I'm With Stupid Chumbawamba

Stupid, stupid, stupid... (repeats) Guess what? i'm with stupid Guess what? 'cause i'm with you Guess what? i'm with stupid Guess what?

The Standing Still Chumbawamba

A fairytale on Beeston Hill Take your partners for the standing still Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...

The Englishman Abroad Chumbawamba

The Englishman Abroad Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun Taking on the locals, every man jack of 'em Stupid, drunken, gobby toughs No excuse is good enough Arrogant, ignorant, insensibly

Act With Mother Chumbawamba

Act With Mother M spells man, K spells kind, could somebody tell me is man kind?

Safety Pin Stuck in My Heart Chumbawamba

Safety Pin Stuck in My Heart I don't love you for your graveyard eyes I don't love you for your stupid lies I just love you for that Beat-beat-beat-beat-beating I don't love you for your tattered

Waiting, Shouting Chumbawamba

Waiting, Shouting Just take a ticket It takes you nowhere They saw us coming It's them and us here Just keep your voice down And light another I am a patient girl I wait, I wait, I wait It's

One Way System Chumbawamba

out of this prison Everybody's looking for that one piece of wisdom As if there's just one answer to all of our problems And the biggest one way of all the one ways The central circulating shit Is M

Ah-men Chumbawamba

the daughters of perfect wives Said there must be more sacrifice Needed more than symbolic change More than silent wasting away In factories and sterile marriages He was God, she was powerless With

Hear No Bullshit (On Fire Mix) Chumbawamba

It's a figure of speech when some artists start to teach But when I start I teach and reach The hearts of people who really truly give a damn about music Whether that is a man or woman Book book book

Slag Aid Chumbawamba

br> In keeping with the fashion for charity, not change Here's out contribution--we've called it Slag Aid For every pop star that we slag off today Twenty-five million pounds will be given away

Home With Me Chumbawamba

Blue and coral Kirkstall skies Timorese sunrise Fairfield Horseshoe in the snow Clashing worlds in Tokyo All the bars in County Cork Heavy rain, New York (Chorus) I sailed the seven seas Carved

The Incompatibility of Sport and Cosmic Consciousn Chumbawamba

The Incompatibility of Sport and Cosmic Consciousness When I play cricket I'm the longest at the wicket I can jump and swim And I live in the gym But I can't come to terms With my existence as

WWW Dot Chumbawamba

WWW Dot With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot Ooh Mr. Murdoch can I show you around?

Memories of Shilts Chumbawamba

Memories of Shilts England's goalkeeper since Gordon Banks Consistent, reliable, a safe pair of hands But despite all his saves and all his acrobatics I can't help recalling something more dramatic

The ABCs of Anarchism Chumbawamba

communist, anarchist, capitalist, or whatever is a term of abuse valued by that society--infringer--and they develop this idea, at first probably in secrecy or semi-secrecy, and then more and more visible, with

A Lament to the Best Chumbawamba

With those boots that laced up the side And that Irish shirt that you wore with pride And that picture of you with Mike Summerbee and bride Oh, where are you now George?

Morality Play In Three Acts Chumbawamba

Enter silent comedy geek with dynamite down his pants. Nervous, shuffling on his feet, leading a merry song and dance. A back seat driver of good moral fibre, holding up the light.

The Rise and Fall and Rise of Greavsie Chumbawamba

"Well, it seems a bit unfortunate, I mean, uh, uh" Sitting on the bench, he starts another drink Drowning his sorrows watching Geoff Hurst's hat-trick The pressures of success led him to the bottle

Amnesia Chumbawamba

Same old joke and it's not funny Burns are red bruises blue Out with the old cheated by the new Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...

Mouthful of Shit Chumbawamba

full of shit Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Do something about it (Repeat chorus) Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with

I'm In Trouble Again Chumbawamba

to be so squeaky clean but i'm in trouble again, oh yeah I'm in trouble again People say i'm nasty mean but i'm in trouble again, oh yeah I'm in trouble again I'm the girl from stars in their eyes but i

Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version) Chumbawamba

Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version) Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with

Commercial Break Chumbawamba

Commercial Break I'm the wife of the boss of the company And I always make my husband answer to me With what he says about the blacks, I totally agree The main problem is, they're not civilized

Gobsmacked Chumbawamba

Gobsmacked Outside the pub Smack you in the gob Get four long years In Wormwood Scrubs Put me in a ring Fit me with gloves I get money and fame For doing what I love Smacking people in the

Polo Chumbawamba

Polo Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game Polo has the biggest idiots On the biggest pitch of any ball game Polo has the biggest idiots With the biggest bank accounts On the biggest pitch

Mary Mary Chumbawamba

Hail Mary full of grace The Lord is with Thee Blessed art Thou amongst women And blessed is the fruit of Thy womb, Jesus Holy Mary, Mother of God Pray for us sinners now And at the hour of our death Amen

Nothing Knocks Me Over Chumbawamba

Nothing Knocks Me Over I dreamt the cliffs and ride the waves And no one comes to save me My arms are sprawled against the tide Nothing knocks me over Nothing knocks me over Nothing knocks me

An Psalm Chumbawamba

An Psalm Chapt nine, Armagodman The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul.

