O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Bob Rivers

"Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags Oh come get us some floor seats We followed them

O' Come All Ye Faithful (Adeste Fideles) Bob Dylan

Adeste fideles Laeti triumphantes Venite, venite in Bethlehem Natum videte Regem angelorum Venite adoremus Venite adoremus Venite adoremus Dominum Oh, come, all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant Oh come

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

LIFT UP YOUR HEADS Granhan Kendrick

LIFT UP YOUR HEADS, O you gates Swing wide you everlasting doors Lift up your heads, O ye gates Swing wide you everlasting doors That the King of glory may come in That the King of glory may come

OJ's Trial Thing Bob Rivers

You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think?

Weather Report Suite Grateful Dead

And like a desert spring, my lover comes and spreads her wings, Knowing, Like a song that's born to soar the sky, Flowing, Flowing 'til the waters all are dry, Growing, the loving in her eyes.

Pretty Peggy-O Bob Dylan

Well, as we marched down, as we marched down Well, as we marched down to Fennerio' Well, our captain fell in love with a lady like a dove Her name that she had was Pretty Peggy-O Well, what will your mother

I Am Santa Claus Bob Rivers

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads

Sugar Magnolia Grateful Dead

Sugar Magnolia Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, heads all empty and I don't care, Saw my baby down by the river, knew she'd have to come up soon for air.

YE SHALL BE CHANGED Bob Dylan

are breaking (and you) can't find nothing sacred, (but) Ye shall be changed, ye shall be changed In a twinkling of an eye, when the last trumpet blows The dead will arise and burst out of your cloths

Joy To The World Bob Rivers

The Lord has come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven and heaven and nature sing Joy to the world The Lord has come

Easy Wind Grateful Dead

And the rivers keep a talkin', but you never heard a word it said.

From The Heart Of Me Grateful Dead

From The Heart Of Me Voices slide down off the mountain, sunlight turning red Falls on the earth and it spreads Even the families lower their heads as they ride Age old faces of the mountains

From The Heart Of Me Grateful Dead

From The Heart Of Me Voices slide down off the mountain, sunlight turning red Falls on the earth and it spreads Even the families lower their heads as they ride Age old faces of the mountains

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

It would be most unfortunate for you to wake up one morning to find the heads of eight tiny reindeers in bed with you. I am sure you are a reasonable man, and this will not be necessary

The Angel Bob Rivers

roadside attendant nervously jokes as the angel's tires strokes his precious pavement The interstate's choked with nomadic hordes in Volkswagen vans with full running boards dragging great anchors Followin' dead-end

Foolish Heart Grateful Dead

Foolish Heart Carve your name Carve your name in ice and wind Search for where Search for where the rivers end Or where the rivers start Do everything that's in you That you feel to be your

Beat Up Old Jetliner Bob Rivers

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

Officer Mark Fuhrman, Where did that blood come from? Officer Mark Fuhrman, He dropped the bloody glove. Simpson and Kato back from a burger and fries at a restaurant near. A note's in the rear.

Flu Ride Bob Rivers

Just hear those noses snifflin' Sore throats ticklin' too Come on it's lousy weather To be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And

All You Need Is Elves Bob Rivers

All you need is elves The little people. All you need is elves, Love Elves are all you need Toys "R" Elves All toys are made by elves. Elves, elves, elves There's nothing we can't make.

Homeless On the Holidays Bob Rivers

not too brand specific, gee a buck would be terrific But there’s food for the homeless on the holidays There’s a turkey just like Mama made at home If they pine for redemption from their heathen ways Come

Getting Fatter All The Time Bob Rivers

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.

BOB NoFX

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"

I Used To Rock And Roll All Night Bob Rivers

I used to rock and roll all night But now my hair's turning gray. I have to get to bed by nine, Rub on a tube of Ben-Gay.

The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is, But it's been there all night long. Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don't seem right.

Row Jimmy Grateful Dead

Row Jimmy Julie catch a rabbit by his hair Come back steppin' like to walk on air Get back home where you belong And don't you run off no more.

I'm A Weight Watcher Bob Rivers

Here come some now. Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Oh, no, none for me, thanks. Watchin' my figure. Oh, they look delicious. No, no, no, no. Oh, they smell good, too. mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.

Jingle Hells Bells Bob Rivers

eating snails We always indulge in our favorite things No wonder our skin's so pale Girls in black leather with tight little tushes Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes Silver stretch limos that come

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Bob Rivers

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while your

Sugar Magnolia (2013 Remaster) The Grateful Dead

Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, heads all empty and I don't care Saw my baby down by the river, knew she'd have to come up soon for air.

O Come, All Ye Faithful Pentatonix

Christ the Lord O come, all ye faithful O come, all ye faithful O come, all ye faithful to Bethlehem O come, all ye faithful O come, all ye faithful O come, all ye faithful to Bethlehem O sing, choirs

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer Bob Rivers

stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly in his eyes And then they laid him low I came upon a roadkill deer And lifted him off the road We'll all

Christmas Party Song Bob Rivers

you and for me And stories for us to share No fear, I jumped on a desk And danced while everyone stared I didn't even know I put on a show Till next morning take a look at that It's faxed to one and all

Spinning Reel Bob Rivers

out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You got no income and your Your wife left home Spinning reel Is all

Read It In The Tabloids Bob Rivers

They got a picture and he looks all right. And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET. This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

Mr. Magoo Bob Rivers

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

When A Man Loves A Chicken Bob Rivers

Well, this man loves his chicken, She lays him all the eggs she has. Tell the farmer there's nothin' going on. Believe me, she's cluckin' just 'cause she's mine.

Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl Grateful Dead

Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too.

Carol Of The Bartenders Bob Rivers

Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chardonnay Christmas is here Drinking the cheer Ice cubes are cold More Cuervo Gold Don't be a dink Watch what you drink Don't be a dork Don't pop

Been All Around This World Grateful Dead

Been All Around This World Up on the Blue Ridge Mountains, there I'll take my stand. Up on the Blue Ridge Mountains, there I'll take my stand.

I´ve Been All Around This World Grateful Dead

I´ve Been All Around This World Up on the Blue Ridge Mountains, there I'll take my stand. Up on the Blue Ridge Mountains, there I'll take my stand.

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

and fro There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Soon the band will start And the thing that would pleasure Bing Is a carol by the King Right here in K-mart You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all

How It Feels (To Be Old) Bob Rivers

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me.

Decorations Bob Rivers

formations Imported from Third World nations I'm stringin' up decorations I'm freaking out fire stations I'm pumping out radiation My neighbors are out of patience Gotta keep those yuletide decorations up all

OXFORD TOWN Bob Dylan

OXFORD TOWN Oxford Town, Oxford Town Ev'rybody's got their heads bowed down The sun don't shine above the ground Ain't a-goin' down to Oxford Town He went down to Oxford Town Guns and clubs

Buttcracker Suite Bob Rivers

crack, attack You can see a trucker change a tire Or a cable worker fix a wire Let him know his bottom line is looking out Somehow you don't admire it So, everybody, please just say no to crack Give all

Bowel Moves Bob Rivers

Yet I'm waitin' on a bowel move, 'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue. Prayin' for a bowel move. I'm out of paper again. Bowel move. Unhhhh....

The Twisted Chipmunk Song Bob Rivers

(All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay! Okay, Theodore? -Okay! Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN! -OKAY!!!)

Seventh Son Johnny Rivers

The Seventh Son Johnny Rivers Everybody talkin' 'bout the seventh son In the whole wide world there is only one And I'm the one, I'm the one I'm the one, I'm the one The one they call the seventh