There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight There

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause you're so kind I know you would not mind You'd send away the ghosts that haunt me now And the things I fear Just wouldn't seem so near And when I stroll out late at night There

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

Will not a penny lend And all I can do is pray to God He'll suffer in the end We're talkin' 'bout thick-necked man in a three-piece Killing from his office desk The many places he has been And

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I came for That's what I hoped for There

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his knees and he would pray for help It's not as bad as eating your own liver But still, I'd like to think that there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Sacred Alphabet Crash Test Dummies

In the beginning was not the word, not yet There was no sacred alphabet No subject, object, verb or tense Sound had not been enslaved to sense The void was neither dark nor deep It did not, like some giant

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country We would spend so many

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

After seven days He was quite tired, so God said "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God Shuffled His Feet After seven days He was quite tired so God said: 'Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

But it seems the thinkers you call greatest are The sort who often fall ill young, or pine away How can they help but drag the species down?

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

But it seems the thinkers you call greatest are The sort who often fall ill young, or pine away How can they help but drag the species down?

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

swimming in When I'm swimming in your ocean Floating aloft on creams An scented lotions I can get pretty side-tracked I hope you'll understand When I kneel before your bounty Sometimes I wonder if there

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

to keep a certain bedtime See in the shapes of my body Leftover parts from the apes and monkeys Sometimes, when I lie awake I hear the rain fall on my tent fly I think of all the insects that are

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they

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Two Knights And Maidens Once there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together Out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together Out

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike around the Scottish Highlands The youth hostels they have there

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm swimming in your ocean Floating aloft on creams And scented lotions Well, I can get pretty side-tracked I hope you'll understand When I kneel before your bounty Sometimes, I wonder if there

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

feel my own sunrise But you'd just lie, sleeping And so we went away in search of gentler breezes When we arrived, I longed to lie and rustle in your grasses But you would not permit me to retire there

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

you're thinking, I haven't been drinking She knew things that cut like a knife, and she said All the years that have come to pass And all the years that shall be I see here, right before me Will there

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

that's true to me and you I thank you Your flesh and your insides Your blood and your outsides You're blameless and I'm shameless I'm in the mud, I'm in the goo Your face is cold, your lips are

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

You are years away from me Aren't you going to even say one thing to me anymore?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi Someday, I'll have

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I'v...

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss? And they love each other so, androgyno...

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Somet...

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite pa...

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink H...

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

How does a duck know what direction South is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks, hmmm You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything se...

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a g...

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi Someday I'll have

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleanin...

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk Who c...

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em ...

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead l...

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go d...

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of...

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

Keep A Lid On Things Who put the doggy in the doghouse? You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the grannyhouse? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse? You did, baby...

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the thr...

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

Just Chillin You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin' yo...

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I Want To Par-tay Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who...