Sometimes Plunder Chumbawamba

Sometimes Plunder Two little ducks sank with a knock knock knock She got twenty on tick and smoked the bloody lot The fridge was bare, the dog was bones Weavin' and a-bobbin' when the tallyman

Sugar Daddy Chumbawamba

Sugar Daddy The plantations in ex-colonial governmant land where 'Empire Made' had given way, with the years, to the more subtle multinational approach.

Games Were Fun Chumbawamba

They never lingered in the changing rooms With a home-made note Or batted only once Before they got caught And how come all the sporty types Were the first to grow breasts?

Ulrike Chumbawamba

thousand Deutschmarks to hand me over Oh you sometimes wonder and you sometimes wonder You can make a living sometimes wondering Don't think these bones can be sold when I'm long gone Don't think that I

Salt Fare, North Sea Chumbawamba

Salt fare, North Sea (repeats) Roll on, roll off With these words I drown Topmast secured Hatches battened down Sometimes I think It must be different on land But from the mast I can only see tyrants Still

Just Look At Me Now Chumbawamba

Just Look At Me Now Don't tell me lies I want it all (Repeat) I don't need fingerprints So button up your coat Before you catch your death of cold Throw away your books They're building windmills

Chase PC's Flee Attack By Own Dog Chumbawamba

(Woof, woof, woof, woooo) Got my photograph taken with Elvis Circled round the earth in a rocket ship Found the world cup in a garden And I must've saved a million drowning babies You can imagine what

How To Get Your Band On Television Chumbawamba

Good evening ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the show where you the audience participate On our show tonight we got lost of surprises in store for you at home In keeping with the fashion for charity

Bella Ciao Chumbawamba

The world is waking outside my window Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao Drags my senses into the sunlight For there are things that I must do Wish me luck now, I have to leave you Bella

Chase PCs Flee Attack By Own Dog Chumbawamba

Chase PCs Flee Attack By Own Dog (Woof, woof, woof, woooo) Got my photograph taken with Elvis Circled round the earth in a rocket ship Found the world cup in a garden And I must've saved a million

Stitch That! Chumbawamba

: the lyrics are partly nicked from a traditional song reinterpreted by martin carthy on an album i forget the name of - it's a lovely song. the reason it's on shhh in particular is because we were adamant

Liberation Chumbawamba

incomplete Never enough to tip the scales Too many people rotting in jails Or bloodied on the battlefields The history books from every age Have the same words written on every page Always starting with

Oxymoron Chumbawamba

Oxymoron Shiny button-down clown suit Oxymoron (Repeat) Fucked up the simplest of chores Mister constant consternation And his declaration of war Makes a fist out of demands With his plasticene

Shoot Chumbawamba

Shoot I heard that in the First World War The soldiers called a truce For a Christmas game of football Instead of fighting their pointless war Instead of fighting their pointless war Pointless

Face Jumping Chumbawamba

Face Jumping The ancient sport of face-jumping Involved a skill unknown A jump onto a partner's face With ne'er a crack of bone Tom McSmee, a champion, In several tests of skill Could jump into

Just Look At Me Now (Borstal Boy Mix) Chumbawamba

Just Look At Me Now (Borstal Boy Mix) Don't tell me lies, I don't need fingerprints So tighten up your coats before you catch your death of cold Throw away your books They're building windmills

Love Me Chumbawamba

Love Me I'm an anarchist, I'm the anti-christ Well sort of not really It's not big it's not clever And i'm quite a reasonable fella Your friendly uncle good with kids good ol' paternalist pop

Smash Clause 29! Chumbawamba

I saw the Queen and all her coutiers cooking up new laws; I saw the corridors of power, with closets wall-to-wall; And I saw the truth, the truth, behind the Emperor's new Clause!

Behave Chumbawamba

play See Cupid fire his poison arrows Mickey Mouse grew up a cow You should hear the things they say about Minnie now Someone's always telling you how to behave Farewell to all the smiling angels I

Poverty Knock Chumbawamba

Poverty Knock (Chorus) 'Poverty poverty knock,' my loom is a saying all day Poverty poverty knock, gaffer's too skinny to pay Poverty poverty knock, keeping one eye on the clock I know I can guttle

The Ballad Of Peoplekind Chumbawamba

The Ballad Of Peoplekind Listen, Peep Don't you worry Peoplekind be with you all the way I say farewell now, Peep, OK If we hurry we might just save our day Give them a piece of your peace of

Shipbuilding Chumbawamba

A new winter coat and shoes for the wife And a bicycle on the boy's birthday It's just a rumour that was spread around town By the women and children; soon we'll be shipbuilding Well, I ask you--the