Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

Just Chillin You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin'

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're not around You can just

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you in the morning We'll just

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise But you'd just

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

it is farmers raise At breakfast each morning we'd fry up our own hand-picked eggs We could be happy in the country So let's pack our bags up together And we'll be in the clear forever We'll just

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Maybe I'm a skinny punk Who couldn't change a tire I'm laying down and I'm playing dead I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby I've always been this pasty I've always been this shape I'm just

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room And when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room And when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

After seven days He was quite tired, so God said "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God Shuffled His Feet After seven days He was quite tired so God said: 'Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead little birds She told us if ever we found one, just

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

the concept of ben-wah balls I rouse myself and I finish washing dishes Make lists of errands Make all my phone calls And then I pray for help But each time I try to make a fresh stab I end up just

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes it's too hot for cooking One wants just

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes it's too hot for cooking One wants just

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I try to meditate, control my hate just like I know I should But I can't help myself, and I keep it up because it feels so good But when I look down at my belly I can see it's pink and soft and weak

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

How come I just smoke and smoke and smoke and curse every butt I spit out?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Scientists have recently just

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Loch Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Scientists have recently just

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

night long Kissin' with me, baby All night long I've been having some trouble, someone's dickin' with me I think I must have a double who's been frickin' with me Well, he seems like fun, he looks just

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned out Well, the human race'll come and smack your face Satan lives here On grain and earth, rain and air How come I just

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

too And she'll be coming back...soon Mornings we have toast and tea I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me And when we're getting low on jam I give her the last spoonful, that's just

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause you're so kind I know you would not mind You'd send away the ghosts that haunt me now And the things I fear Just

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

How can she foresee just by squinting at me and Can she see me naked in her mind's eye? What does she think when she foretells a disease? Would she keep it secret, if death stood before me?

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

before me But something's outta place here My mind's eye is missing from my body Well, I know it's there, but I can't see where My bones shine brightly, a map of my whole body My vital organs just

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

You know that it's not just a joke I like to suck back a lot of Coke I like the sugar it contains I like the syrup in my veins I'm a man walking with his drink I'm a man talking to his drink

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I'v...

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss? And they love each other so, androgyno...

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike ...

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite pa...

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral whe...

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not ...

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash ...

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they...

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleanin...

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight T...

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks? When I'm swimming in When I'm swimming in your ocean Floati...

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I c...

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go d...

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

Keep A Lid On Things Who put the doggy in the doghouse? You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the grannyhouse? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse? You did, baby...