We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
We're so sorry If we caused you any pain
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain
We're so sorry but we haven't
Heard a thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But the Kettle's on the boil
And we're so easily called away
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth
Or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had
A cup of tea and butter pie
(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Live a little be a gypsy,
Get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around
Live a little be a gypsy,
Get around(get around)
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hand across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo...