All You Want for Christmas is Me

You know I get stressed out
by holiday things
The small talk
and people are too much to drink
I'd rather stay at home in peace
And watch Christmas Story
So you told me this year
we're going nowhere
No crowded airports, no family despair
You smiled and you said to me
Honey, don't worry
We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute,
sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to
every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours
Taking Advil and then
fight over who loves who more
It's sweet, how you really mean it
All you want for Christmas is me
Toasted marshmallows on our gas oven
Early bird dinner, fall asleep by ten
The only snow angel you'll need
It's me in our bed sheets
We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute,
sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to
every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours
Taking Advil and then fight over
who loves who more
It's sweet, how you really mean it
All you want for Christmas is me
You put the star on my tree
Light me up strand by strand, baby
You know me
All you need, all I need
It's sweet how you mean it
All you want for Christmas is
Sweet how you mean it
All you want for Christmas is
Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute,
sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to
every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours
Taking Advil and then
fight over who loves who more
It's sweet, how you really mean it
It's sweet, how you really mean it
It's sweet, how you really mean it
All you want for Christmas is me