One Four Seven Arab Strap

I do one four seven one the minute I get in And if your number's not there you stuff stays in the bin.

One Four Seven One Arab Strap

I do one four seven one the minute i get in and if your number's not there your stuff stays in the bin.

Aries the Ram Arab Strap

I'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay. So I let the wine decide what I should do. At least I was careful - I remeber it was blue.

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

I HEARD YOU DID IT FOUR TIMES BUT JOHNNIES COME IN PACKS OF THREE. SHE WAS THE BEST SHAG I'D EVER HAD. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAYING, BEDWISE, YOU WERE BAD.

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

I HEARD YOU DID IT FOUR TIMES BUT JOHNNIES COME IN PACKS OF THREE. SHE WAS THE BEST SHAG I'D EVER HAD. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAYING, BEDWISE, YOU WERE BAD.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I WENT ROUND TO HER HOUSE ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL. SHE'D BOUGHT ME THIS STEEL LADYBIRD THING, IT WAS REALLY COOL. AND THEN SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT THERE WAS NO FUTURE FOR US.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I WENT ROUND TO HER HOUSE ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL. SHE'D BOUGHT ME THIS STEEL LADYBIRD THING, IT WAS REALLY COOL. AND THEN SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT THERE WAS NO FUTURE FOR US.

PIGLET Arab Strap

NEXT I WAS ON THE BOG AND YOU GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE. YOU WERE PROTESTING YOUR INNOCENCE AND YOU STARTED TO CRY JUST AS I STARTED TO PEE.

GOURMET Arab Strap

THE OTHER ONE THERE, I DIDN'T GIVE TWO GLANCES. SHE'S IN LOVE WITH MY SOUL - SHE THINK'S I'M ATTRACTIVE. SHE FORRAGED A SMILE, I SAW THE FLOOR. SHE TRIED AGAIN, I EXAMINED THE ASHTRAY.

GOURMET Arab Strap

THE OTHER ONE THERE, I DIDN'T GIVE TWO GLANCES. SHE'S IN LOVE WITH MY SOUL - SHE THINK'S I'M ATTRACTIVE. SHE FORRAGED A SMILE, I SAW THE FLOOR. SHE TRIED AGAIN, I EXAMINED THE ASHTRAY.

PHONE ME TONIGHT Arab Strap

REMEMBER ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T SAID. I TRIED TO TELL YOU, I TRIED TO SAY. I NEVER WANTED TO END THIS WAY.

PHONE ME TONIGHT Arab Strap

REMEMBER ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T SAID. I TRIED TO TELL YOU, I TRIED TO SAY. I NEVER WANTED TO END THIS WAY.

The Devil-Tips Arab Strap

Come here so I can help you tie your brand new tie, brush your coat and remember no-one laughs if you cry. Well fuck me, it's windy. We picked a good day.

SOAPS Arab Strap

BIRD NUMBER ONE TAUGHT ME I SHOULDN'T TRUST, THAT'S WHY I FIND UNFOUNDED DOUBTS ABOUND. BUT NUMBER TWO PROVED THAT WITH NONE, WE'VE NOTHING. AND NOW I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

SOAPS Arab Strap

BIRD NUMBER ONE TAUGHT ME I SHOULDN'T TRUST, THAT'S WHY I FIND UNFOUNDED DOUBTS ABOUND. BUT NUMBER TWO PROVED THAT WITH NONE, WE'VE NOTHING. AND NOW I'M ONLY HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

PIGLET Arab Strap

" NEXT I WAS ON THE BOG AND YOU GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE. YOU WERE PROTESTING YOUR INNOCENCE AND YOU STARTED TO CRY JUST AS I STARTED TO PEE.

Love Detective Arab Strap

" It's one of those wee red cashbox things and she keeps it in a drawer by the bed, under some pictures and books.

BLOOD Arab Strap

I'VE NO-ONE IN PARTICULAR IN MIND RIGHT NOW. IT WAS INEVIDABLE WE'D END UP IN THE SACK. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D WANT TO TRY AGAIN. BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD NOW, NOT STEPPING BACK.

Last Orders Arab Strap

It's a lot of effort for one big din.

BLOOD Arab Strap

I'VE NO-ONE IN PARTICULAR IN MIND RIGHT NOW. IT WAS INEVIDABLE WE'D END UP IN THE SACK. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D WANT TO TRY AGAIN. BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD NOW, NOT STEPPING BACK.

