Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) Brad Paisley

to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down We've been to councilin To try and see the ways we could improve This thing between us And different ways to show each other I love you

Toilet Song 코코비

“My tummy hurts” Tummy, tummy, tummy hurts Poo poo, poo poo Hold on, hold on To the bathroom, go Pull down the underwear Poo poo, poo poo Push, push, push it out To the toilet, go We go poo poo We go pee

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Toilet Orange 9mm

Take for granted ideas slanted, new disease Fisheye goggles blur our channels to appease Mental channels, psychic vandals in disguise Feed the others sweet taste buffers, muffling cries Damn us to ourselves

The Cigar Song Brad Paisley

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em [Chorus] I took out a policy against fire

Toilet Howwhywhenyou

I wanna be Wanna be Your love your love I wanna be Wanna be Your love your love Make it New Toilet Make it New Toilet toilet I don’t think I Don’t think too much I don’t think I Don’t think too much

This Is Country Music Brad Paisley

You're not supposed to say the word cancer in a song And tellin' folks Jesus is the answer can rub 'em wrong It ain't hip to sing about tractors trucks little towns and mama yeah that might be true But

Keep On The Sunny Side Brad Paisley

But if you meet with the darkness and strife, The sunny side we also may view. Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side, Keep on the sunny side of life.

Perfect Storm Brad Paisley

If she was a drink She'd be a single barrelled Bourbon on ice Smooth with a kick A chill and a burn all At the same time She's Sunday drive meets High speed chase She ain't just a song She's the whole

4WP (Feat. Brad Paisley) Brad Paisley

man alive, be still my beating heart I'm about to take this 4-wheel drive And slam it into 4-wheel park There's a holler I know down an old dirt road Where we can be all alone Gonna back it on in, turn the

You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive Brad Paisley

In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky That's the place where I trace my bloodline And it's there I read on a hillside gravestone You will never leave Harlan alive Oh, my granddad's dad walked down

She's Everything Brad Paisley

mad And she's a lover when she's loving [Chorus] And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her I go on and on, and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the

Old Alabama (Feat. Alabama) Brad Paisley

beer over white wine and a campfire over candle light And when it comes to love oh her idea of a romantic night Is listenin’ to old Alabama drivin' through Tennessee A little Dixieland Delight at the

Beat This Summer Brad Paisley

prelude/to moonn6pence from papayeverte Like the first wheel goes around n around Well the trouble with up is theres always a down First Im holding your hand and were on the boardwalk Theres heaven

Pressing On A Bruise (Feat. Mat Kearney) Brad Paisley

You were a pain girl a thorn in my side Drove me insane girl a white knuckle ride So why do I go lookin' through old photographs And chase you down the hallways of our checkered past Hold on for dear

High Life Brad Paisley

high life Money burning a hole right through the pockets of holey jeans Grandpa's with Lord now, but we got a new Ford now And we can watch the Big Orange now on a 57 inch TV, that's right Money was gone

Me Neither Brad Paisley

this place is awful crowded And this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat Me neither It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast I was only checkin' that's the

Plexiglas Toilet Styx

Plexiglas Toilet Written by John Curulewski Lead vocals by John Curulewski Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone

Toilet Tisha OutKast

Have you heard the news today They say a little 14 year old little girl had a baby on the way Tooo much for her little mind to bare And that type of news to her mama she cannot spare Toilet Tisha

Milk (Ode to Billy) Anthrax

I woke up, can't wait to eat Got my cereal, boy was I beat Opened the fridge, and to my dismay There was no milk, my mother will pay I want some milk!

The World Brad Paisley

To the teller down at the bank You're just another checking account To the plumber that came today You're just another house At the airport ticket counter You're just another fare At the beauty shop at

Out Take 3 Brad Paisley

Brad, what are you tryin' to do to me. The top of the first one is Brad. I know, but it don't... it says Dolly on my sheet. Number 1. No, Dolly's on the second. Well, tell Brad that. Brad.

