Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

You did, baby - you did, baby Keep your eye on things while I'm gone Keep a lid on things Don't you try everything while I'm gone Keep a lid on things Who put the fun in the funhouse?

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

How Does A Duck Know How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

How does a duck know what direction South is?

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Im Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

She knows the future like the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin' your stuff on

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

When my job was garbageman I'd go out and empty the garbage cans And I'd come upon some rotting remains But we'd drive them outside town And fill the land, and make hills that you could walk around on

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go down

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

Swimming In Your Ocean When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink Hopping 'round, hopping on

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

Give Yourself A Hand Hello, Mr. Fussy Hello, Mrs. Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice?

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

sunrise But you'd just lie, sleeping And so we went away in search of gentler breezes When we arrived, I longed to lie and rustle in your grasses But you would not permit me to retire there None but a

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

Pissed With Me You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

After seven days He was quite tired, so God said "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God Shuffled His Feet After seven days He was quite tired so God said: 'Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

be happy in the country So let's pack our bags up together And we'll be in the clear forever We'll just sit right back and watch while our crops grow While we listen to gals like Kitty Wells on

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

Get You In The Morning I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I Want To Par-tay Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

Sacred Alphabet Crash Test Dummies

sacred alphabet No subject, object, verb or tense Sound had not been enslaved to sense The void was neither dark nor deep It did not, like some giant, sleep In cosmic unawareness, coiled Undreaming of a