Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear Bob Rivers

Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night.

RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35 Bob Dylan

RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35 Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good, They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35 Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

Homeless On the Holidays Bob Rivers

really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a bone I met a man who drank and smelled of pee he was heading for the local mission for some homemade pumpkin pie Panhandling folks are always hanging round

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Bob Rivers

"Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags Oh come get us some floor seats We followed them

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

Rainy Day Women #12 And #35 Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

Beat Up Old Jetliner Bob Rivers

Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud, Landing gear won't come down. My seatback is up and my belt is on. I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground.

Getting Fatter All The Time Bob Rivers

Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. And lately I can't see my shoes. I hate to admit, but I'm getting fatter, fatter, A little fatter all the time. I can't lose no weight.

Mr. Magoo Bob Rivers

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

Ain`t Talkin` Bob Dylan

As I walked out tonight in the mystic garden The wounded flowers were dangling from the vine I was passing by yon cool crystal fountain Someone hit me from behind Ain't talkin' just walkin' Through

Ain't Talkin' Bob Dylan

As I walked out tonight in the mystic garden The wounded flowers were dangling from the vine I was passing by yon cool crystal fountain Someone hit me from behind Ain't talkin' just walkin' Through this

The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound, But I wish you Merry Christmas.

The Angel Bob Rivers

The angel rides with hunch-backed children, poison oozing from his engine Wieldin' love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he's patiently

Read It In The Tabloids Bob Rivers

Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay. I read it in the tabloids.

Who Put The Stump Bob Rivers

Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

Manger 6 Bob Rivers

Why, for just 29 drachma we'll put you up in a warm comfortable stable with plenty of fresh milk for the newborn.

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

Jingle Hells Bells Bob Rivers

Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Penthouse apartments and twelve in

Flu Ride Bob Rivers

flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And a box of antihistamines too We'll bring some Kleenex with us And sing a chorus or two Let's let my red nose lead us In

When A Man Loves A Chicken Bob Rivers

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.

There's Another Santa Claus Bob Rivers

doesn't seem right His beard is gray, that's a nice toupee But his eyebrows oughta be white There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there One at the mall and one in

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 Bob Dylan, Various Artists

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

Underwear J-Kwon

[Intro] Ladies and Gentlemen Oh,oh, we like [Chorus] Got pussy everywhere Weed in the air I'm in my underwear My under the underwear Liquor everywhere Condoms over their I'm in my underwear

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry.

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer Bob Rivers

came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly in

He's So Jolly Bob Rivers

He's so jolly Santa's so jolly Christmas night he's in his sled where he belongs You're looking great, Santa Lost some weight, Santa Red cheeks glowing, ho-ho-ho'ing, you keep growing strong I feel the

Foreigners Bob Rivers

We sneak across your border lines, To stand in unemployment lines, We chip in to buy a car, Drive back home to get some more Foreigners...

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the Bronco; opens the window To leave a few drops on the floor, a smudge on the door.

Decorations Bob Rivers

nations I'm stringin' up decorations I'm freaking out fire stations I'm pumping out radiation My neighbors are out of patience Gotta keep those yuletide decorations up all winter God appreciates my plugged in

Round & Round Bob Moses

In this moment You and I are connected Strangers from afar With you as my witness We won't ever forget this Tonight is forever ours We get started after midnight And continue while the lights are down

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas Bob Rivers

Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills!

All You Need Is Elves Bob Rivers

, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games It's easy Nothing in

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Down at the K-Mart store But the scariest sight to see Is that jolly VIP In

Wreck The Malls Bob Rivers

this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Checkbook now has nothing in

OJ's Trial Thing Bob Rivers

I think you're gonna get passed around like Madonna in an NBA locker room. O.J. You slime. O.J. You gave the devil the ball, you whore. O.J. You love it! O.J., O.J.

Wrong Foot Amputated Bob Rivers

foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease They put me on a gurney in

Christmas Party Song Bob Rivers

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer

Pokemon Bob Rivers

called I do believe They think that you can magically pull one out of your sleve ooohh We just have to find a Pokemon Please just one ooohh We just got to find a Pokemon mon mon mon We have to look in

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers

Put a sock in it Melvin You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say youre my meal!

Carol Of The Bartenders Bob Rivers

the cork Don't take the wheel Don't be a heel Don't grab the stick Don't be a dick Don't drink and drive Don't drink and drive Don't drink and drive Don't drink and drive Don't let your buddy Budweiser in

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (Live at Sony Music Studios, New York, NY - November 1994) Bob Dylan

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street. They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat. They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.

We Wish You Weren't Living With Us Bob Rivers

you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive everybody crazy You're hopelessly fat and lazy You're constantly in

I Am Santa Claus Bob Rivers

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads

Spinning Reel Bob Rivers

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Bob Rivers

it's too cold to go jogging to brisk for tobogganing so pass me a hot buttered roll It's the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and chocolate Chris Kringle's will tremble in

Minimum Wage Bob Rivers

I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Ummm, $7.42 at the second window. Drive through please.

Bowel Moves Bob Rivers

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy, Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready, Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news. Workin' on a bowel move.

I THREW IT ALL AWAY Bob Dylan

I THREW IT ALL AWAY I once held her in my arms, She said she would always stay. But I was cruel, I treated her like a fool, I threw it all away.