Too Country Brad Paisley

Too country what's that Is it like too Republican or too Democrat Is it too far to the left Too far to the right Too straight down the middle Is it too black or too white Are the biscuits too fluffy is

Cloud Of Dust Brad Paisley

are all gone She stares out the window fightin' back tears And watches him wastin' his time in the fields They're havin' problems payin' the bills Oh and she knows that it won't be long Before

Life's Railway To Heaven (Feat. Marty Stuart, Sheryl Crow And Carl Jackson) Brad Paisley

Life is like a mountain railway With an engineer that's brave We must make the run successful From the cradle to the grave Watch for curves and hills and valleys Never falter never fail And keep your hands

In The Garden Brad Paisley

I come to the garden alone While the dew is still on the roses And the voice I hear falling on my ear The son of God discloses [Chorus] And He walks with me And He talks with me And He tells me I am His

Gone Green Brad Paisley

Well he traded in his dumb old Ford For a new smart car with an extension cord Now he's saving gas and got a cheaper note But he's got no way to haul his boat It's the little things we take for granted

The Uncloudy Day Brad Paisley

"O they tell me of a home far beyond the sky O they tell me of a land far away O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise O they tell me of an uncloudy day O the land of the cloudless day O the

Be The Lake Brad Paisley

There ain't nothing I would rather see Than you drying off on this dock I've been thinking it's so good to be me But girl on second thought Wish I could be the beach towel that you laid down on Or that

Ain't Nothin' Like Brad Paisley

I like kickin' back on the sofa Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy Soppin' up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone [Chorus] Ain't nothin' like watchin' a

We Danced Brad Paisley

The bar was empty I was sweeping up the floor That's when she walked in I said, "I'm sorry but we're closed" And she said "I know, but I'm afraid I left my purse" I said, "I put one back behind

Whiskey Lullaby (Featuring Alison Krauss) Brad Paisley

drunk enough to get her off his mind until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the

Cover Girl Brad Paisley

Page three of the canyon tribune There's a story about the fair and a picture of you In black and white, blue ribbon, best damn shoes Already know what happens now The editor of Vogue rolls through town

JFK 1962 Brad Paisley

"But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?

We Danced Brad Paisley

The bar was empty I was sweeping up the floor That's when she walked in I said, "I'm sorry but we're closed" And she said "I know, But I'm afraid I left my purse"

Wrapped Around Brad Paisley

Every day I clock out And head straight to her house We cuddle up on the couch But it always ends the same ole way I'm drivin' home and it's incredibly late Something's got to change, 'cause I've

The Old Rugged Cross Brad Paisley

On a hill far away, stood an old rugged Cross The emblem of suff'ring and shame And I love that old Cross where the dearest and best For a world of lost sinners was slain So I'll cherish the old rugged

Toothbrush Brad Paisley

A Bic razor and a Dixie cup A little splash of aftershave Before you leave for that first date See stars in both your eyes After that long kiss goodnight Forever starts with a suitcase A Sneaking out the

Shattered Glass Brad Paisley

"I can picture you the day you were born Baby girl in your mama's arms, destined for great things Crazy thing bout an angel like you All the things you know how to do And yet the world tries to clip your

River Bank Brad Paisley

Well, I won two dollars on a scratch off ticket So I went back to the counter and I bought two more with it And I won ten bucks and that was just right So I bought a six pack and a bag of ice You know

Behind the Clouds (From "Cars"/Soundtrack Version) Brad Paisley

When you`re feeling lonely, lost and let down Seems like those dark skies are following you around And life`s just one big shade of gray You wonder if you`ll see the light of day [chorus] Behind

Mud On The Tires Brad Paisley

I've got some big news The bank finally came through And I'm holdin' the keys to a brand new Chevrolet Have you been outside, it sure is a nice night How about a little test drive Down by the lake?

Accidental Racist (Feat. Ll Cool J) Brad Paisley

To the man that waited on me At the Starbucks down on Main I hope you understand When I put on that t shirt The only thing I meant to say Is I'm a Skynyrd fan The red flag on my chest somehow is Like

Famous People Brad Paisley

Well you're the first car in an hour or so I'm glad you stopped in it's sure been slow around here today Just like everyday Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates And I thought I recognized

Come On Over Tonight Brad Paisley

You know I'm stubborn, set in my ways, said I'd never Fall in love, used all the old cliches But just now when you called and my heart rate hit the roof I realized it's time to eat my words and face the

Camouflage Brad Paisley

Kevin wasn't really all that popular in school But I remember well when I thought that guy is pretty cool He pulled into the parking lot and everybody cheered Because he had gone and painted his Chevy

He Didn't Have to Be Brad Paisley

date with somebody new It always winds up feeling more like a job interview My momma used to wonder if she'd ever meet someone Who wouldn't find out about me and then turn around and run I met the

Whiskey Lullaby Brad Paisley

drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night 1st Chorus He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger

American Flag On The Moon Brad Paisley

I'm sure of one thing, it's not with gridlock or bickering We're the children of explorers, that came here from every corner The adventures that sat on this land We led the world, fought tyranny, touched

Sleepin' On The Foldout Brad Paisley

Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did I shoulda known better than to lie But it's too late and so tonight I'm Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed She wanted me to