This one's called Taxman
One, two, three, four, one two
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you
nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five percent
appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
If you drive a car car
I'll tax the street
If you try to sit sit
I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold cold
I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk walk
I'll tax your feet Taxman
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'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Don't ask me what I want it for
Ah, ah, Mr. Major
If you don't want
to pay some more
Ah, ah, Mr
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
If I reduce it can you sleep
Ah, ah, Boris Yeltzin
Get back V.A.T
Ah, ah, Mr. Bush
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
If you get a hat hat
I'll tax your hat
If you get a cat cat
I'll tax your cat
If you wipe your feet feet
I'll tax your mat
If you walk away away
I'll tax your
Now my advise
to those who die Taxman
Declare the pennies
on your eyes Taxman
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one
but me Taxman
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Yes, I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman