seems like everybody’s falling in love but me
everywhere i go it’s couples on every street
say you’ll find the one but there ain’t no guarantee
is it not meant for me?
and i know i gotta put in the time
but i’ve sat across from a thousand minds
and felt nothing
just touching
without emotion
drinking loveless potion
it’s not you, it’s me
has never been more true
it’s not you, it’s me
don’t say i didn’t warn you
would you come to my wedding for one?
if i married myself, a home run
would you cry when i say my vows out loud?
would you come to my wedding for one?
i don’t need no one else to have fun
would you dance in the crowd saying i’m so proud
he’s never looked happier
i want a bouncy castle, groomzilla
cha cha slide into thriller
bring the coke, hold the cola
don’t let me down motorola
i don’t think monogamy
was ever really made for me
never ending monopoly
breaking outta jail ain’t free
i don’t want kids anyway
god forbid they’re just like me
“but you’d be such a good dad”
trust me no one wants these genes
take myself to paris in june
a perfect honeymoon
50/50 chance of divorce
not for me i’m immune
it’s not you, it’s me
has never been more true
it’s not you, it’s me
don’t say i didn’t warn you
would you come to my wedding for one?
if i married myself, a home run
would you cry when i say my vows out loud?
would you come to my wedding for one?
i don’t need no one else to have fun
would you dance in the crowd saying i’m so proud
he’s never looked happier