my name Things ain't the same, now she screams and shouts Come on again and again I am that man, that she talks about, when she hangs with her friends It's not the benz, why she's freakin out It's

Carry Me, Carrie Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Second Street and Broadway Sitting in a door way Head held in his hands Looked to all the world like he was praying Foot wrapped in an old rag Bottle in a brown bag I saw him try to stand Then I

Carry Me; Carrie Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Second Street and Broadway Sitting in a door way Head held in his hands Looked to all the world like he was praying Foot wrapped in an old rag Bottle in a brown bag I saw him try to stand Then I

Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

(that sounds like us) We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten-thousand dollars a show.....

Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook

[ Hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell them who we are. ] well, were big rock singers, we got golden fingers and were loved everywhere we go [ that sounds like us ] we sing about beauty and we sing about truth at

All The Time In The World Dr. Hook

Lay down let's explore this tenderness between us there ain't no one around at all to see us and baby would you mind if maybe you and I took a little time to find each other.

Love Monster Dr. Hook

Eyes bright in the midnight moon Lock up the boys, tie down the girls Love monster's on the loose again Teeth flash, a blinding grin Hot dreams in the midnight hour Girls in the window beg please come

Cooky And Lila Dr. Hook

Hickey) He was a short order cook, and not too much to look at And he traded in his foot, for a medal in the war He loved a girl named Lila, in a bar across the highway And you ought to see him smilin'

Medicine Bloody Diamonds

You're runnin round with a gun in your hand Push and pull just as fast as you can Blowin around like a damn hurricane Feelin like I'm livin with a ball and chain Lets dance with the devil I'm addicted

The Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook

Dr. Heckyll works late at the laboratory Where things are not as they seem Dr.

I Can't Touch The Sun Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

"I can't touch the clouds for you, I'll never reach the sun for you I've never done the things that you need done for you I've stretched as high as I can reach, I guess I'm not the one for you 'Cause

The Cover Of 'Rolling Stone' Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

them who we are Well we're big rock singers We've got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go that sounds like us We sing about beauty and we sing about truth For ten thousand dollars a show

Turn On The World Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) Turn on the world, give them a taste of how free your love can be Turn on the world, you don't wanna waste all your warmth on me You say you've got wings, teach them to fly Teach them

Sharing The Night Together Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

here beside you ah yeah alright If I seem to come on too strong I hope that you will understand I say these things 'cause I'd like to know if you're as lonely as I am and if you mind Sharing the

Penicillin Penny Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) Penicillin Penny she's the queen of the sunset strip If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick From the back seat of Cadillac cars, to the floor of men's room

You Ain't Got The Right Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

You ain't got the right to tell me I'm not lonely 'Cause you don't understand what I've been through She had every right to do the wrong that she done to me And that don't make it easier to lose And that

Get My Rocks Off Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Some men need some killer weed some men need cocaine Some men need some cactus juice to purify the brain Some men need two women some need alcohol Everybody needs a little something but Lord I need it

Let The Loose End Drag Dr. Hook

to brag Papa just smiled and looked at me and said "Son let the loose end drag" Son let the loose end drag Son let the loose end drag Papa just smiled and looked at me and said Son let the loose end drag

Get My Rocks Off Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) Some men need some killer weed, some men need cocaine Some men need some cactus juice, to purify the brain Some men need two women, some need alcohol Everybody needs a little something

The Things I Didn't Say Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

'Don't do it babe' when she packed up to go I didn't say, 'Come back here honey and try with me once more' And when she asked me if I loved her, I just turned away She's gone and now I'm hearing all the

The Things I Didn't Say Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

didn't say Don't do it babe when she packed up to go I didn't say Come back here honey and try with me once more And when she asked me if I loved her I just turned away She's gone and now I'm hearing all the

Sylvia's Mother Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy too busy to come to the phone Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's tryin' to start a new life of her own Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's happy so why don't you leave her

A Little Bit More Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

When your body's had enough of me And I'm layin flat out on the floor When you think I've loved you all I can I'm gonna love you a little bit more Come on over here and lay by my side I've got

Sylvia\'s Mother Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

Sylvia\'s mother says, Sylvia\'s busy Too busy to come to the phone Sylvia\'s mother says, Sylvia\'s tryin\' To start a new life of her own Sylvia\'s mother says, Sylvia\'s happy So why don\'t you

Carry Me,Carrie Dr. Hook

"2nd street and broadway Sittin in a doorway Head held in his hands Looked at all the world like he was prayin oh no Foot wrapped in an old rag Bottle in a brown bag I saw him try to stand Then

Better Love Next Time Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

I'm your friend, you can talk to me I read your face, I see misery So the one you love has left you dry Don't start believing that you're gonna die Just pick your heart up off the floor And try,

Sexy Eyes Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

I was sitting all alone Watching people get it on With each other They were dancin cross the floor Turning, moving back and forth They were lovers One more lonely night for me I looked up, what

Acapulco Goldie Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

(Shel Silverstein) (Hey play the guitars) (I love to hear the guitars play) (Oh I love to sing, I love to sing) She was dancing when I seen her, in a Mexican cantina In a neighbourhood they call La Zona

Sylvias Mother Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's busy" "Too busy to come to the phone" Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's tryin'" "To start a new life of her own" Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's happy" "So why don't you

Sylvia's Mother Dr. Hook, The Medicine Show

Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's busy" "Too busy to come to the phone" Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's tryin'" "To start a new life of her own" Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's happy" "So why don't you leave

Life Ain't Easy Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Well here I am in the wind again, Floating where it takes me Laughin' and a splashin' in the summer sun, Until the alarm clock awakes me Then it's coffee and a kiss and two cigarettes, And I'm back out

Sweetest Of All Dr. Hook

Out of all of the nights I remember Of all of the loves I recall There are many that live in my memory But you were the sweetest of all Wasn't it sweetest of all, babe Wasn't it sweetest of all I wasn't