Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said could never adjust Well look at me

Take Me Apart The Dead Milkmen

thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know, they're up there still 'Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one You said could never adjust Well, look at me

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

Take it Boys. Yeah, my sister's really moving up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor. Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy.

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

X moves in next door Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see what goes on in his mind Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see through his eyes There he

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can really

Earwig Dead Milkmen

got an earwig And it's crawling towards your brain You've got an earwig The glorious pain Your mind went blank about a week ago Your hair fell out but you didn't know You might wanna relax and take

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the good and bad sides of my mind And when I'm bad I sit in a tree And spit on people who walk under me

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Please let me tell you, They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernard Goetz They own our rugs and

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

steps on the gas Says "Can't you drive faster It's getting late Just a wee bit faster You're not going to fast" Freeway Riding down the freeway Cruisin' Now he's really cruisin' When the plums take

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

'Tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly Loadin up the tractor Gonna take them bodies inside Betty Lou will bring the sawdust And I've got formaldehyde Callin' up the neighbors Tell em all to stop by

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

kind of Hell For those who just won't learn to color God is gracious, God is good Let us color in his book God wears cotton, God wears rayon He can mend a broken crayon God is honest, He don't take

Swampland of Desire Dead Milkmen

Quagmire of love Quagmire of love I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire So here's to you My little sunbelt queen I'll take

My Many Smells Dead Milkmen

the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day These are a few of my many smells Won't you come and smell me

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus!

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land Got a thousand pretty ladies

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Filling

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

some help I think you're way off course Maybe you need a little breather You should get down off your horse Look up into the sky Try to catch your racing thoughts Before they burn up in the sun Take

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

My name is Lester Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The Shyphonics. And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota.

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

committee I'm gonna shoot the stereo If they don't start playing my kind of music We're going to a bad party And I can hardly wait We're going to a bad party I need a place to defecate Maybe we'll take

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until Ortho Orange Number 42 Was dumped in it one day I think it's so funny I laugh until I cry Just me

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

And he gives me a look that still chills me to this day. Now, Earl's got a son, and they call him Earl Junior. Which I think is pretty clever, since he is Earl's son.

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Chonga the goat boy's in the village again Chonga the goat boy's in the village again He's frightening the women and he's raping the men Cause Chonga the goat boy's in the village again 'Scuse me

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father My love looks like an ape My folks say she's wrong for me This girl is a mistake Whenever I date gorilla girl They whack me with a rake Took her out to a picnic

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Sell our offspring to some dirty old man Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I felt my body jerk The attendant did not strap me

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go

Bonus surprise endy bit Dead Milkmen

Hit me! Gonna beat my wife!

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

They're just right wing pigeons from outer space Sent here to destroy the human race They don't give a damn about you or me They just buy guns and watch TV The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat lady is singing In a land called PBS Maybe she loves volcanoes too I'll just have to take

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people just like me

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls And a Nelson-Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl I don't piss I don't shit I'm gettin' no relief People shake there heads in disbelief Yeah Charles Nelson

Moron Dead Milkmen

Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a batch cause you smell bad Why are you a moron?

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Stuart Dead Milkmen

Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer.

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

Yeah baby I wanna tell you something about love Talk to me!

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I asked where you were taking me You said, "Shut up and you will see."

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name

Rocketship Dead Milkmen

ready to go I'm ready to go Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one Liftoff Going to Planet X There's a girl on Planet X I don't know her But that's alright She don't know me

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

She bit me once, you know. Right here. You see this? Left a mark. She was lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer. I run up and tried to stop her.