The Long Sea Arab Strap

When we got one on holiday all you could say was "don't go out too far". And what if it never comes back, it just stays out there on the sea. All my favourite memories are of you.

HERE WE GO Arab Strap

AND IF YOU EVER REALLY WANTED TWO MEN AT ONCE, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I BETTER BE ONE OF THE GUYS YOU'VE GOT IN MIND. HERE WE GO, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE. I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU KISSED HIS FACE.

HERE WE GO Arab Strap

AND IF YOU EVER REALLY WANTED TWO MEN AT ONCE, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT I BETTER BE ONE OF THE GUYS YOU'VE GOT IN MIND. HERE WE GO, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE. I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU KISSED HIS FACE.

THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND Arab Strap

SO THAT WAS THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER...STARTS THURSDAY AS USUAL WITH A CANTEEN QUIZ AND AGAIN NO-ONE WINS THE BIG CASH PRIZE.

THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND Arab Strap

SO THAT WAS THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER...STARTS THURSDAY AS USUAL WITH A CANTEEN QUIZ AND AGAIN NO-ONE WINS THE BIG CASH PRIZE.

NEW BIRDS Arab Strap

AND THE FIRST TIME YOU ASKED HER OUT SHE SAID NO BUT ONE NIGHT YOU WENT TO A WEDDING AND WHEN YOU CAME BACK TO THE PUB SHE'D CHANGED HER MIND AND YOU WENT OUT.

NEW BIRDS Arab Strap

AND THE FIRST TIME YOU ASKED HER OUT SHE SAID NO BUT ONE NIGHT YOU WENT TO A WEDDING AND WHEN YOU CAME BACK TO THE PUB SHE'D CHANGED HER MIND AND YOU WENT OUT.

GENERAL PLEA TO A GIRLFRIEND Arab Strap

I CAN'T MAKE BOASTS ABOUT MY BODY. THE WORKMANSHIP IS SOMEWHAT SHODDY. SOMETIMES I OVERWORK MY GOB. CAN'T BUY YOU GIFTS, I'VE GOT NO JOB. I KNOW YOU FIND MY HABITS SICKLY. I KNOW SOMETIMES I COME...

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL Arab Strap

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL, I GOT SOME - I SNEAKED A YOUNG GIRL UP THE STAIRS AND PAST MY MUM. I TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND I PLAYED WITH HER BITS AND SHE DID THE SAME BUT IT TOOK AGES FOR ME TO C...

DEEPER Arab Strap

I'D BEEN AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR DINNER. MY MUM WANTED ME HOME EARLY SO I SAID I'D BETTER GO HOME. HIS SISTER SAID SHE WAS GOING ANYWAY SO SHE COULD WALK ME SOME OF THE WAY, AND SHE KNEW A SHORTCU...

AFTERWARDS Arab Strap

THE BED'S A MESS WHEN WE'RE FINISHED AND AT REST AND I CAN JUST SEE THE POST-FUCK FLUSH ACROSS YOUR CHEST. THE TELLY'S SILENT, THE ROOM'S LIT ONLY BY THE SCREEN, AND NOW WE'RE PERFECT MOULDS WITH ...

KATE MOSS Arab Strap

DON'T TRY TO TELL ME KATE MOSS AIN'T PRETTY. DON'T TRY MAKE ME BELIEVE. DON'T TRY TO FORCE ME INTO LETTING YOU BOSS ME WHEN I'M PRETENDING TO LEAVE. I KNEW THAT YOU COULD RUIN MY GOOD MOOD. THAT'S...

DRIVING Arab Strap

I WAS AWAKE - I OVERHEARD YOUR SPEECH. MY EGO DRIED AND SANK. TALKED WITH YOUR EX AND WE AGREED THOUGHS OF YOUR SISTER HELPED US WANK. I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FANCIED HER SINCE SHE BEGAN HIG...

ISLANDS Arab Strap

WE WERE LYING IN BED, STARING AT THE MOON AND I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOVE. BUT WE COULDN'T QUITE DECIDE IF THE MOON WAS FULL BUT I THOUGHT, WELL, TONIGHT IT'S FULL ENOUGH. AND...

DRIVING Arab Strap

I WAS AWAKE - I OVERHEARD YOUR SPEECH. MY EGO DRIED AND SANK. TALKED WITH YOUR EX AND WE AGREED THOUGHS OF YOUR SISTER HELPED US WANK. I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FANCIED HER SINCE SHE BEGAN HIG...

