Armchair Sport Chumbawamba

Armchair Sport When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two And there's nothing much left to do Too lazy to leave the armchair Can only manage to plug in the computer And pretend that this is

Not Sport Chumbawamba

Not Sport Birds strung on barbed wire hanging in the sun Grouse moors trampled to the crack of guns Greyhounds snapping at a hare on the run Corpse of a fox when the day is done It's killing for

Yup and Under Chumbawamba

Yup and Under Yuppies, I've been taught, Are keen on sport Two slices wholemeal loaf Into towelette jogging suit Once round the park Quick game of squash Staving off a heart attack With F-Plan

Face Jumping Chumbawamba

Face Jumping The ancient sport of face-jumping Involved a skill unknown A jump onto a partner's face With ne'er a crack of bone Tom McSmee, a champion, In several tests of skill Could jump into

Ashes to Ashes Chumbawamba

lights a fag He keeps a packet handy and it's lodged inside his pad Because it's written in his contract that after every over He has to have a smoke just to satisfy the sponsor In a bid to save the sport

Eddie The Eagle Chumbawamba

Eddie The Eagle Step by step Climbing to the top Eddie the Eagle The epitome of sport Not for the winning Or the advertising deals Not for the money or glory Just for taking part It's like

Karl Marx Never Made The Squad Chumbawamba

twain shall meet This is a myth, propagated by the bourgeois wordsmiths Who never put a ball in the back of the net Who never padded up or picked up a bat Who never spent an afternoon watching their sport

Better Chumbawamba

Better Here's a good sport, it's easy to play And as good a way as any of throwing your money away Betting offices, men only Tobacco smoke and radio commentaries Betting companies first past the

How Dare They Call It Football? Chumbawamba

From Coca-Cola to TV politics Cruise missiles to chicken-in-buckets From words and images to advertising From Colonel Sanders to cop-car sirens And now the American Football circus More showbiz sport

The Englishman Abroad Chumbawamba

No excuse is good enough Arrogant, ignorant, insensibly pissed When you've nothing to prove, you prove it with your fists This is England's chief export Football hooligans--an embarrassment to the sport

Hurling and Imperialism Chumbawamba

Hurling and Imperialism Hurling, the national sport of Ireland Was banned in 1366 As part of an Anglo-Norman attempt To crush all Gaelic resistance It failed Over six hundred years of British

The Incompatibility of Sport and Cosmic Consciousn Chumbawamba

The Incompatibility of Sport and Cosmic Consciousness When I play cricket I'm the longest at the wicket I can jump and swim And I live in the gym But I can't come to terms With my existence as

Indoor League Chumbawamba

I can't make it the bar Too much sport you understand And too much beer I'll Sithi!

Awesome Wheels Chumbawamba

Now it's not a sport It's a saleable craze They're screwing us over In a million ways "Sign on the dotted line You know it pays" Who wants a skateboard? I'm giving mine away

One-Sided Game Chumbawamba

siege So they'll never have a woman in the Football League There ain't nothing like a dame To the moral guardians of the game All the men they get together Squawking, balding birds of a feather Sport

Armchair Kathryn Williams, Neill MacColl

Love me like an armchair Hang me up on your wall Put me under your pillow Put me up in the hall Open me like a door Like a window you can see through I’ll sweeten you like sugar When the world has

ArmcHair Theatre Anne Clark

This house is full of lonelinessOf sad weary silenceI switch on the televisionFor some companyTwo actorsA man and a WomanGive exaggerated little moansAs they simulateA so called stimulating fuckFor...

Armchair Theatre The Colourfield

I'm sitting on the fence againDrawing straws and pulling stringsDemonstrations pass me byThis must be the age of somethingA time where each predictionMakes me feel like going to the beachA time whe...

Armchair Anarchist Kingmaker

I'm a marked anarchistYes, I'm being totally honestIn fact,just the other morningI was planning a bombingFirstly,The House Of LordsThen on to the BRIT Awardssinging"Bomb the idiots""Bomb all the id...

The Rise and Fall and Rise of Greavsie Chumbawamba

The Rise and Fall and Rise of Greavsie "So, Greavsie, well, what about the black lads gettin' bananas thrown at em?" "Well, it seems a bit unfortunate, I mean, uh, uh" Sitting on the bench, he st...

Tubthumping Chumbawamba

We'll be singing When we're winning We'll be singing I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down Pissing the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka d...

Just Look At Me Now Chumbawamba

Just Look At Me Now Don't tell me lies I want it all (Repeat) I don't need fingerprints So button up your coat Before you catch your death of cold Throw away your books They're building windmills...

Amnesia Chumbawamba

Goodbye to the summer Sold down the river Unhappy ever after Well did you ever? Did you ever reach for the glued-down penny? Same old joke and it's not funny Burns are red bruises blue Out with th...

Brian Chumbawamba

Brian It's all about getting the ball in the back of the net, Brian I'm as sick as a parrot, Brian I'm over the moon, Brian Well, I think the lads were well worth a point, Brian At the end of the...

Bella Ciao Chumbawamba

The world is waking outside my window Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao Drags my senses into the sunlight For there are things that I must do Wish me luck now, I have to leave you Bella ...

Tubthumping Chumbawamba

We'll be singin' when we're winnin' We'll be singin' I get knocked down but I get up again You're neva gonna keep me down I get knocked down but I get up again You're neva ...

Top Of The World (Ol?Ol?Ol? Chumbawamba

Top Of The World (Ol?Ol?Ol? Words on a postcard from far away Spoke of a time long ago Laughed ourselves daft on that Saturday Singing here we go I'm a taxi driver I'm a postal worker I'm an offi...

Shhh Chumbawamba

Shhh (Chorus) Hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, say nothing Hear nothing, see nothing, feel nothing, say nothing L A U G H I N G laughing L A U G H I N G laughing Just when you figured it ...

The Choice Is Yours Chumbawamba

The Choice Is Yours Watch Ben Johnson on TV Or try to beat your own PB The choice is yours You decide Get square eyes Or get outside!

Drip Drip Drip (Country & Western Version) Chumbawamba

Drip Drip Drip (Country & Western Version) Eat, sleep, and crap For to prey on your needs Down a dark street Backwater Leeds I seen yer comin' Come in, lads! You seen the ad? Too bad, bad, bad Wh...

Shake Baby Shake Chumbawamba

Shake Baby Shake Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Shake, baby, shake the memories away Shake it, shake it Shake this grown-up Barbie Doll of a day Shake it, shake it She gets Hugh Hefner, b...

Shot Chumbawamba

Shot All gathered 'round the 18th tee With pringle and tartan and shooting sticks Binoculars, poised, ready to use Watching, waiting, there it goes! Great shot! Great shot! What a shot! Great sho...

City Man City Chumbawamba

City Man City City, city, city City, Man city Living in the city Manchester city Colin Bell, Frannie Lee Neil Young, Mike Summerbee Rodney Marsh, Alan Oakes Tommy Booth and Tony Book City, city, ...

Lie Lie Lie Lie Chumbawamba

Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie I failed the audition for celebrity squares Your life is a dream, then you wake up You watch Friend...

Isolation Chumbawamba

Isolation Come out of our corners Keep moving, keep changing, start working together We can change this world by changing ourselves Make our hands one hand Resist and realize We are not isolated ...

Sometimes Plunder Chumbawamba

Sometimes Plunder Two little ducks sank with a knock knock knock She got twenty on tick and smoked the bloody lot The fridge was bare, the dog was bones Weavin' and a-bobbin' when the tallyman ca...

Pass It Along Chumbawamba

Pass It Along Come on, come on, come on Send this song to twenty people Add your name, don't break the cycle Pass it along by word of mouse Save the world, don't leave the house Because a virtual...

Heartbreak Hotel Chumbawamba

Heartbreak Hotel Well, since my baby left me... I found a new place to dwell... It's down... just a minute... We don't want to go on... Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dw...

The Big Issue Chumbawamba

There are those Spend the night Under bridges Over by the river Down in the park Through the winter But there's a house That i know Safe and warm And no-one ever goes there Down where the priests...

Scapegoat Chumbawamba

Aftershave and smoke And the same unfunny jokes They say they'll take you "Anywhere But there" Believe every half-whispered Half-remembered lie Where truth is a luxury They can't afford to buy Sc...

Behave Chumbawamba

Behave Smiling angels on your milk-white shoulders Scared of heaven and accusing whispers Angles always get the worst advice But they can hire the sharpest lawyers Someone's always telling you ho...

Look! No Strings! Chumbawamba

Look! No Strings! Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord' That was the Armley tabernacle choir. Next we'll be hearing the true story of an American hou...

Moses With A Gun Chumbawamba

Moses With A Gun Oh, Charleton Heston, your father's favorite son Walks in whistling Casey Jones Moses with a gun Oh, Charleton Heston, your father's favorite son Round and round and ad infinitum

Outsider Chumbawamba

Outsider I'm not alone, you're not alone You see me, you hear me There are millions think just like me

Never Let Go Chumbawamba

Never Let Go These red azaleas Never grew so tall This well of loneliness Could rise and drown us all (Chorus) There is no right or wrong Things fall as they do Pulled by the sun and the moon For...

Enough Is Enough Chumbawamba

Enough Is Enough Open your eyes, time to wake up Enough is enough is enough is enough Give the fascist man a gunshot Trying and trying to get this damn thing done. It can't done. Come shoot the f...

Tubthumping Chumbawamba

We'll be singing ,When we're winning We'll be singing I get knocked down but i get up again you're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down but i get up again you're never gonna keep me down ...

Universal Soldier Chumbawamba

Universal Soldier (Buffy Sainte-Marie, 1966) He's five feet two and he's six feet four He fights with missiles and with spears He's all of thirty-one and he's always seventeen He's been a soldier...

Heaven/Hell Chumbawamba

Heaven/Hell I'm not guilty, I have nothing to say, uhm, I'm innocent! (Chatter) I want a revolution! When? Now! Tall as houses Small as spiders Undefined this buzz inside us (Chorus) Tightrope wa...

Mouthful of Shit Chumbawamba

Mouthful of Shit (Chorus) Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Do something about it (Repeat chorus) Well I'm really back to basics righ...