Break Up At Food Court Ben Folds

I tried to do it on Saturday Say it all and then be on my way Ive been sitting here staring at my fries I didnt have shit to say for an hour and a half Breaking up Breaking up Breaking up Breaking

Rent A Cop Folds Ben Folds

I'm 'trolling food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world They know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform Oh With my sunglass they can't See what I'm

Rent A Cop Ben Folds

I'm trollin' food court for girls Yeah, it's the best job in the world Yeah, they know they're safe with me They love my little mustache They love a man in uniform, oh With my sunglasses They can't see

Prison Food Ben Folds

You walked the earth Talked and never spoke a word She wonders who'll be the first to go I said you know, the biggest things we gotta face alone Don't wanna waste time and go Alone Alone aga...

Free Coffee Ben Folds

Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sk and strapped on my backpack Got into a van and when I returned I had ex-wives and children boxes of photographs And they gave

Free Coffee (Live In Mousonturm Frankfurt, Germany, 11/26/08) Ben Folds

Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door Squinted up at the sky and strapped on my backpack Got into a van and when I returned I had ex-wives and children boxes of photographs And they

Bitches Ain't Shit Ben Folds

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets Peep that

Silver Street (Demo 1994) Ben Folds

Now the houses are ghosts Over Silver Street They got `em dressed up like clowns Married couples slamming doors Bums praising the Lord You`re playing tapes for the town Now the neighborhood`s mixed

Silver Street (Demo - 1994) Ben Folds

Now the houses are ghosts Over Silver Street They got `em dressed up like clowns Married couples slamming doors Bums praising the Lord You`re playing tapes for the town Now the neighborhood`s mixed And

Silver Street Ben Folds

Now the houses are ghost over Silver Street you've got them dressed up like clowns married couples slamming doors vums praiseing the lord your playing tapes for the town well the neighborhoods nest

Army Ben Folds

Army by Ben Folds Well I thought about the army Dad said, Son you`re f~~king high And I thought, yeah there`s a first for everything So I took my old man`s advice Three sad semesters It was only

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis Ben Folds

The secret life and he leads it by selling drugs keeps him up at night Hes selling hash screwing trailer trash Hey hes making cash Its a whoring Life My friends are all salesman My wife is a slut

The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis (Alternate Mix - 2001) Ben Folds

, a piece of assA toothless bitch to blow him for a vile of crackHe cooks his junk in some GatoradeAnd scores a bag of chronic on the East MLKThe secret life and he leads itBy selling drugs keeps him up

Cologne Ben Folds

And ordered me some food, And now I'm wondering why the floor has suddenly become a moving target.

Cologne (Piano Orchestra Ver.) (Seeds Album Ver.) Ben Folds

Here in Cologne I know I said it wrong I walked you to the train And back across alone To my hotel room And ordered me some food And now I`m wondering why the floor has suddenly become a moving target

Cologne (Piano Orchestra Version, Seeds Album Ver.) Ben Folds

Here in Cologne I know I said it wrong I walked you to the train And back across alone To my hotel room And ordered me some food And now I'm wondering why the floor has suddenly become a moving target

You Don't Know Me Ben Folds

all You don't know me You don't know me at all (At all...)

You Don't Know Me (Seeds Version) (Feat. Regina Spektor) Ben Folds

never care What goes on in the other one's head Things I felt but I never said You said things that I never said so I'll say something that I should have said long ago You don't know me you don't know me at

You Don't Know Me (Feat. Regina Spektor) Ben Folds

Things Ive felt but Ive never said You said things that I never said So Ill say something that I should have said long ago: (You dont know me) You dont know me at all (You dont know me) You

Philosophy (Inc Misirlou) Ben Folds

won\'t you look up at the skyline at the mortar, block, and glass and check out the reflections in my eyes?

Philosophy Ben Folds

Philosophy by Ben Folds Five Won't you look up at the skyline At the mortar, block, and glass And check out the reflections in my eyes See they always used to be there Even when this was all was

Adelaide Folds Ben Folds

Adelaide On a plane Far from the united states Of LA Dropping in from outer space Takes a day Now I see the Bogans At the motor race Here you know the world could turn Or crash and burn And you

Say Yes (Live At The Onion's AV Undercover 2010) Ben Folds

I`m in love with the world through the eyes of a girl who`s still around the morning after We broke up a month ago and I grew up I didn`t know I`d be around the morning after It`s always been wait and

Rockin' The Suburbs Ben Folds

Let me tell y'all what it's like Being male, middle-class and white It's a b*tch, if you don't believe Listen up to my new CD (Sha-mon) I got sh*t runnin' throught my brain It's so intense that

All U Can Eat Ben Folds

Son look at all the people in this restaurant What d`you think they weigh?

All You Can Eat Ben Folds

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant What do you think they weigh?

