Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fucking backyard
I ain't got no money
Hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit cards
I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah I care about nutrition
Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time
Hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself a skin condition
I've got nowhere to go
Just moving on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah I care about nutrition
Sometimes I get upset
When I see on the TV
All these people in this
World that are starvin'
But there's nothin' in this world
That could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey that is carvin'
Boy I'm starving!
Christ I'm starving
My folks say
I gotta get myself a job
Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well if all I am to them
Is just some little slob
Why didn't they abort me?
I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah I care about nutrition
Nutrition
It's good for me
Nutrition
Like vitamin D
I care I care I care
I give a hell of a shit
Mom and Dad say if I eat all my food
I can go to the hardcore show and see FOD