A Regular Guy Chumbawamba

A Regular Guy Boys own hero born again Savior of the Empire Come to save our national game Against all odds, and umpire Once a simple cricketer now champion of bravado He's the darling of the

Michaelangelo Chumbawamba

Michaelangelo Michaelangelo was a genius Artist, architect, physician The darling of the Florentine scene Inventor, scientist, mathematician But less well-known are his regular stints With Florence

Regular Guy Easy Big Fella

"He was regular guy with a regular girl He was a regular family man He had a regular dog and a regular son They had a regular life, they had regular fun Think I'll get a gun and shoot my wife and kids

Regular Guy 2Gether

Im the kinda guy a girl takes home to mom with pleated Khaki pants cologne thats the bomb sure smell purdy, purdy Shake her dads hand and look him in the eye And tell him straight up Im just a

Regular Guy Steve Earle

Regular Guy (Steve Earle) I'm just a regular guy Never get rich, but I always get by I got me a wife and a couple a kids I done pretty much like my daddy did He always did the best that he could

Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon LaJoie

(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker) And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman I was walking

WWW Dot Chumbawamba

WWW Dot With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot With a w and a w and a w dot Ooh Mr. Murdoch can I show you around?

Top Of The World (Ol?Ol?Ol? Chumbawamba

Words on a postcard from far away Spoke of a time long ago Laughed ourselves daft on that Saturday Singing here we go I'm a taxi driver I'm a postal worker I'm an office cleaner I'm a striking docker

Zola Budd Chumbawamba

Zola Budd She's a slip of a girl to be out of school She's a product of apartheid She won her spurs under minority rule She's a product of apartheid Afrikaners run the best In bare feet and British

Stitch That (Country & Western Version) Chumbawamba

a log, did her husband One, two, three, four A husband came home drunk each night And he thrashed her black and he thrashed her white He thrashed her to within an inch of her life Then he slept like

Happiness Is Just A Chant Away Chumbawamba

Happiness Is Just A Chant Away I'm having a wonderful time drunk on communion wine One sin over the seven Sick all over the stairway to heaven Bullshit, bullshit, priests without a pulpit Shake

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss Chumbawamba

me It doesn't matter how he walks It doesn't matter how he talks It doesn't matter if he's pretty It doesn't matter if he's ugly I just want to feel those arms around me and kiss 'Cause what's a

For Those of You Watching in Black and White Chumbawamba

For Those of You Watching in Black and White Now he's going for the grey ball Into the top left pocket A touch off the slightly darker grey ball And he's snookered behind the grey ball Oh, he's

A Morality Play Chumbawamba

A Morality Play People would have to be told that if they refuse to answer questions when they might be expected to answer questions, that is something which can be used at the trial and which might

Face Jumping Chumbawamba

Face Jumping The ancient sport of face-jumping Involved a skill unknown A jump onto a partner's face With ne'er a crack of bone Tom McSmee, a champion, In several tests of skill Could jump into

Stitch That! Chumbawamba

: the lyrics are partly nicked from a traditional song reinterpreted by martin carthy on an album i forget the name of - it's a lovely song. the reason it's on shhh in particular is because we were adamant

Cartrouble Chumbawamba

Cartrouble Big tall courthouse, a clock upon the wall A hammer on the table and a copper on the door A judge in front and a jury at the side A judge in front and a jury at the side A judge in

Give The Anarchist A Cigarette Chumbawamba

Give The Anarchist A Cigarette Albert! What? Bobby! What?

Pop Star Kidnap Chumbawamba

Pop Star Kidnap A phonebox rendezvous, don't whisper a word Half a million by Monday Or Roger Waters gets it My little baby, they cut off his ear Half a million by Tuesday, then Don't whisper

Awesome Wheels Chumbawamba

Awesome Wheels I got a skateboard Oo-ee-oo!

Hmmm... Chumbawamba

Outside the ground at Luton Town A crazy opportunist has sprayed upon a wall A simple proclamation for all to read "Revolution is a better game than football"

Frickley Chumbawamba

Frickley Frickley in South Yorkshire, a small mining town Where once the riot coppers beat the pickets to the ground Has a football team, and a stand full of fans Who love their game and who love

One-Sided Game Chumbawamba

One-Sided Game With a flick of the boot and a nod of the head The ball goes crashing in the back of the net But the referee and linesman disallow the goal 'Cause the boot's on the other foot, the

Chase PC's Flee Attack By Own Dog Chumbawamba

(Woof, woof, woof, woooo) Got my photograph taken with Elvis Circled round the earth in a rocket ship Found the world cup in a garden And I must've saved a million drowning babies You can imagine what

Sewing Up Crap Chumbawamba

I don't know (Repeats) Chain, chain, chain (Repeats) A cut-price empire Clean-cut lines A perfect body And a dirty mind The rules of this game Say we all look the same Chain, chain, chain

Chase PCs Flee Attack By Own Dog Chumbawamba

Chase PCs Flee Attack By Own Dog (Woof, woof, woof, woooo) Got my photograph taken with Elvis Circled round the earth in a rocket ship Found the world cup in a garden And I must've saved a million

Why Are We Still In Ireland? Chumbawamba

little closer it's chained like a slave The lion was crowned king of this land That it's only ever seen from behind bars in a cage This history of the winning side written on every page It's not as

Dutiful Servants And Political Masters Chumbawamba

Dutiful Servants And Political Masters One, two, one, two, three, four Things were rather different in great grandfather's day He just put a chain around their ankles and made them work for no pay

Dutiful Servants & Political Masters Chumbawamba

One, two, one, two, three, four Things were rather different in great grandfather's day He just put a chain around their ankles and made them work for no pay He took everything they owned and yet still

Don't Pass Go Chumbawamba

"Didn't he know it was a waste of time?

Mouthful of Shit Chumbawamba

Shit (Chorus) Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Do something about it (Repeat chorus) Well I'm really back to basics right beside a

Ashes to Ashes Chumbawamba

Ashes to Ashes The bowler's running in, the batsman lights a fag He keeps a packet handy and it's lodged inside his pad Because it's written in his contract that after every over He has to have

Catastrophe Reality Chumbawamba

Catastrophe Reality Chopped a tree, the garden of Eden is finished When I say mankind, I use it as a derogatory term Whereas scientists and governments use it as a saving grace Well I once saw

Tubthumping Chumbawamba

We'll be singing When we're winning We'll be singing I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down Pissing the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a

Bowls Chumbawamba

Bowls Bees buzzing, birds singing The jack turning off the crown A lawnmower in the distance The wood coming nicely 'round Sitting near the green just chatting A bad rub, a blocked line Watching

Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version) Chumbawamba

Mouthful Of Shit (Country & Western Version) Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of shit Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with

A Fairy Tale (Real No-Shit) Chumbawamba

A Fairy Tale (Real No-Shit) Chapt. Two - Guess who? Manfred The Great The great king bashed down his goblet on the oaken table as kings do when they want more wine. Everyone was silent.

...And In A Nutshell Chumbawamba

...And In A Nutshell It's a happy sound And it's, uh, not doing anybody any harm But I think, I mean, it's a nice sound (repeat)

I Never Gave Up (Cass Mix) Chumbawamba

I Never Gave Up (Cass Mix) Take a chance, take a chance, take a ch-ch-chance...

After Shelley Chumbawamba

"Anybody can press a button and blow up a ship. Anybody can use an atom bomb. Anybody can pick up a big whip, and whip you. Anybody can stick a knife into you. Anybody can pull a trigger.

The Big Issue Chumbawamba

There are those Spend the night Under bridges Over by the river Down in the park Through the winter But there's a house That i know Safe and warm And no-one ever goes there Down where the

Creepy Crawling Chumbawamba

What a wonderful world...

Timebomb (Jimmy Echo Vocal) Chumbawamba

(Chorus 2) I am a timebomb A ticking ticking ticking timebomb I am a timebomb A ticking ticking ticking timebomb Unattended at the railway station In the litter at the dancehall Sitting pretty near

Timebomb Chumbawamba

(Chorus 2) I am a timebomb A ticking ticking ticking timebomb I am a timebomb A ticking ticking ticking timebomb Unattended at the railway station In the litter at the dancehall Sitting pretty near the

Stagnation Chumbawamba

A dog stares into a gramaphone trumpet Waits for his call to action Mute and obedient, standing to attention Look a little closer, the dog is a man Working on the factory floor as hard as he can The

Knickers Chumbawamba

Knickers There's a hole in your knickers, dear Calvin Dear Calvin, there's a hole in your knickers, a hole Now let's see what happens with Ba-ba-black sheep Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any wool

The Standing Still Chumbawamba

The Standing Still Once upon a time Days of wine and roses and smug suburban swine Same old songs, same old cabaret A fairytale in Notting Hill Take your partners for the standing still Once

Hopscotch Chumbawamba

Now this is where it all begins A piece of chalk and a boot-polish tin Hit the streets, no time to wait Draw them squares out, 1 to 8 Hopscotch!

Morality Play In Three Acts Chumbawamba

Morality Play In Three Acts Act one, the smell of green leather, French polish, quite pristine, not a hair out of place, not a wrinkle, not a crease, the silverware all clean.

Tiananmen Square Chumbawamba

It's the People's Army that murdered the people They've come to glue the shattered, battered statues in the square Heads bowed, eyes down, here comes the enemy With a haircut and a trigger-finger, that