ISLANDS Arab Strap

WE WERE LYING IN BED, STARING AT THE MOON AND I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOVE. BUT WE COULDN'T QUITE DECIDE IF THE MOON WAS FULL BUT I THOUGHT, WELL, TONIGHT IT'S FULL ENOUGH. AND...

Turbulence Arab Strap

You always jump and quiver when you're coming in to land with no runway, no guidance no nails dug into my hand. We could have whoever we want. We could go back to school and see the dead laugh aga...

Haunt Me Arab Strap

Haunt me. I know you'll keep me in tow. No laugh, no guide, no limp beside. So haunt me 'cause I know you'll keep me in tow. If she's all I need to love and breed. then haunt me 'cause I'll kno...

The Drinking Eye Arab Strap

It doesn't matter how hard you try to deny What I can see clearly with my drinking eye. You know I'd never stop until I see you cry, Make you insist through snot and tears that you'd never lie. No...

COMING DOWN Arab Strap

MAKE ME REFLECTIVE. MAKE ME INTROSPRECTIVE. IGNORE THE VIOLENCE. AND EXPLAIN MY SILENCE. 'CAUSE ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO FILL ME WITH HATE. SO PULL AWAY. GO. OR MAKE ME LOOK COOL. AND SHE LOOKS BEST...

Scenery Arab Strap

You used to be part of the scenery but now I know your name. And my mind wonders what my hands would do to make sure that you came. She hardly said a word again tonight. I threw a book and grabbed...

AFTERWARDS Arab Strap

THE BED'S A MESS WHEN WE'RE FINISHED AND AT REST AND I CAN JUST SEE THE POST-FUCK FLUSH ACROSS YOUR CHEST. THE TELLY'S SILENT, THE ROOM'S LIT ONLY BY THE SCREEN, AND NOW WE'RE PERFECT MOULDS WITH ...

Infrared Arab Strap

How can nothing ever mean something? It goes from white to grey so fast. A new pool on a strange mattress. Helps me catch up with my past. Pass me something to wipe with. We're so easy to please. ...

KATE MOSS Arab Strap

DON'T TRY TO TELL ME KATE MOSS AIN'T PRETTY. DON'T TRY MAKE ME BELIEVE. DON'T TRY TO FORCE ME INTO LETTING YOU BOSS ME WHEN I'M PRETENDING TO LEAVE. I KNEW THAT YOU COULD RUIN MY GOOD MOOD. THAT'S...

LITTLE GIRLS Arab Strap

I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, DO WHAT YOU WILL. I WILL NEVER LICK YOU THE WAY I DO SO WELL. YOU NOW WEAKEN YOUR VOICE - "AH, HEY..." I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL. YOU WILL NEVER M...

NOT QUITE A YES Arab Strap

WHY COULD I NOT SPEAK? YOU'RE NOT SO UNIQUE. MY EYES STAYED ON THE FLOOR. I MAKE A LITTLE SUGGESTION, BEFORE I POP THE QUESTION. BUT I WAS FAR TOO OUT MY FACE. I WAS OUT MY FACE. IT'S THE FIRST T...

MY FAVOURITE MUSE Arab Strap

I PULLED THE EX LAST NIGHT, AND IT FELT WEIRD TO FEEL HER UP AGAIN - KNICKERS DOWN AND BRA CAST AS IF THE PAST AND NOT PASSED. AND SHE BROUGHT THE DRINKS ALL NIGHT, BUT THAT'S OKAY, NOW SHE'S GOT...

Pro- (Your) Life Arab Strap

Now you always say terminated, I never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen And sometimes they have to be sorted. You know I'd love it - a little us would be sweet. But do...

COMING DOWN Arab Strap

MAKE ME REFLECTIVE. MAKE ME INTROSPRECTIVE. IGNORE THE VIOLENCE. AND EXPLAIN MY SILENCE. 'CAUSE ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO FILL ME WITH HATE. SO PULL AWAY. GO. OR MAKE ME LOOK COOL. AND SHE LOOKS BEST...

MY FAVOURITE MUSE Arab Strap

I PULLED THE EX LAST NIGHT, AND IT FELT WEIRD TO FEEL HER UP AGAIN - KNICKERS DOWN AND BRA CAST AS IF THE PAST AND NOT PASSED. AND SHE BROUGHT THE DRINKS ALL NIGHT, BUT THAT'S OKAY, NOW SHE'S GOT...