A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on earth

Intermittently (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Intermittently Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you intermittently

Celebrity (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me All the jaws will drop And all the girls will scream And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene All that you

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Maybe Katie (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Can't you see that Katie's waiting?

Aluminum (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign But just below where you shine, you burn Although I know it, I never learn Just goes to show that

Same Thing (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I've been around the block, at least on my bike I was prepared for the news but not for A full scale war I found me an answer, in a grocery store I found me an answer in the form of an old man with a cardigan

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

(CHORUS) Spanning all the ages Turning all the pages The history of me is incomplete (CHORUS:) Everything is Un- Everything is Unfin- Everything is Unfinished I played along, but it was not for

Shopping (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS: Well you know that it's going to be alright I think it's gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that it's going to be alright When we go shopping

Great Provider (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Great Provider You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life, nothing more I never said that I liked you the most You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost?

Upside Down (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rather drown And I will not turn my whole life upside down Imagine everything you've done Under a microscope on view for

Jane (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there it wasn't long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed her hair Jane, divided, b...

In The Drink (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

In the Drink Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back and forth like a choo-choo

Shoe Box (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

When talk turns to single malts, or stilton, or Chorus Did somebody tell you This is how it's supposed to be?

Next Time (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS (x2): You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time You can count on me to mess it up You can count on me to let you down again And in time you'll see

Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Alternative Girlfriend You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't

War On Drugs (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

all these demons haunting us To keep us company In the dream I refuse to have She falls asleep in a lukewarm bath We're left to deal with the aftermath again On behalf of humanity I will fight for

The Old Apartment (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls

Second Best (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Well it's true enough I guess Join the chorus of the second best Second best (several times) What's left of you that's real A mutated

Brian Wilson (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

It's a matter of instinct, It's a matter of conditioning, It's a matter of fact You can call me Pavlov's dog Ring a bell and I'll salivate -- how'd you like that Dr.

You Will Be Waiting (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You Will Be Waiting As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't

Another Postcard (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me stationary filled

Take It Outside (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

But I'd rather say goodbye Turn 'round - say it to my face No sound - Everything's a race Lose ground - lost in your embrace Leave town - never leave a trace (CHORUS) Hardly know what anything's for

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart.

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart.

Stomach vs. Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

But guts only eat and sometimes they repeat on you. Keeping you on your toes or crouched above the loo. That's what you get when you confuse your stomach with your heart.

Call Me Calmly (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You and I were meant to be Even though you don't know me I don't even know your name And do you think that you know mine?

The Wrong Man Was Convicted (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: The wrong man was convicted You know I did the deed I thought that you would wait for me Your wants I needn't heed The wrong man lies beside you And waits for you to wake And all because

Just A Toy (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile Forever, ever mine Chorus: I know you

The Old Apartment (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Old Apartment (Page/Robertson) Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you

Jane (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane (Duffy/Page) The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair. Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there. It wasn't long before I lived with her. I sang her songs while she dyed my hai...

Testing 1& 2& 3 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

them All wrong Kind of like the last time With a bunch of really fast times If we're living in the past time Soon gone (CHORUS) We recognize the present Is half as pleasant As our nostalgia for

Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

It's a matter of instinct, It's a matter of conditioning, It's a matter of fact You can call me Pavlov's dog Ring a bell and I'll salivate -- how'd you like that Dr.

Life& In A Nutshell (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Life, In aNutshell When she was three Her barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are

When I Fall (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: I wish I could fly From this building, from this wall And if I should try, would you catch me if I fall?

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart.

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart.

This Is Where It Ends (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have faith in medication I believe in the Prozac Nation You play doctor, but I've lost patience Chorus: But this is where it ends This is where it ends Call the police and call the press But please

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

make your bed Mother nature and mother earth Are two of three women who dictate what I'm worth I'm the farmer I work in the fields all day Don't mean to alarm her But I know it was meant to be this way You

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature provides for

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

When I Fall (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: I wish I could fly From this building, from this wall And if I should try, would you catch me if I fall?

Am I The Only One? (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me?

Have You Seen My Love (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

(CHORUS:) Have you seen my love? Have you seen my love? Have you seen my little girl? Oh, have you seen my love?

Everything Old Is New Again (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

to lose, it's easier that way We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay All across the world, people going mad in their mother's cars, the kids are feeling sad That's how it is, and I'll see you

You Run Away (Radio Version) Barenaked Ladies

You run away You could turn and stay But you run away from me I tried to be your brother You cried and ran for cover I made a mess, who doesn't I did my best but it wasn't enough You run away You could

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

"If i had a millioon dollars" if i had a million dollars *2 well, i'd buy you a house *2 if i had a million dollars *2

Hello City (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

liquor room to the changeroom To the doom and gloom of the hotel room, I wish this seaside beerhall would sink into the bay Hello city, you've found an enemy in me Hello city, hello city Maybe I caught you

The Old Apartment (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry Broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?

Next Time (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

You can always get it right next time, next time You can count on me To mess it up You can count on me To let you down again And in time you'll see That I'm your only friend You can always get if right