SOLO: 'Please sir, I want some more!'

by Gorey

Verse 1:

Blunt Trauma, Shotgun wounds,

Hypothermia, Electrocution.

Hanging and strangulation! Chopped, stabbed or laceration!

Chorus:

So many ways to die! So many ways to die!

So many ways to die! I want a piece of death pie!

Verse 2:

Mutilation, starvation!

Drowned, stabbed! Tied up and gagged!

Hacked up, head smashed! Body torn, insides mashed!

Chorus

Sesame Street

SOLO: 'Cause of death: Death Pie'

by Giblets

Verse 3:

Suicide, Rotten insides!

Eaten alive, Oxygen deprived!

Decapitation, strangulation! Poisoning by inhalation!

Chorus