Uh, notcing large red trousers
protruding from the
bottom of the chimney, sir
Those are really frightfully large
red trousers, sir
Oh, you're not helping, Private!
Stuck in the chimney, what a sight
Santa ate a lot last night
And so the chimney's blocked, you see
St. Nick's stuck and he can't get free
Ho ho ho, he ate too much
Ho ho ho, he ate a bunch
Boys all together, push push push
No go, sir, that's one big tush
That is an incredibly big tush
This may call for Operation:
Tush Removal, sir
Commencing Tush Removal, sir!
Um, what is that exactly?
This is a sight we've never seen
He's packed in like a big sardine
Don't mention fish! I want to eat!
Jump on his shoulders and pull his feet!
Ho ho ho, the dude is stuck
Ho ho ho, he's out of luck
Old St. Nick is wedged in tight
Hey Rico, get some dynamite!
We've gotta get him outta there fast
reindeer are getting antsy
I'm not cleaning up after Blitzen again
it's someone else's turn
How about a hose to flush him down?
That won't work, 'cause he's too round
Think of something, quick now boys!
It's Christmas Eve
and the folks want toys!
Ho ho ho, he ate too much
Ho ho ho, he ate a bunch
Boys all together, push push push
No go, sir, that's one big tush
Ho ho ho, he ate too much
Ho ho ho, he ate a bunch
Boys all together, push push push
No go, sir, that's one big tush
We're down here,
who's watching the presents?
Ooh, free presents?
Santa's stuck in the chimney all night
It's up to US to dispense
these presents to the
children of the world
That'll be our gift!
Because we forgot to do
our own shopping?
Exactamundo