Well, flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She'd be walking thirty miles on a route to Bombay
To meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
Way back in history, three thousand years
In fact, ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears
Over a brown eyed handsome man
A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
To win a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
Well, the beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her daughter
Go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man
Well, a two, three the count with nobody home
He hit a high flyer into the stand
A rounded third, he was headin' for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game
It was a brown eyed handsome man
It was a brown eyed handsome man