The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Kill the mother fucker!

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Lucky Dead Milkmen

time of her life Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is filled with Debbie's screams It was one of Bensalem's most famous capers It even

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

BIT 1 Dead Milkmen

Hey there's a big airplane going going by! Get it! Go, go! Leave it! Get it on the track! Get it! Get it! Catch it! I got it!

Big Deal The Dead Milkmen

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're walkin' the halls without a pass Big

Big Lizard The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl pleads this might be due to the fact that St.

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Lucky The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Air Crash Museum The Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

legally dead I want to make friends with the badger From the heart I want to make friends with the badger You know it I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

our flower pots There ain't nothin' they haven't got They own the papers and the TV's The water works, record companies Let me remind you, They own the talk shows They make the rules They own

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

his dirty socks with tiny bloody holes It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world There's

Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

"It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo [Chorus] Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Load 'em on a bus just

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

Yeah, my sister's really moving up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor. Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy. That wild old Professor Griff.

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible?

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...