Life, In A Nutshell (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

Life& In A Nutshell (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Life, In aNutshell When she was three Her barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are

Life, In A Nutshell Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

Life, in a nut shell Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get

Jane (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Alternative Girlfriend You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't

Jane (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful. Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful. Jane, Jane. I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday.

These Apples (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

Hello City (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

palace, 'cause there is nothing else to do The same people, the same drinks and The same music, the same quicksand I think this harbor town is waist deep and sinking fast Hello city, you've found an enemy in

What A Good Boy (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl

Maybe Katie (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What's the use in hesitating? Can't you see that Katie's waiting?

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I Live With It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature

Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson (Page) Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded

When I Fall (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower It's nine-point-eight straight down, I can't stop my

Upside Down (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rather drown And I will not

The Old Apartment (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?

When I Fall (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I Fall I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower Nine-point-eight straight down I can't

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

Intermittently (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you intermittently I love you intermittently She's a

War On Drugs (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Thrown away like a paper cup The music falls The only flaw in her detailed plan Is where she wins back the love of her man Everyone knows that he's never coming back He took her heart and she took

The Old Apartment (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls

Everything Old Is New Again (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything Old Is New Again Learn to lose, it's easier that way We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay All across the world, people going mad in their mother's cars, the kids are feeling sad

Baby Seat Barenaked Ladies

You left Billy with the kid And all the selfless things you did with Billy You left your home town in the spring And turned your back on everything You thought your life would just go by Without a

The Old Apartment (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment (Page/Robertson) Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did

Break Your Heart (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

distracted Like my mind is somewhere else That's because it's true, yes it's true It's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Jane (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

tend the wheat field that makes your bread I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed Mother nature and mother earth Are two of three women who dictate what I'm worth I'm the farmer I work in

Celebrity (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me All the jaws will drop And all the

A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

and I've forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A M & Azing like Thelonius Monk A is for argument, A is for apparent A is for antagonism that's not even there and It's just

Maybe You're Right Barenaked Ladies

; it was often raised But nothing was ever done about it To hear the way they talked about it, no one could be saved But nothing was ever done about it Shall I take back everything I've ever said And live

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered (CHORUS:) I'd say an ounce of

Another Postcard (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

This Is Where It Ends (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have faith in medication I believe in the Prozac Nation You play doctor, but I've lost patience Chorus: But this is where it ends This is where it ends Call the police and call the press But please

Another Postcard (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Brian Wilson (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded I just

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Same Thing (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts?

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Like my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Shoe Box (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A key in the door, a step on the floor A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure that you're fed if you're taking a shower, you can borrow my bathrobe When

I live with it everyday Barenaked Ladies

net Whatever we do, we can never forget I live with it every day Even though we've moved away Our yesterdays are on a loop A marathon of heartbreaking moments The day they found me asleep on the floor

I Live with It Every Day Barenaked Ladies

net Whatever we do, we can never forget I live with it every day Even though we've moved away Our yesterdays are on a loop A marathon of heartbreaking moments The day they found me asleep on the floor

Great Provider (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Great Provider You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life, nothing more I never said that I liked you the most You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost?

In The Drink (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

In the Drink Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back and forth like a choo-choo

Next Time (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS (x2): You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time You can count on me to mess it up You can count on me to let you down again And in time you'll see

Alternative Girlfriend (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't thieves Old at being young Young

Second Best (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?

Next Time (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

You can always get it right next time, next time You can count on me To mess it up You can count on me To let you down again And in time you'll see That I'm your only friend You can always get if right

Brian Wilson (Live) Barenaked Ladies

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a tuesday night, just to check out the late-night record shop.

You Will Be Waiting (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You Will Be Waiting As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't