Now I'm dashing home, doing 85
Swerving lane to lane, with fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts going through my mind
I'm thinkin' about how I'm gonna do it
and whom I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind?
And then I look in my rear view,
I cannot believe this
Woo! Woo! Woo! Damn! Here comes a policeman
He drove right up on me
then flashed his lights and I pulled over
Without thinkin' twice,
he hops out the car and walks over to me
And says, 'License and registration please.'
I looked up at him and said,
'Officer is there something wrong?'
He said, 'No, except youw
as doing 85 in a 60 mile zone'
And then I said, 'Officer,
let me explain please,
You see the truth of the matter is,
is that I got an emergency!'
He said 'No excuses, and no exceptions'
I said 'This is some bullshit!'
as he gave me the ticket
Said 'Have a nice day' and walked away,
I said 'Yeah, right' and drove away
And then I turned my radio on,
and did 70 on the way home
I pulled up in the driveway,
hopped out and slammed the car door,
Then go around the back,
bust up in the house, and she's screamin', 'What's all that for?'
And then I'm like, 'Woman,
I called this house and
a man picked up my phone!'
She says, 'Calm down,
did you forget my brother Tiron came home?'
'Oh...'
And that's all I could say was
'Oh' with a stupid look on my face,
Said, 'I forgot he came home today.'
And she says, 'That's okay,
because honey I understand.'
She says, 'You don't have to explain'
then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on,
apologize one more time,
then went down and start gettin' it on
She started bitin' her lips,
grabbin' me and makin' noise
Now we're makin' love and
she's in my ear whisperin', 'It's all yours.'
I said, 'I love you' she said,
'I love you too,'
Then a tear fell up out my eye,
then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me,
and said, 'Baby go deeper please!'
That's when I started goin
'crazy like I was tryin'
to give her a baby!
The room feel like it's spinnin'
Cuz we keep turnin' and turnin'
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin'
The next thing you know she started goin
' real wild and screamin' my name,
And then I said, 'Baby we must slow down,
before I bust the cells up in my brain!'
She said, 'Please don't don't stop!'
I said, 'I caught a cramp!'
She said, 'Please keep on goin'!'
I said, 'My leg is about to crack!'
Then she cries out, 'Oh my goodness
I'm about to climax!'
And I say, 'Cool, climax
and just let go of my leg!'
She says, 'You're the perfect lover!'
I said, 'I can't go no farther!'
Then I flip back the cover,
OH MY GOD A RUBBER!