Kalamazoo Ben Folds

Ran out of time, running my mouth Ran up a tab and all the way back to Kalamazoo All the way back home I was surely stoned, now I'm sober in my yard Can you believe I was there Can you believe I've been

Song For The Dumped (Demo 1994) Ben Folds

So you wanted To take a break Slow it down some and Have some space Well fuck you too Give me my money back Give me my money back You bitch I want my money back And don`t forget to give Me back

Rockin' The Suburbs (Remix '06) Ben Folds

Let me tell y`all what it`s like Being male middle-class and white It`s a b*tch if you don`t believe Listen up to my new CD Sha-mon I got sh*t runnin` throught my brain It`s so intense that I can

Carrying Cathy Ben Folds

always someone carrying Always someone's carrying Cathy We gave you everything You could have been anything We gave you everything You could have done anything But to imagine a fall With no one at

Girl (Live at Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY - June 2002) Ben Folds

"Yeah Girl, it's been a long time Since we had it going on that way Feelings getting stronger Each and every day Wake up, oh yeah I can feel you but you're not there Holding on to thin air Cause

Narcolepsy (Live at Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium - November 1999) Ben Folds

something in me does i swear i don`t remember all last year i left you awake to cry the tears while i was dreaming in streams flowing between the shores of joy and sadness i`m drowning save me wake me up

Evaporated Ben Folds

What I've kept with me And what I've thrown away And where the hell I've ended up On this glary random day Were the things I really cared about Just left along the way For being too pent up and

One Down Ben Folds

I got up and drove to work on the wrong side of the road, and what the hell would I do, I must admit I didn't know, and Andrew came along y'all to add a couple of lines or so, I've got one I finished yesterday

Evaporated (Demo 1992) Ben Folds

What I`ve kept with me And what I`ve thrown away And where the hell I`ve ended up On this glary random day Were the things I really cared about Just left along the away For being too pent up and

Evaporated (Demo - 1992) Ben Folds

What I`ve kept with me And what I`ve thrown away And where the hell I`ve ended up On this glary random day Were the things I really cared about Just left along the away For being too pent up and proud

Brick Ben Folds

Brick by Ben Folds Five 6am, day after Christmas I pull some clothes on in the dark The smell of cold Car seat is freezing The world is sleeping I am numb Up the stairs, to her apartment She is

For Those Of Ya'll Who Wear Fannie Packs Ben Folds Five

fanny packs COME ON For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON(and pony tails) For those of ya'll that wear fanny packs COME ON(and pony tails) Yea my boy Sledge on the bass in your face My boy Ben

Heist Ben Folds

nothing ‘Cause this train never stops Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada We make a good team me and you we do You could scratch my back And I’d scratch right back too When everyone is welcome at

One Down (Single B-Side - 2001) Ben Folds

I Woke Up and I Drove to Work On the Wrong Side of the Road And What the Hell Would I do I Must Admit I Didn`t Know And Andrew Came Along Ya`ll To Add a Couple of Lines Or So I`ve Got One I Finished

Dr. Yang (Live at Het Depot, Leuven, Belgium - November 2008) Ben Folds

Jack Bend me like a pretzel Till I crack you think my joints and Bones Beat me up and send me home Hey I've got to much time Baby may I might be dyin' Got to help me Fallin' Got to Help me doctor Fallin

Picture Window (Live at HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK - February 2011) Ben Folds

than they can afford When there's this much pain to kill You know what hope is Hope is a bastard Hope is a liar A cheat and a tease Hope comes near you Kick it's backside Got no place in days like these At

Gone Ben Folds

straight to someone else While I worked through all this sh*t here by myself And I think that you should spend some time alone But if you won't Then you won't And I will consider you gone I wake up

Jackson Cannery (Live At The Warfield, San Francisco, CA 1/31/13) Ben Folds Five

Stop the bus I want to be lonely When seconds pass slowly And years go flying by You gotta stop the bus I'll get off here Enough's enough I'm leaving this factory All she wants Is food on the table I won't

Brainwascht Ben Folds

One, two, three If you wanna write a letter, write a letter If you'd rather make a phone call Pick up the phone up, and call me But if you had to say it all with a pop song Couldn't you at least have

Picture Window Ben Folds

afford When there's this much pain to kill You know what hope is Hope is a bastard Hope is a liar A cheat and a tease Hope comes near you Kick it's backside Got no place in days like these At

Missing The War (Live at Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - December 1999) Ben Folds

All is quiet his tired eyes see figures jotted down And clothes all strewn around the bedroom floor Now nothing's adding up And nothing's making sense She's sleeping like a baby She doesn't know he wasn't

Hiro's Song (Demo - 2000) Ben Folds

don't want to grow old Won't you let me, won't you let me explode I don't want to grow old Won't you let me, won't you let me explode, uh oh In a kareoke supernova, yeah Last night she dressed me up

Long Tall Texan (Live at the Warehouse Houston, TX - October 2008) Ben Folds

long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat) Yes I'm a long tall Texan I wear a ten-gallon hat (He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat) Well people look at

Not The Same (Live at A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia - May 2011) Ben Folds

You took a trip and climbed a tree At Robert Sledge's party And there you stayed 'till morning came But you were not the same after that You gave your life to Jesus Christ And after all your friends went